KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS AND CHRISTMAS MIRACLES FOR FAMILIES HAVING BABIES
“Children are a blessing from the Lord”–King Solomon
It’s a good thing that some families are conscious about having babies on the family social agenda radar. Birth rates and marriage rates in the USA are at an all time low right now at time of writing. In a global world, there’s always adoption from other nations. But it is good to adopt as well as families breeding too, if they’re brave. Kids are full on these days, so you need big shoulders to take on parenting in any capacity, I reckon. A nations greatest treasure are its elderly and its children. Between these two points we are all strung like pearls on an evolving cultural continuum of society.
According to OK! Magazine of America, The Kardashians are all about baby love focus in 2011 and the 2010′s. Sounds good to me. In my family, we have a beautiful bundle of joy about to arrive any day now. So exciting! A new level of family leadership emerges. This one, I think on the sports field. I just have that vibe.
Let’s get back to the Kardashians in Hollywood. OK! reports: “as they celebrate the holidays, the Kardashians are ready for a Christmas miracle — more babies to add to the family in 2011.”
Let’s hope this family gets as many family miracles as they hope for in the years ahead here in California.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.24.10~
A KARDASHIAN FAMILY CHRISTMAS KARD 2010
Only in America would you see Christmas cards like this. That’s what makes America crazy good.
Growing up in New Zealand our family had American friends called The Marriotts. They would get Christmas cards just like this from their big toothy American friends abroad.
They loved getting them! Years later, I do too now. Here’s the Kardashian families’ this year.
Truly a Christmas card made in America.
[Via USA Today]
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.16.10~
MASON DISICK TURNS 1 TODAY
The youngest of the Kardashian tribe, Mason Disick celebrates his first birthday today.
Time flies.
[Image via Kourtney Kardashian]
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.14.10~
THE HORIWOOD TOP TEN – FRI 12.3.10
“Though you slay me, yet will I praise you”– the book of Job
“Aint no rock gonna cry in my place. As long as I’m alive, I will praise your name”–Tramaine Hawkins & Stevie Wonder
Today I ponder the above thoughts. Why, who knows?! Justin Bieber ranks no.1 in Hollywood in our entertainment news and celebrity most voted posts worldwide today. The Kardashian sisters do their own version on the buzz topics of ‘information sharing and oversharing’ creating a stir by talking Mayonnaise on their Beavers on the Conando O’Brien show. Only in America!
These are the hot topics of our top ten.
1. Pray – Justin Bieber Music video premiere
2. Joseph Dunbar – Son of Mawhera – A tribute from Hollywood – 17
3. Olivia Wilde does all the stuff Megan Fox won’t do
4. Teri Hatcher wants to resign from Desperate Housewives
5. Catherine Zeta Jones has a cigarette
6. Keri Hilson, Ke$ha and Ten Things Amusing America
7. Aussie Angel – Miranda Kerr
8. Sum things about Smokey The Bear
9. Sun Capitol‘s leading supermodel’s of 2011
10. TIE A: Vintage Yul Brynner
10. TIE B: Beyonce‘s Vizio TVC has heat
[Above Images - Pacific Coast News and Famous Magazine Weekly]
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.3.10~
FAMOUS MAGAZINE AUSTRALIA GOES KARDASHIANS CRAZY
The Kardashian sisters Kim, Kourtney, Khloe take the cover of Famous Magazine, Australia.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 11.29.10~
DASH by THE KARDASHIAN SISTERS, NYC
3x marketing power. Can anyone Keep Up With The Kardashians?
These girls have one very quick marketing game. Non-stop storylines, the media and world, can’t get enough of.
I wonder if they’re going to jet down to Rugby World Cup? Hope so.
~Image via Michael K. Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 11.4.10~
KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN’S CELL PHONE TALKING MUG IS DOING WAY TOO MUCH IN TABLOID LAND AMERICA, THIS WEEK
Poor Scott Disick -every time he turns up, tabloids love to say he’s not good enough for Kourtney Kardashian. Meanwhile, there’s some Miami model Kourtney’s producing to be a Hollywood star too, in Miami.
Love how the Kardashian girls roll. They’ve always got a full plate on the go, to send tabloids in a frenzy. InTouch Weekly take it to the hoop this week, with their Scott Kourtney cover story. There’s big bucks in tabloid sales here.
In California, Kardashians are US.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 10.27.10~
KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN HITS UP NEW YORK
Kourtney Kardashian. New York. That’s all.
[Image courtesy of Source]
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California. USA
VEGAS MAGAZINE – THE KARDASHIAN GIRLS GO WHITE
Remember when the Kardashian sisters photographed themselves [who else] in both black and white bathing suits for Vegas Magazine–and took a poll, as to whether they should go with the white or black option? Vaguely?
Yeah… anyway–they went with… white! Love it. Honestly, they look like three current Miss USA’s in one family. Elegant.
[Image courtesy of Melissa Noble - NYC's dish on covers]
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 6.1.2010~
THE HORIWOOD TOP TEN – TUE 5.24.2010
Yes the latest Kardashian bikini body pics have arrived from Life & Style –the Californian sunshine version of Californian beaches promise of hot summer fun. Here’s Tuesday’s top ten celebrity news posts, coming at you, a bit late. Sorry. :) The top ten news topics of interest are:
1. Robert Pattinson –Inspiring by Twilight
2. 10 More Reasons why Angelina Jolie is hot
3. Jason Mraz takes on the topic of gay bullying
4. 10 Things about billionaire Christopher Chandler
5. Reggie Bush on possible punani reunion
6. Lady Gaga treks out her Alejandro video
7. Adam Lambert and Kiss 108 perform live in Boston
8. Oprah & Eli Broad for CALIFOR-NIA 2010′s
9. From Hollywood: 10 Rugby Football Stars
10. Maori in Hawaiiland: Darrin & Kobey in Hawaii
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 5.24.2010~
KIM AND KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN for SVEDKA’S BATTLE OF THE BOTS, LA
Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian got paid to appear and put a human face on a rather interesting advertising campaign for Svedka Vodka in LA last night. Who ever gets paid to turn up and drink vodka? Celebrities do.
Sophisticated black simplicty with a twist of black chains and black sequins was their fashion messsage. Incidentally, this Svedka marketing imagery has been around in LA for over 6 months now.
Kourtney Kardashian is such a hardworking little momma. Loves. :)
[Symbology subtext: Futuristic IT + Accentuated sexiness + Strong Independant Womenof the Future = Svedka's branding for alcohol]
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 5.22.2010~
KARDASHIAN SISTERS ASK BLACK OR WHITE?
For their new photoshoot for Vegas, the Kardashian sisters, posted proofs of themselves (who else?) wearing black bathing suits and a another version wearing white bathing suits. Apparently, they have a ‘big decision’ to make, as to which image they will go with as their cover image.
Um… anyways, I think Kourtney looks the best. After having her baby, her photoshopping is done the best out of her other siblings.
Jokes aside, I love these girls. They roll out like family… no matter what. And that’s the best look of all.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 5.14.2010~
IS KIM KARDASHIAN REALLY BETRAYING HER SISTERS?
How can the lovely Kim Kardashian ever betray her sisters Kourtney and Khloe as InTouch Weekly Magazine maliciously claim? I mean… leaking family facts and tips to the media is just what the whole Kardashian family do as a joke on their other family members–that’s just how they entertain as today’s modern Brady Bunch of America–which is why they have a reality TV show–and which is why we love them!
A nice cover image of Kim.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 5.5.2010~
FAMILY SHOPPING DAY: KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN in BEVERLY HILLS
Kourtney Kardashian, Kris Jenner baby Mason Disick and the Jenner family shop in Beverly Hills today. The family that shops and plays together, grows the economy together–too. Cute.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 5.2.2010. S*O*U*R*C*E~
THE KARDASHIAN SISTERS JET TO VEGAS
Like three ducks flying with luggage in a line, the much loved Kardashian sisters (Kourtney Kardashian, Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian-O) have jetsetted to Las Vegas for the weekend.
I know… it doesn’t matter if Kourtney has forgotten she’s a new mother–that’s what grandmothers (like Kris Jenner) are for, right?! right! The fun and show must go on.
Gotta love ‘em. Are you ready Las Vegas?! :)
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.24.2010. Source~
BLACK NUDE DASH MARKETING with KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN, KHLOE KARDASHIAN AND DASH DOLLS OF MIAMI
Looking at this picture of Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian getting naked, then covering themselves in black paint to market and promote their Dash Clothing store in Miami, with shop attendants they call Dash Dolls almost made me miss seeing the All Blacks Rugby Football Team‘s official logo.
So, for all of you Keeping Up With The Kardashian fans who are still peeved with Reggie Bush, Super Bowl champion of the world for ditching Kim Kardashian… I’ll run both pics for your entertainment. To see a line up of football players who are gladiators of the rugby foootball code of sport worldwide, check out the New Zealand All Blacks tab on Horiwood.Com. Happy surfin in New Zealand Miami.
I must say… the Kardashian girls make me laugh. Here they are marketing their clothing store in Miami, and yet there is not one article of clothing in this pic. Too funny! Clothes? What Clothes?
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.14.2010~
KOURTNEY AND KIM KARDASHIAN
The Kardashian girls hide their teeth, for this week’s In Touch Weekly tabloid cover. They are a weekly family circus and in LA, we love them!
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.10.2010~
NO KARDASHIAN TEETH by INTOUCH MAGAZINE
InTouch Magazine thinks up “the 7th wonder of the world, magazine cover concept” this week.
It goes like this… cue: drum roll… “This is really AMAZING!!!! How about the Kardashian sisters with no teeth?” That’s genius! Then they run some copy with the saddest pic ever of the Kardashian girls.
The blokes in the Kardashian family camp, get put on grill today, with this one pic. Lame! Try harder InTouch. Normally one of the better tabloids to read while waiting in line at a check out, while people count their quarters and pay for their groceries in America each week. Stars can never appear to be too much happier than their audience, so maybe this lame cover may work in these girls favor. :)
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.3.2010~
KARDASHIAN TEETH by STAR MAGAZINE
Star Magazine make an issue out of the Kardashian sisters, family dentist’s brilliant and much televised artistry–their dazzling teeth. teeth, teeth… in order to fabricate a magazine cover this week.
The magazine implies that these girls smiles are the perfect mask for many tears in their private lives. Oh cry me a river! Star Magazine don’t seem to understand how TV is made and that Ryan Seacrest and the producers of the Kardashian’s reality TV shows, would pay these girls to cry on cue to up the TV ratings in a heartbeat, so that’s not making sense from Star’s thicker-than-a-brick editing team, again this week.
This family has to plot ‘sad’ family moments in their TV show–as each day of their lives together is percieved as being a blessing. As, if you’ve ever lost a parent … you will know, that losing a parent is one of the saddest things that could ever happen to a family–and these amazing girls have already survived and endured that.
Oh Star Magazine… leave these girls perfect smiles alone!
They’re adorable. The updated Brady Bunch of the 2010s. Oh and yes, they do happen to be a Middle Eastern American family. Sorry, if that p*sses you off. People from the Middle East, don’t have to cry all the time. In LA we love them. :)
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.3.2010~
KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN and SCOTT DISICK’S ‘BAD ROMANCE’ MAKES TABLOIDS
Now that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have sucked face too many times in public (kicking Jennifer Aniston who rides their coat tails to the curb once and for all) with their passionate kisses at The Super Bowl, in Venice and Paris too… tabloids have now turned their love of a ‘bad romance’ towards reality TV stars and new parents, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick.
InTouch Weekly leads with this storyline to entertainment America today. Even Satan’s name is used in vain too, to seel this magazine. Say what?!
In the Kardashian camp, this is called a big score. Congrats you two crazy kids in love. Scott Disick is the favorite son in law this week–behind closed doors, of course. Show biz families… we love them. :)
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 2.24.2010~
KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN HAS GOT MILK TOO
Breast milk in fact. And according to The Huffington Post, that ‘serious’ news site, Kourtney Kardashian tastes her own breast milk. Haven’t mothers been doing that for years? Why is this news?
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 2.11.2011~
KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN IS A NEW MOTHER ON A DIET
Oh those Kardashians. They are shameless and we love them!
New mother Kourtney Kardashian pimps out the first Kardashian grandchild to get her cover this week on OK! Magazine, with some shizzle about her “diet tips.”
Quick Trim who the Kardashians represent have found the dream family to promote their brand of slim shake mix. Their press coverage is unstoppable as they bring to life ‘real’ family issues, that ‘real’ American families have to navigate their way through together. Love them! Keeping Up With The Kardashians is such an addictive TV show.
Khloe especially is hysterical. She has no shame fear.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 1.20.2010~
BREEDERS ALERT: KENDRA AND KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN’S NEW MOMS BABY JOY
Kendra Wilkinson and Kourtney Kardashian are new moms with reality TV shows at the disposal.
Magazine’s follow TV is the chain of command in the US media, therefore both Kendra and Kourtney take out the covers of OK! and Life & Style Mags this week in America.
Pics of the new moms holding their little bundles of joy accompany such riveting news topics of interest such as: both hope to drop their post baby weight asap and that (shock horror) their men also help change the babies’ diapers.
This is America today.
BTW: I like the way Kendra and Kourtney share their magazine covers, rather than both having a cover each. This way the two ladies of E! Entertainment get to have audience cross-over appeal with fans of both of their shows. E! Entertainment’s publicity team are so smart. Together everyone achieves more. Ka ching.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 1.13.2010~
KARDASHIAN SISTER’S QUICK TRIM COMMERCIAL IS A WINNER
From the Kardashian girls who play life fast in Hollywood, here’s the sisters Quick Trim TV commercial.
With their bikini bodies plastered over tabloid covers constantly, how could you not buy this product, at this time of year, if you live in the Mid West of America? You’re just going to buy it.
Bring the K-QT sisters diet tips on, I say. Quick Trim‘s marketing is onto a winner!
