Im driving down the Hollywood 101 Freeway today, listening to Ryan Seacrest’s The AmericanTop 40 Count Down on the radio. I’m feeling pretty chillaxed, until I hear, Ryan Seacrest say: “Lady Gaga has a new boyfriend.” I’m like, what?! I swerve off the Freeway and hyper-ventilate, thinking… “Why isn’t it me?”
After I get my breath back, (it’s a process, I had to stop at In N Out burger, which always calms me down when I go a sly burger,”animal styles”!), I then journey on home past The Hollywood Bowl, munching on THE BEST FRIES IN THE HOLLYWOOD UNIVERSE (bar France of course!). As usual, the traffic on Franklin and Highland is killer!
Once home, I jump online and discover that Lady Gaga’s new mystery boyfriend that American Idol’s Ryan Seacrest was talking about is a Greek American dude with six pack abs named Johnny!,
Radar tells me in this headlining article (more…)