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EMERGING MAORI LEADERSHIP AWARD – LOUIS HENRY DAVIS III – WHANGAREI BOYS HIGH SCHOOL LEADERSHIP

Who: Louis Henry Davis III.

Tribal Affiliations: Ngapuhi, Ngati Whaatua.

Appointee: Board of Trustee Representative 2011, Whangarei Boys High School with Geoff Abbott.

Claim to Fame: Brother of Jakey Davis. He is also a fine rugby football player and a super basketball representative too with a good academic record.

Hallmarks at this early stage: From a compassionate community-minded family. Learning how to be a team player. Pride in Kaupapa Maori traditions and knowledge both IQ and EQ. Grandson of current community leaders. And this young guy is a friend of teen parent moms too. Not bad so far!

Hollywood Comment: And who is using more hair product than both Taylor Lautner and Justin Bieber put together, with mo tumeke staunch-pouting going on than tuakana Cliff Curtis in a 3D action movie role or brotha Taika Cohen in that Boy movie… in his high school leadership photos, then aye? Mr Maori Kiwi-Staunch. Congratulations Louis III.

Kia kaha. Be wise. Be yourself. Lead. :)

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.24.10~


MEET KALANI JONES, A SAMOAN-KIWI STAR OF AUCKLAND THE SUPERCITY


Kalani Jones (L) of Auckland – The Supercity poses with Lani.

The Samoan-Kiwi hottie looks like her late grandmother, Aunty Maina Werne-Jones - a lady who died in Kenya while on safari, and who had the distinction of having the second most-attended funeral in New Zealand history in 1997 of a Kiwi not born in the green paradise nation. As a woman of Samoa with Mana in The South Pacific, Maina Werne-Jones was down to earth, heavenly-minded, loving and much loved.

Aunty Maina as she was affectionately known, is still sorely missed by Auckland City, Samoa and throughout The Pacific today. Her laugh was magic. She laughed a lot, always sharing her smile and joie de vie with a rare gift of joyful encouragement.

Kalani also looks like her gorgeous momma, Judi Jones. Kalani’s dad, Derek Jones can be found here with Judi, doing their bit providing Samoan-Kiwi flava and inspiration at a transitional time for Porirua City leadership in Wellywood – Hollywood’s sister-city for 3D film making expertise.

Porirua is currently in the middle of a surprise bi-election, as the US Secretary of State Hilary Rodham Clinton has just recently touched down in Wellywood, a film making nation’s capitol city, at the time of writing from Hollywood. There’s a lot going on in New Zealand right now. It’s a hot diverse entertainment nation, destination.

At the top, of the North Island of New Zealand, Kalani lives in Auckland, The Supercity of this beautiful paradise-green nation.

To see Auckland – the City of Kalani Jones and the largest Polynesian and Maori Gateway city in the World (Aloha O’ahu Hawaii of America), GO HERE.

Right now on Facebook: Kalani took the Which Kardashian Are You? quiz and is most like Kim: The analysis,  “You’re ambitious, fashion-forward and a true (if sometimes tumultuous) romantic. You’d opt to work on your business plans over your party plans, even if friends say that’s boring. But hey, you always look good doing it–just like Kim!”
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If you live in Hollywood and follow Herman-Town’s Young Hollywood promotions expertise, you will know that Ms Kim Kardashian is styling and dressing America’s style conscious twenty-somethings, right now, here in the USA. Nationwide in the USA, Kim is currently doing this online 24 hours a day, with a skillful style package that consults and customizes fashion accessories to each individual customer. Smart.
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Kim Kardashian is perhaps the only A-Listed reality TV Star in Hollywood, who is also a fashion merchandising mogul on the rise. If Kalani is like Kim Kardashian, I’m all for that. The world needs a Samoan-Kiwi style-queen I reckon. Especially one of Spirit — like Kalani Jones possesses, naturally. Check out Kim’s online biz ventures with Hollywood entertainment power-lawyer Robert Shapiro –at Shoe Dazzle. Amazin! They’re taking over stylish retail for the young in America–via their online storefront window instead. It’s a Kardashian underground movement of taste and style blitzing the USA.
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Kalani Jones is rugby royalty of New Zealand, Samoa and the Commonwealth Affiliated Nations and Oceania Nations of the World. She is the niece of a rugby player who England’s Will Carling listed in the UK Telegraph as being the no.2 rugby footballer in the world of all time. Kalani’s father Derek, is also a good rugby footballer too.
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As a future rising star of New Zealand & The South Pacific – Kalani Jones has got it all going on in her star mix and this kid loves God too. Not a bad combo for grounded balance to balance out the craziness of fame that lies ahead of her, I reckon. Go kid! If ever there was a girl in New Zealand worthy of a reality TV series of her own, to weave in a stellar cast of characters who surround her in everyday life, Kalani Jones is one such star of great potential to lead, entertain, inspire her generation. Oh… btw:
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Visit Auckland City for a fun travel experience.
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[Photograph of a Sky Walker - Auckland City - Courtesy of Photographer David Wall]
[Music: Sun Goes Down - Nesian MystiK & Luther Vandross tribute to Lena Horne going up too as a homage for Aunty Maina Jones' legacy as a humanitarian activist of Compassion & Love--Hollywood today.]
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Let’s go Auckland. Porirua City & Let’s go SAMOA! Mauri ‘Ola.
This post going via Kalani’s Maori Aunties of Oak Ridge Camp, Whangarei City, Northland via The City of Angels & “Uncle Sam” born in Fiji, and I guess… your Uncle Derek Farmer (and Farmer Brotherhood) too – now of Australia. In the words of Avatar in 3D: We see you! :)
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Reality TV Series Idea: Kalani goes to Wellywood (Porirua).

[Lena Horne -great entertainer and blacklisted activist for Humanitarian Human Rights issues and causes, Hollywood Star (the Maori koru taonga version), for Kalani Jones, Hollywood Walk of Fame–photog: Horiwood.Com’s own).

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 11.3.10~


NESIAN MYSTIK RUGBY HEAD QUOTES – SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ON MAKING “THE SQUAD”

Heading in to the Grey Lnn festival 2010, this one’s for US.

All men are created equal – Abraham Lincoln

Because we are equal, isn’t it time for Maori, Polynesian, Asian-Kiwi’s turn to lead with an expression unique for US all–Horiwood*

Picture - Sonny Bill Williams of the New Zealand All Blacks rugby football team, shouting out to New York City, USA.

Quote on making the prestigious football squad – “Making this squad is the first step, but I still have to prove myself.”

Brotha! You are Hollywood, California approved. Sports needs entertainers.

Let’s go NYC! NZ! Cali! Action sports commerce stars are US.

Zoo York poetic politics today & Music by Nesian Mystik,

Poetic vibe: We sing of overcoming injustice, we sing of sharing, we sing of community, we sing of faith, we sing of never forgetting our roots of our Polynesian ghetto fairy tales and all we learned in these times. Our parents lying awake afraid at early Dawn light in Otara and Porirua, for the knock of the police on front and back doors. Or Aunties assembled in community of make-shift marae at Bastion Point, standing like noble warriors in our once ‘criminalness’ on our own land … For the longest time we have been cast kind of like Robin Hood heroes really, when you look at world politics and history.

Maybe our white brothers, saved us up to mull like fine Maori and Polynesia, vitner’s wine belonging to beautiful Aotearoa/ New Zealand. If so, their foresight was good. Their infrastructure needed. Now, we are required to be poured like the best wine, in this decade and the one’s beyond for all of our people. Not one excluded.

Colorful bouquet, nuanced cultures so rich, we are fine wine, a healing balm for the world. We have awoken to discover that the world has rapidly changed, suddenly – like Sonny Bill, switching codes and coming out on top last week, we find ourselves too at the world’s center, not by anything we did. But we are ready. Thanks Sonny Bill and coach Graham Henry for an important paradigm shift, an inspiring message of change, with one new team selection – and recognizing this global trend and what Maori and Polynesia have to offer the world forward.

*I think of “olive” as a color to ponder, like Ata Te Kanawa wrote about, being the future face of New Zealand. I think of olive’s (the food) eaten in the Middle East and Mediterranean alike. May this metaphor of peace, an “olive” be the  pride and dignity of a teamwork spirit of equally shared mana, that defines the Kiwi spirit, vision, ability to serve, and our humor that can entertain, like few can. May what we have, be a healing balm in the Middle East too – like an olive branch we always extend. May the same attractant to heal and entertain also be commercially sought after from New York and California alike. Zoo York Nesian-Kiwis, let’s go.  New wine time. From California, I feel your Kiwi spirit.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 10.24.10~


NESIAN MYSTIK, ISLAND MUSIC WITH MAORI FUSION

With a blend of sophisticated Island influences, Nesian Mystik‘s music would sit equally well on Obama‘s iPod in the White House or Oval Office, as well as throughout any South Pacific Island or on any marae in New Zealand too.

These Kiwi lads have subtle hori-nesian flow. Enjoy.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 9.29.10~


COCO-LICIOUS MUSIC FOR AMERICA: KISS ME TIL THE SUN GOES DOWN with NESIAN MYSTIK

America’s #1 triple threat entertainer, Beyonce is currently vacationing with Jay-Z and family in beautiful Hawaii. That inspired me to re-run Polynesian boy band, Nesian Mystik‘s unique sounding, coco-licious music hit, Kiss Me ‘Til The Sun Goes Down. Hope you like it… they make you feel like you’re on vacation in Hawaii or the laid back, tropical Islands of the South Pacific when you listen to them. Love them!

This clip brought to you by Stop The World: Justin Bieber is in Beautiful New Zealand –where incidentally Nesian Mystik are based.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.27.2010~


RUSSELL CROWE’S STAR, HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME – APRIL 2010

This post could also be titled How a Maui of New Zealand fished up his own legendary Hollywood story with music by New Zealand and Hawaii’s favorite Polynesian boy band, Nesian Mystik of Grey Lyn, where Russell Crowe also grew up. To reiterate my point, the video clip of when Russell won his Oscar and he references Auckland City in his star trajectory of Hollywoood history in his Oscars’ acceptance speech follows too in this post, for your entertainment. Russell grew up as a minority in Nesian Mystik’s hood. He is that Hollywood real. I love him for that realness.

This image of Mr Crowes block buster achieving Hollywood star represents the moment in Hollywood history where the first person of Maori descent and lineage, Russell Crowe was awarded his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Exciting!

Mauri Ola ya’ll. Yes We Can! :)

[Image of Russell Crowe's star - Horiwood's own]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.16.2010~


THE HORIWOOD TOP TEN – WED 4.14.2010

The LA Times says “Goodbye to American Beauty, Ugly Betty tonight. Aww! A great show. And, America’s national treasure of song, Aimee Mann‘s live performance of her American pop anthem classic, 4th of July, sings out your top ten tonight. Here’s how you voted your entertainment and celebrity news in Hollywood from the beautiful City of Angels today. Enjoy!

1. Gaga Glee: Poker Face with Lea Michele

2. Britney Spears reveals unphotoshopped Candies campaign pics

3. Mel Gibson & Larry King teach Sandra Bullock about manners & closure

4. Rihanna‘s Rude Boy alternative music video has heat

5. Stephen Donald is New Zealand‘s Gerard Butler of sports entertainment

6. Beyonce ‘s Honey Bee quotes– Telephone  

7. Tiger Woods & Jesse James want to be Hugh Hefner

8. Humor: Yardley‘s Ricky Martin ad is clever!

9. New Music: Robin Thicke & Estelle‘s Rollercoaster song

10. Introducing Adam Smith: Nashville singer

Bonus Post: Poetry: Cliff Curtis wedding ring inscription

Bonus Post: Jessica Simpson & Ken Paves : Good Housekeeping  

Bonus Post: Bar Refaeli with Jersey Shore

Bonus Post: Niu Music–Sun Goes Down by Nesian Mystik

Bonus Post: Russell Crowe gets his Hollywood Star, Walk of Fame

[Ugly Betty image courtesy of ABC]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.14.2010~


HOLLYWOOD HOT: JAY-V DANCES FOR J WILLIAMS YOU GOT ME MUSIC VIDEO

Fresh R n’ B music. How exciting. My nephew Jay-V is dancing in this music video for J Williams and his You Got Me #1 hit in New Zealand Right now. The video also features Scribe.

Writes Jay-V: “Kia ora uncle. that clip i danced in made no.1 song in new zealand ! been two weeks now! here it is check it out. hope your doing okay uncle. mad love for you. peace !”

How cool is my nephew?! As his America-based Uncle Sam I’m so proud of him that he’s such a talented dancer, musician, singer/ songwriter and performer. He’s world famous in Hollywood today, as he should be… and go J Williams and New Zealand R N B and Hip Hop music in the world. :) I See you hori-tastic nesian superstars! Come on now, let’s rock it out!!! ;)

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.3.2010~


NEW MUSIC: SUN GOES DOWN by NESIAN MYSTIK

Hawaii and the South Pacific‘s favorite Polynesian boyband, Nesian Mystik have produced another unique hit, titled Sun Goes Down to reflect life– Island styles. These lads met in music class in high school, and they have been making music now on the charts for over a decade. High school has never ended for them. A good story.

Polynesian hip hop inflects the uke with Marley’-esque reggae off-beat Carribean hip hop rhythms, with a touch of Island swing. Totally love these boys! Malo! And, Aloha Hawaii from Hollywood in the mainland.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 2.27.2010~


AVATAR: MAORI CONTINUE TO INSPIRE IN 3D AT #1 AT THE BOX OFFICE WORLDWIDE. YAY!!!

It’s a case of “follow the leader” as the reigning box office king of Tinsel Town who created Avatar speaks… these days. Being Maori and living in Hollywood, I’m loving it! :)

Say’s film auteur, James Cameron, of the amazing Maori language of New Zealand and Polynesia in this latest interview:

Paul Frommer is a linguistics expert at USC, and we hired him to create a language,” James Cameron says. ”He riffed off the 30 or so character names, place names, and creature names that I had come up with. They had a little bit of a Polynesian/Maori influence because of some time I had spent in New Zealand and in other places throughout Polynesia. So he used some Polynesian roots — but there’s also some African, there’s Native American, there’s even some bits from the Latin languages — and then he mixed it all up with German sentence construction, where the verb comes last. From an acting standpoint, the hard part was speaking English with a Na’vi accent. Zoë Saldana had the most lines, so we let her create the accent, and then everybody had to match her.”

For all you Avatar fans who want to know how the real Maori lads of Polynseia and the Pacific Islands roll. When we party, we kind of party like this in our hood… always about others, the collective and community… never solo. 

Here’s some vintage Nesian Mystik old school, boy band sounds for your entertainment from Hollywood today. Chaa! Let’s pop it. Maoris and Poly boys are in the hot mix of the Hollywood house today. You know it! These lads a big hit in Hawaii, USA. Like James Cameron, Island dwelling people love Maoris and Polynesians. Enjoy. ;)

~Maori Generated Media in Hollywood. Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 1.15.2010. Source~


NEW MUSIC: NESIAN MYSTIK’S SONG SACRIFICE

Nesian Mystik are the world’s favorite All Polynesian boy band from New Zealand.

Here’s their first song, Sacrifice from their upcoming album, 99 AD.

Americans in Hawaii land, love love love these Coco-Polynesian, musical lads of hip hop and r n’ b, from down under. Hot!

Your thoughts? A duet with Ke$ha would be supa hot. We are allowed to Dream. :)

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 1.7.2010~


ISLAND CHILL MUSIC: NESIAN MYSTIK BROTHAZ

Nesian Mystik are the world’s favorite Polynesian hip hop boy band of great artists.

Think Ukulele sounds of Hawaii and the South Pacific meeting the Native American Indian peoples sense of tribal community to get a sense of who Nesian Mystik are with their musical sound.

They are from New Zealand and they rock. Here’s their song Brothaz (with a Z okay!!!) Enjoy! :)

I love these guys. Great music always. Hawaii loves them too. They are big stars in the US in Hawaii.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 11.24.09~


POLYNESIAN HIP HOP: ROBIN HOOD HEROES BY NESIAN MYSTIK

My favorite Polynesian hip hop brother veterans, Nesian Mystik are in the Horiwood Haus tonight in Los Angeles.

These lads music is tropical sweet, like coconut cream steamed buns for the soul, found on Oa’ahu’s West Coast side.

Lead singer Awanui Reader is a hori Maori brotha like me, who drops it Hawaiian styles. Sounding good fellahs in LA. Thanks for the Island chill hobbit music. :)

~Posted by Horiwood, Hollywood California USA 11.11.09~


THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – SAT 8.15.09

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Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston share an uncanny similarity in the same taste in…. leather dresses. Funny that. Here’s the top 10 posts on Horiwood.Com today here in Hollywood, LA, California.

1. V MAGAZINE OUT TAKE: LADY GAGA PIC

2. VANESSA HUDGENS GROWS UP IN HER FILM ROLE CHOICES

3. FARRAH FAWCETT COVERS PEOPLE MAGAZINE

4. TWILIGHT’S KELAN LUTZ FLAUNTS HIS SEXY

5. ZOE KRAVITZ- BOHEMIAN ROCK CHIC – NEW YORK FASHIN WEEK

6. THE VAMPIRE LIST: THE 20 TOP VAMPIRES OF ENTERTAINMENT HISTORY

7. BRITNEY SPEARS LOSES 20 POUNDS IN 4 WEEKS

8. ZAC EFRON: WALKS THE LINE IN HOLLYWOOD

9. SMASHPROOF – IT’S FRIDAY IN HOLLYWOOD

10. TOP RANKING CELEBRITIES LIST FOR 2009

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BRITNEY SPEARS LOSES 20 POUNDS IN 4 WEEKS

BritneySpearsBikiniBodyDance. Dance. Dance is her secret. Since Britney Spears has been touring, she’s dropped all of the pounds. Tres impressive. Here’s the horiwood top 10 most voted celebrity posts tonight. Let’s stay healthy, active and always having fun. Peace ya’ll:

1. KRISTEN STEWART & ROBERT PATTINSON – ARE THEY BACK ON? LOVERS OR BIZ PARTNERS, OR BOTH?

2. NAKED PICS OF VANESSA HUDGENS ARE EVERYWHERE

3. HEROES HOTTIE, HAYDEN PANETTIERE, IS A HIT IN THE UK

4. DAVID BECKHAM’S NEW DO

5. V MAGAZINE OUT TAKE: LADY GAGA PIC

6. HORIWOOD’S TOP 10 – MON 5.4.09 PM

7. WHAT DOES A NEW YORK TIMES #1 BEST SELLING AUTHOR LOOK LIKE?

8. WTF! CHACE CRAWFORD, PENN BADGLEY & BLAK LIVELY

9. TOP BOLLYWOOD STARS IN THE WORLD

10. BEAUTY IS MORE THAN SKIN DEEP: 4 SUPERMODELS DO PROVERBS 31 IN MAORI & RUSSIAN

Hollywood is so surreal. You don’t have enough gas in your tank to get home from your 100% commission job in a recession after putting in an 8 hour day and 40 hours for the week. You’re in shock as your eftpost card declines at the gas pump. Every single AP loaded to your bank account must have gone out. But at least you have cable, that American staple of entertainment, at home. You just don’t know how you’re going to get home to watch any of it, unless you push your car along Hollywood Blvd.

Then you go inside to the cashier and your old lottery ticket at the bottom of your wallet, you fish out. It’s crumpled but you straighten it out and hand it over to the Pakistani cashier with fingers crossed and eyes closed. The sound the cashier’s til makes as it opens let’s you know that it is a minor winner at the gas station in that moment. Believe it or not, this is how many young people in Hollywood are living each day, right now. Oh, and people in their 50s and 60s too. George Bush’s governance and Dick Chaney’s ill advice, has totally cost these people their American dream.

Not to worry! Such is the story of Hollywood. But like the lottery ticket today, the city always holds luck, even when you least expect it. You just need to believe that things will be okay, and they do get better. But what a surreal experience! 

horiwood’slatest tweet on twitter is: “the dictionary definition of sur·re·al is: “marked by the intense irrational reality of a dream; also : unbelievable, fantastic…” Wow!less than 5 seconds ago from web

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THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – FRI 7.31.09

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Saved By The Bell’s cast reunion brings back happier, more  simpler times. Smiles all round. Here’s how you ranked  your celeb and entertainment news at the top of the class today in Hollywood here on Horiwood.Com. Enjoy!

1. THE VAMPIRE LIST: THE 20 TOP VAMPIRES OF ENTERTAINMENT HISTORY

2. TED HARBERT & CHELSEA HANDLER PIC

3. OMER BATTI IS MICHAEL JACKSON’S SON SAYS JOE JACKSON

4. TAYLOR MADE VALENTINES: TAYLOR LAUTNER & TAYLOR SWIFT’S NEW MOVIE

5. TWILIGHT’S BRAND EXPANDS INTO VAMPIRE COSMETICS

6. SOME JENNIFER ANISTON…

7. iGAGA GIVES iTUNES DOWNLOADS ITS BOOST. CIARA SHINES

8. SUSAN BOYLE HAS RECORDED HER FIRST TRACK

9. CSI COMIC STRIP TRIBUTE TO MICHAEL JACKSON

10. NESIAN MYSTIK – POLYNESIA’S GREATEST BOY

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10 HOT POSTS RIGHT NOW

1ShiaLaBoeufMeganFoxShia LaBouef and Megan Fox have a very cosy working relationship when travelling in Asia.

This weekend, we farewell David Carradine in Hollywood as the entertainment world pay their tributes to a great actor. Hugh Jackman also emerges as the king maker of Hollywood film franchises of the future and their star talent.

7 Days a Week, Horiwood.Com brings you entertainment news from Hollywood. Here’s 10 Hot Posts Right Now:

1. DAVID CARRIDINE’S FUNERAL IS ATTENDED BY HUNDREDS IN HOLLYWOOD

2. DAVID CARRADINE DEATH RACE TRAILER PROVIDES A PHOTO FINISH ENDING

3. DAVID CARRADINE’S DEATH PHOTO

4. Q’ORIANKA KILCHER 4 TWILIGHT’S ECLIPSE WOLF PACK PRINCESS

5. 2009 IS THE YEAR OF THE WOLF!

6. NEW MUSIC: NESIAN MYSTIK, RSVP

7. AUSSIE MAN HUGH JACKMAN IS THE KINGMAKER OF HOLLYWOOD FILM FRANCHISES EMERGING MALE STARS

8. SHANIA TWAIN TURNS HER BREAK UP SCARS INTO SONGS OF HOPE, LOVE, FAITH

9. IRAN’S POST-ELECTION TURMOIL: BLACK SMOKE RISES ABOVE TEHRAN

10. LIL KIM <3 RIHANNA


NEW MUSIC: NESIAN MYSTIK, RSVP

Nesian Mystik are Polynesian lads who descend from the same homeland as The Rock, Dwayne Johnson whose now based here in Hollywood.

Their music always reminds me of the Pacific sounds of Hawaii, Barack Obama’s home state of America. I dig their sound. Here’s Nesian Mystik’s new single, RSVP.

Padma Lakshmi… eat your heart out to the sounds of this hotness!

Enjoy! :)


10 HOT POSTS RIGHT NOW

1. KRIS ALLEN WHOPS ADAM LAMBERT’S BUTT IN MUSIC SALES

2. GOSSIP GIRL WRITERS CAN LEARN FROM GOSSELINS TV RATINGS

3. SELLING SHAKESPEARE – JAY LENO & BILL MAYER

4. AUNT JULIE BLOGS ABOUT JON & KATE GOSSELIN’S CONSTRUCTED REALITY

5. LOL! VINTAGE LADY GAGA’S PARENTS PIC

6. 3 WOLVES TEE SHIRT IS A HOT FASHION STAPLE IN 2009

7. BEYONCE’S I AM TOUR – SET LIST!

8. PEREZ HILTON HAS LOST MORE WEIGHT THAN MELISSA JOAN HART

9. KATIE COURIC: THE RECESSION IS IN ITS 18 MONTH NOW

10. NESIAN MYSTIK – POLYNESIA’S GREATEST BOY BAND


THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – WED 5.5.09 PM

cincodemayodayHappy Cinco de Mayo day on Horiwood.Com. Here’s how you ranked your top Hollywood Celebrity News and Entertainment News today, right here on Horiwood.Com. Some fiercely eclectic choices, team, to say the least. :)

HIGH RISER: A CASE OF BEAUTY PAGEANT PUPPETRY? KEITH LEWIS VS CARRIE PREJEAN

HORIWOODS TOP 10 POSTS TODAY ARE:

1. SUPERSTAR KATHERINE HEIGL IS GRAY-CIOUS

2. FOR GIRLS ALL OVER THE WORLD, RIHANNA SHOULD BE SEEN TO COOPERATE WITH POLICE

3. WHO EARNS WHAT & HOW!

4. TWILIGHT NEWS: TWILIGHT & NEW MOON’S TOP 10 ON HORIWOOD.COM 5.5.09

5. PATRICK SWAYZE IS SO THIN!

6. IS LADY GAGA BISEXUAL? HER POKE-HER-FACE ACTION IN PICS!

7. ART PIC – SALVADOR DALI

8.MILES TO GO: MILEY CYRUS GOES JOGGING IN TOLUCA LAKE WITH JUSTIN GATSON

9. MEET DR ALAN HAY – SUSAN BOYLE’S DREAM DATE TO STOP THE SWINE FLU JOKES

10.STEFANI GERMANOTTA – UNDERNEATH LADY GAGA’S PLATINUM WIGS

BONUS POSTS:

11. MARIE OSMOND’S GAY DAUGHTER JESSICA

12. FRIENDS SAY THAT JON GOSSELIN, DAD OF 8, IS NOT A SKANK

13. OPERA EGO – KANYE WEST & AMBER ROSE

14. JENNIFER ANISTON RAKES IN $27 MILLION

15. CHELSEA HANDLER’S BIRTHDAY SUIT HAS ALLURE

16. NESIAN MYSTIK – POLYNESIA’S GREATEST BOY BAND

17. STARS REVIVE THEIR CAREERS IN HAWAII: JULIA ROBERTS DOES A LOHAN IN HER BIKINI

18. ANGELINA JOLIE IS TRIUMPHANT IN SALT!

19. VANESSA HUDGENS & ZAC EFRON WATCHMEN

20. NIA VARDALOS & MY BIG FAT GREEK WEIGHT LOSS

21. DISCO STICK 21! TOP LADY GAGA NEWS ON HORIWOOD.COM


HORIWOOD’S TOP 10 – MON 5.4.09 PM

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Hollywood Entertainment News and Celebrity News was ranked by you today on Horiwood.Com as follows here in Hollywood. It was our 4th busiest day today, thanks team. :)

HORIWOOD’S TOP 10 ARE:

1. STEFANI GERMANOTTA – UNDERNEATH LADY GAGA’S PLATINUM BLONDE WIGS.

2. IS LADY GAGA’S BOYFRIEND, JOHNNY MARKOUDAKIS TWINS WITH AMERICAN IDOL’S ADAM LAMBERT.

3. TWILIGHT NEWS: TWILIGHT & NEW MOON’S TOP 10 ON HORIWOOD.COM 5.4.09

4. MARIE OSMOND’S GAY DAUGHTER JESSICA

5. FOR GIRLS ALL OVER THE WORLD, RIHANNA SHOULD BE SEEN TO COOPERATE WITH POLICE.

6. FRIENDS SAY THAT JON GOSSELIN, DAD OF 8, IS NOT A SKANK!

7. ART PIC – SALVADOR DALI

8. WHO EARNS WHAT & HOW!

9. SUPERSTAR KATHERINE HEIGL IS GRAY-CIOUS

10. JENNIFER ANISTON RAKES IN $27 MILLION

BONUS POSTS: (more…)


HORIWOOD TOP 10 – SUN 5.3.09

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Horiwood’s Top 10 Hollywood Entertainment News got a bit exciting today, within an “inside scoop” on Horiwood.Com revealing where Lady Gaga’s new boyfriend, “Johnny” works and what he does.

Many celebrity and Hollywood entertainment news websites say and pretend that they bring you the inside scoops on Hollywood news. But when you live in Hollywood, like I do, you are privy to finding the real scoops as they actually go down and really happen. This is how you ranked your news in priority today on Horiwood.Com. Thanks girls and guys. Enjoy! :)

HORIWOOD’S TOP 10 TODAY ARE:

BONUS: EXCLUSIVE LADY GAGA NEWS & HORIWOOD.COM SCOOP:LADY GAGA’S NEW BOYFRIEND, JOHNNY: THE INSIDE SCOOP

1.DISCO STICK 21! TOP LADY GAGA NEWS ON HORIWOOD.COM 4.30.09

2. LOL! CATHERINE ZETA JONES AS SUSAN BOYLE

3. iGAGA GIVES iTUNES DOWNLOADS ITS BOOST. CIARA SHINES!

4. VANESSA HUDGENS HAS GOT LEGS!

5. MILES TO GO: MILEY CYRUS GOES JOGGING IN TOLUCA LAKE WITH JUSTIN GATSON

6. JENNIFER ANISTON RAKES IN $27 MILLION

7. FRIENDS SAY THAT JON GOSSELIN, DAD OF 8, IS NOT A SKANK!

8.FOR GIRLS ALL OVER THE WORLD, RIHANNA SHOULD BE SEEN TO CO-OPERATE WITH POLICE

9. ART PIC – SALVADOR DALI

10. SUPERSTAR CATHERINE HEIGL IS GRAY-CIOUS

HOT TWILIGHT NEWS:TWILIGHT NEWS: TWILIGHT & NEW MOON’S TOP 10 ON HORIWOOD.COM 5.3.09

[image source] BONUS PICKS:  11.HUGH JACKMAN ON WEARING AUSSIE SPEEDOS

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THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – THU 4.30.09 PM

[image source] Horiwood.Com continues to make record growth each day as You Choose what you think your Hollywood Entertainment News and Celebrity News should be day by day. Horiwood.Com is proudly one of MovieSet’s Top 10 best websites for Twilight and New Moon News Coverage in the world, as well as being a Lady Gaga Favorite Hot Spot on the web for music loving fans worldwide.

More importantly though.. in the spirit of LA’s “OUR TOWN”…  have you got your Beyonce I Am Tour Tickets yet for July 13th in The City of Angels? That’s the big concert event for the year! You Know It!

… Let’s wurq ya’ll! And thanks for your support each day as we grow togehter. :)

HORIWOOD’S TOP 10 TODAY ARE:

1.LOL! CATHERINE ZETA JONES AS SUSAN BOYLE

2.TWILIGHT NEWS: TWILIGHT & NEW MOON’S TOP 10 ON HORIWOOD.COM 4.30.09

3.DISCO STICK 21! TOP LADY GAGA NEWS ON HORIWOOD.COM 4.30.09

4.SUPERSTAR CATHERINE HEIGL IS GRAY-CIOUS

5.AMAZING!!! NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER. SUSAN BOYLE IS A SUPER STAR!

6.VANESSA HUDGENS HAS GOT LEGS! HER LADY GAGA MEETS MILEY CYRUS LOOK IS CUTE!

7.MOVIESET RELEASES THEIR TOP 10 TWILIGHT & NEW MOON WEBSITES LIST IN THE WORLD

8.ART PIC – SALVADOR DALI

9.CHELSEA HANDLER’S BIRTHDAY SUIT HAS ALLURE

10.WHY KELLY BUNDY IS PEOPLE MAGAZINE’S MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON OF 2009

BONUS POSTS:

11.US WEEKLY MAGAZINE SAYS JON THE DAD OF 8 IS CHEATING ON KATE!

12.STEFANI GERMANOTTA – UNDERNEATH LADY GAGA’S PLATINUM WIGS

13. NESIAN MYSTIK – POLYNESIA’S GREATEST BOY BAND

14.MILES TO GO: MILEY CYRUS GOES JOGGING IN TOLUCA LAKE WITH JUSTIN GATSON

15.HOUSE OF DEREON – BEYONCE OSCARS DRESS – HAS A FLOETRY FASHION AESTHETIC TO IT

16.BEYONCE’S I AM TOUR – SET LIST!

17.SALVADOR DALI: THE PERSPECTIVE OF PROPORTION

18.JENNIFER ANISTON SUCKS FACE WITH JUSTIN BATEMAN?

19.100 TWITTER TOOLS N TIPS

20.CIARA IS SET FOR A BIG COMEBACK

21. TIE A: WHO EARNS WHAT & HOW!

22. TIE B:ZAC EFRON IS PARU YA’LL


THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – WED 4.29.09

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Today in Hollywood we celebrate President Barack Obama’s First 100 Days in Office. We live in exciting times. Nothing is impossible, and 100 Days later, the magic of YES WE CAN burns brighter with hope for the world than ever. Today is a record breaking day on Horiwood.Com. Thank you all for being the active reason for this entertainment news website’s development, passion and life.

Peace ya’ll. Sam Cruickshank of Horiwood.Com 

1. STEFANI GERMANOTTA – UNDERNEATH LADY GAGA’S PLATINUM WIGS

2. TWILIGHT NEWS: TWILIGHT & NEW MOON’S TOP 10 ON HORIWOOD.COM 4.29.09

3. SUPERSTAR KATHERINE HEIGL IS GRAY-CIOUS

4. CHELSEA HANDLER’S BIRTHDAY SUIT HAS ALLURE

5. LADY GAGA NEWS BOW-QUET: VIVA LA VIDA BABY! 4.29.09

6. ART PIC – SALVADOR DALI

7. MILES TO GO: MILEY CYRUS GOES JOGGING IN TOLUCA LAKEE WITH JUSTIN GATSON

8. SALVADOR DALI: THE PERSPECTIVE OF PROPORTION

9. THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, SLAVERY IS A BUST! ARTIS LANE IS ONE HOT OCTOGENARIAN ARTIST!

10. TIE A PETA TRIES TO BUTT THEIR NOSE INTO OCTO-MOM’S FAMILY BUSINESS

10. TIE B: NESIAN MYSTIK – POLYNESIA’S GREATEST BOY  BAND

BONUS POSTS: 12. PEREZ HILTON IS GOING BALD. BORROWS LADY GAGA’S HAIR BOW. TOO FUNNY!  (more…)


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