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CLEAN DRINKING WATER FOR ALL

1 Fact: 1 billion people do not have clean drinking water. Where: Africa and India are most affected.

The threat: More people are lost in the world through this situation than war.

The solution: We can make a difference through UNICEF Tap Project. If you want to, please do.

True fact 2: For as little as $10, one person can have clean drinking water for a lifetime.

That’s like a beer at a Hollywood club with the tip. Amazing aye! Act. Bump this post on too. Let’s flow. :)

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.25.10~


EMINEM AND LIL’ WAYNE’S SNL PERFORMANCE

These bros just tore it up. Watch.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.20.10~


SNL, SALVIA, MILEY CYRUS PARODIES – ADULTS AS WANNABE TEENS ARE KINDA SAD

You know when you’ve arrived, when your teen slip ups, are imitated by grown adults–seeking to make a buck for corporate advertisers on television as ‘comedic actors.’

Is the zenith of America’s comedic actors to really go to drama school–to then grow up to play a teen? Okay then, read this story and watch this clip if you believe it is.

This is the case, with Miley Cyrus (18)’s life and SNL actors who don’t know what else to do except parody her.

Only in America. What ever happened to “teen bullying is not okay.” Lol! Or the topic of “predatorial jealousy of teens and young people’s success?” A parody is always a compliment in Hollywood, so let’s go with that lens on these idiots imitating Smilers.

Miley Cyrus is huge–look at these crazy kids trying to wrap themselves in her tinsel, to be entertaining! (Above). It’s even more surreal than Miley’s real-ness as a person, in person.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.19.10~


20 CELEBRITY BITES 4.30.2010

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey‘s split news is the big story today. Here’s twenty celebrity news bites–for your entertainment. Enjoy!

1. Bret Michaels hyponatremia treatments are getting a Press Conference–Extra TV

2. Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey decide to split. Sad–Radar

3. Chelsea Handler reveals that she did a sex tape for a joke. Literally–US Magazine

4. Betty White says no nudity or dope jokes on her SNL gig. Lol!–ET Online

5. Cancer survivor Lance Armstrong will be a father for the 5th time–Yahoo News

6. March against Racial Discrimination in LA–Latinos for Ever! –Just Do It

7. Hot! Kid Rock will host CMT Awards, June 9th 8pm–People Magazine

8. Box Office: Iron Man 2 is doing great offshore. Excellent!–Hollywood Reporter

9. Julia Roberts needs some love from US tabloids–Pop Eater

10. Clash of The Titans 3D has 390 million reasons for its sequel. 3D is hot–Coming Soon

11. Robert Downey Jr. says Iron Man 3 is on the cards–MTV

12. Morman girl Stephenie Meyer signs gay director Bill Condon for TwilightHit Fix

13. Michael Patrick King will make Warner Bros TV his home–Pop Watch

14.  Steve Carell is done doing TV–Office Telly

15. Scarlett Johansson wants to be like her hubby, with a spin off–Jam Canoe 

16. Music $. Punk lover David Letterman launches own record label–Music Mix

17. Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz withdraw their domestic violence claims–TMZ

18. Rosie O’Donnell is the next celebrity to try and cash Lindsay Lohan in–IMDB

19. Time Magazine list Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag as nobodies–Time

20. Sandra Bullock says it was important to adopt from the US. She needs to travel!–HuffPo

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.30.2010~


BETTY WHITE’S FLAWLESS SNL PROMO TEASER

How does octogenarian Betty White do it? She’s flawless in her SNL promo teaser. Flawless! Betty is eternally 21. I look 185 today, so I’m hating this hot b*tch!  She’s amazing! :)

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.24.2010~


TAYLOR LAUTNER: OPENING MONOLOGUE SNL

Taylor Lautner‘s opening monologue on Saturday Night Live showed off his awesome skills as a world champion martial arts athlete and movie action star of the future. Not bad at all, for seventeen. Watch video footage here.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.13.09~


HILARIOUS! MADONNA & LADY GAGA CAMEO ON SNL

Madonna: “What kind of name is Lady Gaga anyway? It sounds like baby food.”

America’s two Italian American pop divas of this generation, Madonna and Lady Gaga brought on a case of the lols, Saturday, with their surprise cameo together on Saturday Night Live. Of course, at 51, Madonna has the hottest figure of the two. This was brills!


THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – SUN 6.14.09

PiersMorganFlamePiers Morgan of Britain’s Got Talent and Americas Got Talent, gets his gear off to promote Flame. You just know Simon Cowell got asked to do this but turned it down. Piers looks good.

HORIWOOD’S TOP 10 POSTS ARE:

1.  DAVID CARRADINE DEATH RACE TRAILER PROVIDES A PHOTO FINISH ENDING

2. QUOTE OF THE DAY 1: MEGAN FOX ON OLIVIA

3. KEITH LEWIS & CARRIE PREJEAN CREATE: GUESS THE CELEBRITY BREAST IMPLANTS GAME

4. CHELSEA HANDLER SAYS SUSAN BOYLE SHOULD FRONT ROCKER GROUP QUEEN

5. DAVID CARRIDINE’S FUNERAL IS ATTENDED BY HUNDREDS IN HOLLYWOOD

6. QUOTE OF THE DAY 2: OLIVIA WILDE ON MEGAN FOX

7. ADAM LAMBERT’S 20/20 INTERVIEW

8. DAVID CARRADINE’S DEATH PHOTO

9. SELENA GOMEZ WANTS “IN” ON TWILIGHT’S TAYLOR LAUTNER’S TWILIGHT STAR GLOW

10. BRILLIANT DIALOGUE: THE HANG OVER QUOTES

GIMME MORE: 10 HOT POSTS RIGHT NOW

BONUS 1: DISNEY PICKS TAYLOR KITSCH TO GIVE ROBERT PATTISON AND ZAC EFRON A RUN FOR THE BOX OFFICE MONEY

BONUS 2:  LADY GAGA LOOKS LIKE A RACOON IN SINGAPORE! PiersMorganFlame2Splash, Wenn.com


10 HOT POSTS RIGHT NOW

PrinceHarryPoloChampAfter checking out Ground Zero today, planting a tree and then onwards and upwards for a visit to the Harlem Children’s Zone in New York City, Prince Harry hit the field today, competing in the Veuve Clicquot Manhattan Polo Classic on Governor’s Island.

The prince assisted on the final goal, pushing his charity Sentebale’s team to a 6-5 victory against team Black Watch at the last minute. His momma, the late Lady Diana Spencer, Princess of Wales would have been so proud.

He’s just like her. Here’s 10 Hot entertainment posts here in Hollywood right now are:

1. PRINCE HARRY SAYS TAKE ME TO HARLEM

2. SUSAN BOYLE’S RUNNER UP PERFORMANCE

3. THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – SAT 5.30.09

4. AUDIO BOOKS ARE DOWN 30% BUT TAYLOR SWIFT HAS THE ANSWER

5. RANDY SPELLING IS A BEVERLY HILLS LIFE COACH

6. KANYE WEST IS A POET SET TO MUSIC HE SAYS

7. OCTO-MEL CREATES … OCTO-SANA, THE SINGING MOM!

8. EARLIER TODAY… 10 HOT POSTS RIGHT NOW

9. CIARA’S KENTUCKY FANTASY CHICKEN DEAL

10. ONE OF THE POSITIVE THINGS ABOUT THE GOSSELINS


THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – SAT 5.30.09

MileyCyrusJustinGatsonMiley Cyrus made headlines this week when her boyfriend, Justin Gaston got interviewed in Details Magazine and said: “If I could, I’d be one of those little lapdogs that gets petted all day. You know, they wake up, get fed, get attention. I like attention. I’d like to be one of those little dogs. Is that weird?” Attention Seek Much Justin? But hey, at least the dude is honest! Too funny.

Here’s how you voted and ranked your entertainment news on Horiwood.Com today here in Hollywood. It’s Gosselin mania! Hi Miley! :)

1. NIKKI READ TALKS TAYLOR LAUTNER & NEW MOON

2. IS JON LOOKING TO MOVE OUT OF THE GOSSELIN MANSION?

3. MILEY CYRUS IS #1 TWEEN QUEEN IN NEW POLL

4. JON GOSSELIN’S MOMMA JANICE SPEAKS OUT

5. GOSSELIN GOOP: 10 THINGS ABOUT THE JON & KATE PLUS 8 SHOW

6. TWILIGHT NEWS: TWILIGHT & NEW MOON’S TOP 10 ON HORIWOOD.COM

7. IS LADY GAGA’S BOYFRIEND, JOHNNY MARKOUDAKIS ADAM LAMBERT’S TWIN BROTHER?

8. SELENA GOMEZ WANTS “IN” ON TWILIGHT’S TAYLOR LAUTNER’S STAR GLOW

9. FOR GIRLS ALL OVER THE WORLD, RIHANNA SHOULD BE SEEN TO COOPERATE WITH POLICE

10. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE PARODIES LADY GAGA’S “MEDIOCRE FACE” SONG


THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – THU 5.28.09

1aShiaLaBouefShia LaBouef picked up dvds for movie research today in Hollywood. In the City of Angels, here’s how your ranked your Horiwood entertainment and celebrity news today on the second highest day ever. Thanks team!

1. TWILIGHT THURSDAY: NEW MOON NEWS 5.28.09

2. GOSSELIN GOOP: 10 THINGS ABOUT THE JON & KATE PLUS 8 SHOW

3. JON GOSSELIN’S PRISON NIGHTMARE…

4. MILEY CYRUS IS #1 TWEEN QUEEN IN NEW POLL

5. IS LADY GAGA’S BOYFRIEND, JOHNNY MARKOUDAKIS, ADAM LAMBERT’S TWIN BROTHER?

6. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE PARODIES LADY GAGA’S “MEIDIOCRE FACE” SONG

7. SELLING SHAKESPEARE – JAY LENO & BILL MAYER

8. HOT! STYLE SPY’S LADY GAGA INTERVIEW!

9. FOR GIRLS ALL OVER THE WORLD, RIHANNA SHOULD BE SEEN TO COOPERATE WITH POLICE

10. VANESSA HUDGENS HAS GOT LEGS! 


10 FUNNY POSTS ON HORIWOOD.COM

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1. DONALD TRUMP GETS A PUPPY

2. QUOTE OF THE DAY 2: OLIVIA WILDE ON MEGAN FOX

3. POLKA FACE: GERMANY HEARTS LADY GAGA

4. KRISTEN STEWART AS A CHEESEBURGER IN TWILIGHT

5.  THE LOL TOP 10!

6. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE PARODIES LADY GAGA’S “MEDIOCRE FACE” SONG

7. KATE GOSSELIN’S HAIR DO IS KINDA ROADKILL!

8. LADY GAGA GETS A HORSE OR 2

9. ANNE HATHAWAY’S EVENINGS WITH MISS ELOISE IS BRILLS!

10. CHELSEA HANDLER TWEETS ABOUT CHUY


TWILIGHT NEWS & THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – MON 5.25.09

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Twilight News and Entertainment and Celebrity News on Horiwood.Com is rated and ranked by you, the Horiwood audience each day here in Hollywood. Here’s how you ranked your choices today on Memorial day, holiday weekend.

HORIWOOD’S TOP 10 POSTS ARE:

1. CANNES TWEEN CHEMISTRY: ROBERT PATTINSON & ERIKA DUTRA

2. MILEY CYRUS IS #1 TWEEN QUEEN IN NEW POLL

3. TWILIGHT’S INGLORIOUS BASTERD: ROBERT PATTINSON IN CANNES

4. TWEEN CASTING HEATS UP IN HOLLYWOOD AS HAYDEN PANNETIERE VIES FOR A ROLE IN FOOTLOOSE

5. NIKKI READ TALKS TAYLOR LAUTNER & NEW MOON

6. SHY SUSAN BOYLE HAS ADVANCED TO THE NEXT ROUND OF BRITAIN’S GOT TALENT

7. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE PARODIES LADY GAGA’S “MEDIOCRE FACE” SONG

8. QUOTE OF THE DAY – KRISTEN STEWART ON ROBERT PATTINSON

9. RADAR SAYS THAT JON & KATE’S CURRENT REALITY TV PREMISE IS OLD

10. KRISTEN STEWART MEETS ROB’S PARENTS

BONUS POST: (more…)


10 HOT POSTS RIGHT NOW

MeganFoxIPhone1. THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – FRI 5.22.09

2. MARIE OSMOND’S DAUGHTER JESSICA LOOKS LIKE BETTY SUAREZ!

3. LOL! GENITALIA + MORMON + JEWISH + GAY + CHUY = CHELSEA LATELY TV FORMAT?

4. TWILIGHT FRIDAY: ROBERT PATTINSON’S $28,000 KISS WITH KRISTEN STEWART IN NEW MOON

5. IS CLAY AYKEN A TAD BIT JEALOUS OF ADAM LAMBERT?

6. JOHNNY BORRELL OF RAZORLIGHT ROCKS!

7. FERGIE’S FREAKY AMERICAN IDOL FINGERNAILS ARE A RIGHT TRIP!

8.QUOTE OF THE DAY 1: MEGAN FOX ON OLIVIA WILDE

9. QUOTE OF THE DAY 2: OLIVIA WILDE ON MEGAN FOX

10. GIVE THE GIFT OF HOPE & TOUCH LIVES TODAY


THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – FRI 5.22.09

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Entertainment news from Hollywood as rated and ranked by you. Happy Holiday weekend. HORIWOOD’S TOP 10 POSTS ARE:

1. CELEBRITY NEWS THE WHOLE WORLD IS READING: 50 TOP POSTS!

2. TWILIGHT FRIDAY: ROBERT PATTINSON’S $28,000 KISS WITH KRISTEN STEWART IN NEW MOON

3. MILEY CYRUS IS #1 TWEEN QUEEN IN NEW POLL

4. MARIE OSMOND’S GAY DAUGHTER JESSICA

5. MARIE OSMOND IS PROUD OF HER DAUGHTER, JESSICA

6. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE PARODIES LADY GAGA’S “MEDIOCRE FACE” SONG

7. QUOTE OF THE DAY – KRISTEN STEWART ON ROBERT PATTINSON

8. LAX TWEET LOVE: VANESSA HUDGENS & ZAC EFRON

9. ADAM LAMBERT IS SET FOR A LUCRATIVE CAREER AS AN INTERNATIONAL ARTIST

10. AMERICAN IDOL FINALE: ALISON IRAHETA & CINDY LAUPER KILLED IT! 

Be a celebrity who touches lives today. When you give u r a true star! :)


THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – WED 5.20.09 PM

France Cannes Inglourious Basterds Red CarpetHoriwood’s Top 10 Posts tonight as voted by you worldwide are:

1. MARIE OSMOND’S GAY DAUGHTER JESSICA

2. TWILIGHT WEDNESDAY: 10 TWILIGHT & NEW MOON POSTS!

3. FRAN DRESCHER & BILL CLINTON CELEBRATE LIFE

4. MILEY CYRUS IS #1 TWEEN QUEEN IN NEW POLL

5. CELEBRITY NEWS THE WHOLE WORLD IS READING: 50 TOP POSTS!

6. CHACE CRAWFORD WANTS TO SING & DANCE

7. TWEEN CASTING HEATS UP IN HOLLYWOOD

8. SUPERSTAR CATHERINE HEIGL IS GRAY-CIOUS

9. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE PARODIES LADY GAGA’S “MEDIOCRE FACE” SONG

10. RADAR SAYS THAT JON & KATE’S CURRENT REALITY TV PREMISE IS “SO OVER!”

~Be the celebrity, you wish to see in the world. Go here and give the gift of hope~


10 HOT POSTS RIGHT NOW

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10 Hot Entertainment and Celebrity News Posts Right Now here in Hollywood on Horiwood.Com are:

1. CELEBRITY NEWS THE WHOLE WORLD IS READING: 50 TOP POSTS!

2. LOL! CHELSEA HANDLER TWEETS ABOUT CHUY

3. BRAD & ANGELINA: MR & MRS SMITH LEED BY DOING GOOD

4. WHICH FIERCE HOLLYWOOD BLONDE’S SHOW HAS BEEN CANNED?

5. ROBERT PATTINSON ONCE WAS A GANGLING BOY

6. SUPERSTAR CATHERINE HEIGL IS GRAY-CIOUS

7. NEW ZEALAND’S NATURAL BEAUTY: A NATION THAT GIVES HOPE TO OTHERS

8. PATRICK SWAYZE IS THIN BUT RESPONDING TO TREATMENT

9. ANGELS & DEMONS IS #1

10. CHACE CRAWFORD WANTS TO SING & DANCE


CELEBRITY NEWS THE WHOLE WORLD IS READING: 50 TOP POSTS!

FarrahFawcettLeadsTheWordWithCancerPreventionAs voted by you around the world, here’s 50 Celebrity News posts that the whole world is ACTUALLY reading. You can’t always believe what’s in a magazine, but when you strip advertisers out of the equation, there’s a certain honesty about your picks here on Horiwood.Com that is appealing.

Here’s the top celebrity rating news from Hollywood in the last 30 days. Enjoy the buffet that you all selected as being your choices. ps: where are the Obamas guys? Come on, now!  This post is dedicated to Hollywood star, Farrah Fawcett’s battle for a cure for cancer (as depicted in the compelling and courageous documentary Farrah’s Story). Help facilitate Farrah’s life’s purpose and inspiring living legacy as a true humanitarian angel today. Thank you. :)

1. STEFANI GERMANOTTA – UNDERNEATH LADY GAGA’S  PLATINUM BLONDE WIGS

2. SUPERSTAR CATHERINE HEIGL IS GRAY-CIOUS

3. NIKKI READ TALKS TAYLOR LAUTNER & NEW MOON

4. LOL! CATHERINE ZETA JONES AS SUSAN BOYLE

5. QUOTE OF THE DAY – KRISTEN STEWART ON ROBERT PATTINSON

6. LIL KIM <3 RIHANNA

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8. FOR GIRLS ALL OVER THE WORLD, RIHANNA SHOULD BE SEEN TO COOPERATE WITH POLICE

9. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE PARODIES LADY GAGA’S “MEDIOCRE FACE” SONG

10. CHACE CRAWFORD WANTS TO SING & DANCE

IT GET’S BETTER… :) (more…)


10 HOT POSTS RIGHT NOW

10 hot entertainment news and celebrity news posts, rated by you, here in Hollywood right now on Horiwood.Com are:

1. EMINEM GETS COMIC’D

2. GIVING IS GOOD – HELP REBUILD LIVES IN NEW ORLEANS

3. UK & AUSSIE HEARTBREAK: KATIE PRICE & PETER ANDRE CALL IT QUITS

4. HAS ADAM LAMBERT CHANGED AMERICAN IDOL?

5. CHARLISE THERON THINKS TOM HANKS IS SEXY… WHY?

6. RIHANNA WORKS HER INNER GRACE JONES

7. Solange Covers Björk … Nice Job!

8. CHANEL, THE KARL LAGERFELD LOOKALIKE POOCH, TURNS 21!

9. WOLVERINE SPINS US RITE ROUND WITH A 2ND SPIN OFF FOR RYAN REYNOLDS

10. JESSICA BIEL NEEDS TO STOP TALKING ABOUT JUSTIN’S “WORK”


THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – MON 5.11.09 PM

Megan FoxHere’s how you ranked your top Entertainment and Celebrity News posts of interest, here in Hollywood today on Horiwood.Com. Enjoy & thanks team. :) [image]

HORIWOOD’S TOP 10 POSTS TODAY ARE:

1. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE PARODIES LADY GAGA’S “MEDIOCRE FACE” SONG

2. CHACE CRAWFORD WANTS TO SING & DANCE

3. JAMES FRANCO GOES TO WASHINGTON FOR DINNER

4. A CASE OF BEAUTY PAGEANT PUPPETRY? KEITH LEWIS VS CARRIE PREJEAN

5. MEL GIBSON’S SINGING TALENT, OKSANA GRIGORIEVA IS A PRINCESS

6. DONATELLA VERSACE & JONATHAN RHYS MEYERS GO TO WASHINGTON

7. SEXING UP THE VIRGIN BRAND LIKE KANYE WEST & AMBER ROSE – RICHARD BRANSON WITH DENNI PARKINSON

8. PATRICK SWAYZE IS SO THIN

9. VICTORIA BECKHAMS NEW ARMANI UNDIES AD = POSH SPICE + BEYONCE’S SASHA FIERCE HAIR

10. WHAT’S REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY STAR, VICKY GUNVALSON, UP TO?


LOL! JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE’S MOTHER LOVER VIDEO

Happy Mother’s Day, all mothers in the world. Laugh lots! And I trust you all feel loved. :)


SNL BRILLIANCE – THE REPUBLICANS CONGRESSIONAL LEADERSHIP MEETING

Starring Dan Ackroyd, this is too funny. Watch out Sasha Obama and Malia Obama though, these lads are sad! :)


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