REWIND: THE LOL TOP 10! FUNNY POSTS
Because laughter is so good for us, anyway, let alone in a recession, press play on these for a good lol giggle. :)
LOL TOP 10 ON HORIWOOD.COM 4.9.09
let’s laugh ya’ll. i know i need to! here’s 10 reasons why laughter is good:
1. BRITNEY SPEARS NEW PERSONALIZED NUMBER PLATE, APPLICATION IS REJECTED
THE LOL TOP 10! 4.9.09
LOL TOP 10 ON HORIWOOD.COM 4.9.09
let’s laugh ya’ll. i know i need to! here’s 10 reasons why laughter is good:
1. BRITNEY SPEARS NEW PERSONALIZED NUMBER PLATE, APPLICATION IS REJECTED
2. KANYE WEST COMMENTS ON SOUTH PARK ROASTING
3. FASHION SIDEWAYS -OCTO-MOM LIPS HAVE HIT THE RUNWAY!
4. LADY GAGA GETS A HORSE OR 2
6. PEREZ HILTON IS GOING BALD. BORROWS LADY GAGA’S HAIR BOW
7. JON STUART’S “TORTOISE PETE” INTERVIEW WITH BERNIE MADOFF
8. SUE JUNGLE CALLS MILEY CYRUS A HICK!
9. SHORT ASS GARY COLEMAN NEEDS TO STOP MOLLY WHOPPIN’ WHITE PEOPLE UPSIDE THEIR HEADS!
HORIWOOD’S 40 TOP POSTS FOR FEB/MARCH 09
Horiwood.Com's Sam Cruickshank & "Smilers" Miley Cyrus chillax
In case you missed it, i’ll play these again. These are the top rating posts (before the ‘Natasha Richardson is critical’ story broke, for the month of Feb/March on Horiwood.com. Have fun, surfing through them. Happy clicking. :)
ENJOY THE LIST OF HORIWOOD TOP 40 POSTS, DOWN UNDER:
1. PUSSYGATE – BRITNEY’S VAGINA MONOLOGUE AT THE CIRCUS
2. VANESSA HUDGENS – OSCARS DRESS
3. DID LINDSAY LOHAN THINK HER MADONNA WOULD COVER GLAMOUR
4. OCTO-MOM’S BIRTH VIDEO -SPOOFED BY JIMMY KIMMEL
5. FEDS WORRY IF RUTH MADOFF WILL BE A $93MIL COUGAR ON THE LOOSE!
6. GUY SEBASTIAN’S COVER OF STEVIE WONDER’S FALLING IN LOVE
8. ORIGINAL AUSTRALIAN IDOL, GUY SEBASTIAN HAS MOVED TO USA
9. TV ONE ACCESS NAMES HALLE BERRY AS SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE
10. ABOUT HORIWOOD
11. WHO ARE HORIWOOD.COM’S TOP CELEBS SO FAR IN 2009?
12. NOTE TO BILLIONAIRES – THIS WILL SELL
13. HOT! CHECK OUT SUPER JUNIOR’S “Sorry Sorry 작사 작사
14. TINA DAVIS SPEAKS. CHRIS BROWN HAS ISSUES
15. MILES TO GO – MILEY CYRUS REFLECTS ON HER CLIMB SO FAR
16. RIHANNA – A $10 MILLION +1 FOR CHRIS BROWN
17. NIPPLEGATE – PAMELA ANDERSON AT VIVIENNE WESTWOOD
18. AMERICA’S 5 BIGGEST BANKS IN TROUBLE
19. LADY GAGA TURNS DOWN PLAY BOY OFFER
21. BLONDE & BLONDER – WHEN PARIS HILTON MET LADY GAGA
22. VANESSA HUDGENS’ SLEEPING BEAUTY – IN LOVE AMERICA AWAKENS TO A NEW DAY
23. HORIWOOD – TU MAI MAGAZINE – MARCH 09
24. I AM CHANGING – BEYONCE IN TRIBECA HOOD
25. RIHANNA’S BEATINGS WERE ESCALATING
26. IF MISS TESSA OF NEW ZEALAND HAD BEEN DESIGNING
27. BATTERED RIHANNA TAKES CHRIS BROWN BACK
28. ALL THE SINGLE LADIES, MEET ALBERT. HE’S 25 & WORTH $2.1 BIL
29. ISRAEL SINGS FOR THEIR ARMS WITH A BOLLYWOOD PITCH
30. QUOTE OF THE DAY – KRISTEN STEWART ON ROBERT PATTINSON
31. ITS ON – JON STUART VS CNBC’S JIM CRAMER
32. POLITICAL TALK TV IS HOT IN AMERICA AGAIN – MATTHEWS VS FLEICSHER
33. 16 TEENAGERS MASSACRED AS GERMAN SCHOOL WEEPS RACHEL’S TEARS
34. MEET ADAM LAMBERT OF AMERICAN IDOL
35. JON STUART SQUEEZES JIM CRAMER FOR RATINGS
36. AMERICAN IDOL SHOCKER – MEGAN GETS ELIMINATED
37. MEET TESSA ABBOTT OF NEW ZEALAND
38. WHO IS EDUARDO VERASTEGUI?
HORIWOOD ONLINE COMMUNITY’S TOP 40 FEB/MARCH
And the winner is… Britney Spears, of course!
HORIWOOD TOP 20 POSTS, LAST 4 WEEKS – 3.17.09
On Horiwood.Com this month, flashes of partial nudity during performance got Britney, Beyonce and Pamela Anderson into the upper top 40. Sensationalism sells fast.
Perhaps, the most interesting fact on Horiwood.Com, is that politics are not what people are reading online as their first preference of media. It’s only when talk show hosts have feuds that politics becomes hot in public consciousness again.
In the main, Horiwood.Com’s readers are very celebrity driven in what media they love to read and see and experience each day. Viewers have deep loyalty to their favorite celebrities, more so than to their president or political leaders. Readers are also prepared to back rising talent if they are beautiful, talented and artistic. This has been the case with artist and budding fashionista Miss Tessa of New Zealand.
Likewise, Guy Sebastian of Australia with his blend of spirituality and talent beat out young Hollywood rising stars, Zac Efron and Robert Pattinson. This perhaps indicates that people are ready to see more spiritually minded stars in the world. Also of note, is that Miss Tessa garnered more hits than teen superstar, Miley Cyrus (Horiwood’s angel).
Outside of the mix of beauty, shock factor, achievements, talents, antics, inspiration and sheer amusement that celebrities provide each week, tragedies like the NFL football players being lost at sea, American banks in crises and high school massacres akin to the Columbine tragedy are also selling.
We also have to welcome Nadya Suleman into the media mix whether we like her or not, because Octo-Mom,her 14 kids (consisting of the octuplets) along with her trials of survival fascinate or annoy us all and have captured our attention in 2009.
70% of Horiwood.Com’s online viewers enjoy their media in image and text format. 30% appreciate video format. Thanks for making February/ March so successful and so much fun on Horiwood.com. It’s about you, the viewers.
Horiwood.Com is committed to provide you with media from “Hollywood’s Smarter Thinking Website in Entertainment and Uplifting Politics” that believes in “Young America Emerging Through a Recession,” and that provides Entertainment news from New Zealand, Australia, the UK, India, Asian cultures, The Middle East and other countries outside of the US from Hollywood.
To be globally minded and respectful of other cultures different to our own, is smart in the new America. Horiwood continues to promote the rareness of the Maori (hori) language of New Zealand, the gift of hori humor in its resiliance to survive, sustain the spirit, believe in all peoples dreams, by causing others to thrive through an encouraging tone in entertaintainment. This is the gift of Horiwood.Com to support those who seek to “uplift the human spirit in entertainment and life.”
To email what you’d like to see more of, or to send news and advertising items that you think are worthy of being posted on the website, you can email Sam Cruickshank: horiwood@live.com. Thanks very much for a great month. Love you all, God bless, stay shiny & see you soon :)
ENJOY THE LIST OF HORIWOOD TOP 40 POSTS, DOWN UNDER:
THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – MON 3.16.09 AM
1. OCTO-MOM’S BIRTH VIDEO -SPOOFED BY JIMMY KIMMEL
2. ANGELINA JOLIE LOANS SHILOH OUT TO HELP REVIVE TOM CRUISE’S CAREER
3. FEDS WORRY IF RUTH MADOFF WILL BE A $93MIL COUGAR ON THE LOOSE
4. WHO ARE HORIWOOD.COM’S TOP CELEBS SO FAR IN 2009?
5. KELLY CLARKSON’S MY LIFE WOULD SUCK WITHOUT SECOND HELPINGS – PERFORMANCE ON AMERICAN IDOL
6. JON STUART’S “TORTOISE PETE” INTERVIEW WITH BERNIE MADOFF
7. ALL THE SINGLE LADIES, MEET ALBERT. HE’S 25 & WORTH $2.1 BILLION
9. ISRAEL SINGS FOR THEIR ARMS WITH A BOLLYWOOD MUSIC VIDEO PITCH
AIG: AMERICAN INTERNATIONAL GREED (GROUP) – HIGH RISE CEO PAYOUTS CAUSE A FURORE
AIGreed's CEO's want delusionally high payouts of $170mil
It ‘s been a strange week. First we saw Bernie Madoff, a man with a personal fortune of US$823 million, who still wasn’t happy and his wanna-be-a-billionaire complex, led him to defraud $US64.4 billion from investors. This earned Madoff a 150 year prison sentence. Comedian Jon Stuart, described the duration of Madoff’s sentence as a “tortoise pete” moment this week.
Now, there are the reports that AIG (American International Group), who will receive a handout by the US tax-payer to the tune of $175 billion to stay afloat, are giving their CEO’s golden handshake pay-outs to total $170 million. It’s shocked and angered Americans. The $175 billion is the largest ever pay out to a single company by the US government in history.
THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – SUN 3.15.09
HORIWOOD’S TOP 10 POSTS ARE:
1. WHO ARE HORIWOOD.COM’S TOP CELEBS SO FAR IN 2009?
2. OCTO-MOM’S BIRTH VIDEO -SPOOFED BY JIMMY KIMMEL
3. KELLY CLARKSON’S MY LIFE WOULD SUCK WITHOUT SECOND HELPINGS – PERFORMANCE ON AMERICAN IDOL
4. ANGELINA JOLIE LOANS SHILOH OUT TO HELP REVIVE TOM CRUISE’S CAREER
5. HOT! CHECK OUT “SORRY SORRY 작사 작사” BY SUPER JUNIOR
6. JON STUART’S “TORTOISE PETE” INTERVIEW WITH BERNIE MADOFF
7. LADY GAGA WANTS TO POP YOUR BUBBLE
8. PUSSYGATE – BRITNEY’S VAGINA MONOLOGUE AT THE CIRCUS
9. ALL THE SINGLE LADIES, MEET ALBERT. HE’S 25 & WORTH $2.1 BILLION
JON STUART’S “TORTOISE PETE” INTERVIEW WITH BERNIE MADOFF
On The Daily Show, John Stuart interveiwed Bernie Madoff about his 150 year prision sentence for Madoff’s $64.4 billion fraud. Apparently Madoff did not like Jon Stuart’s “Tortoise Pete” joke about the duration of his sentence.
The interview went down like this on The Daily Show with Stuart, still interviewing aggressively in his new Jim Cramer mode of interviewing style. The Daily Show‘s Mr Comedy doesn’t even get a shoe in.
For Jon Stuart’s other “tortoise pete” comment on Bernie Maddoff, and to see Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel, Jay Leno and Steven Colbert joke about Rush Limbaugh … go here:
THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – SAT 3.14.09 AM
HORIWOOD’S TOP 10 POSTS ARE:
1. WHO ARE HORIWOOD.COM’S TOP CELEBS SO FAR IN 2009?
2. HOT! CHECK OUT “SORRY SORRY 작사 작사” BY SUPER JUNIOR
5. MEET ADAM LAMBERT OF AMERICAN IDOL
6. NIKKI REED TALKS TAYLOR LAUTNER & NEW MOON
7. ISAREL SINGS FOR THEIR ARMS WITH A BOLLYWOOD MUSIC VIDEO PITCH
8. PUSSYGATE – BRITNEY’S VAGINA MONOLOGUE AT THE CIRCUS
9. QUOTE OF THE DAY – KRISTEN STEWART ON ROBERT PATTINSON
10. WHAT A GUY! RICHARD CHANDLER IS A BILLIONAIRE PHILANTHROPIST WHOSE REBUILDING INDIA
THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – FRI 3.13.09 PM
HORIWOOD’S TOP 10 POSTS ARE:
1. HOT! CHECK OUT “SORRY SORRY 작사 작사” BY SUPER JUNIOR
3. TINA DAVIS SPEAKS. CHRIS BROWN HAS ISSUES BEYOND NICKELODEON CULLING
5. QUOTE OF THE DAY – KRISTEN STEWART ON ROBERT PATTINSON
6. JON STUART SQUEEZES JIM CRAMER FOR RATINGS
7. HORIWOOD – TU MAI MAGAZINE – MARCH 09
8. KATIE HOLMES GOES HARAJUKU GIRL WITH LONGER LOCKS
THE 3 BEST TV MOMENTS THIS WEEK: JON STUART VS JIM KRAMER/ CHRIS MATTHEWS VS ARI FLEISCHER/ ELLEN VS DIDDY
For two of the best TV confrontations this week that REALLY MATTER, you’ve got to watch Jon Stuart vs. Jim Kramer & Chris Matthews vs. Ari Fleischer.
Comedian (not even a purported journalist!) Jon Stuart calls Jim Cramer to account for not exposing the banks and CEOS shenanigans in a more up front way, months ago. When everyone knew. The comedian says ‘not funny!’:
Chris Matthews roasts Ari Fleischer about George W. Bush cover up of the Iraq War, 9-11 as being now white-washed as ‘success’ in government, when Bush left the economy in such a state: The only interview in mainstream entertainment TV as confrontationally ballsy was: ELLEN ASKS DIDDY ABOUT ENABLING CHRIS BROWN TO GET BACK WIITH RIHANNA!
Nice job: Jon Stuart, Chris Matthews & Ellen for making great TV this week.
THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – FRI 3.13.09 AM
HORIWOOD’S TOP 10 POSTS ARE:
1. TINA DAVIS SPEAKS. CHRIS BROWN HAS ISSUES BEYOND NICKELODEON CULLING
2. JON STUART SQUEEZES JIM CRAMER FOR RATINGS
4. KATIE HOLMES GOES HARAJUKU GIRL WITH LONG LOCKS
5. WILL MR SNUGGIE, SCOTT BOILEN MAKE ANGELINA JOLIE HAPPY
6. ITS ON – JON STUART VS CNBC’S JIM CRAMER
7. POLITICAL TALK TV IS HOT IN AMERICA AGAIN – MATTHEWS VS FLEISCHER
8. QUOTE OF THE DAY – KRISTEN STEWART ON ROBERT PATTINSON
9. ISAREL SINGS FOR THEIR ARMS WITH A BOLLYWOOD MUSIC VIDEO PITCH
10. TYRA BANKS CONJURS UP HER INNER RIHANNA FOR THE OPRAH SHOW
JON STUART SQUEEZES JIM CRAMER FOR RATINGS -THE FACE OFF!
Take 1 comedian, add politics, add the economy, fry an entertainment/economist TV talk guy this = ratings. Jon Stuart, the master of his own PR, faced off today with Mad Money TV host, Jim Cramer on Stuart’s Today Show.
Stuart described their feud as “the week-long feud of the century.” So grandiose of him! I thought Hilary’s & Barack’s was before Clinton conceded to Obama as the Dem’s presidential candidate. Oh Mr Stuart, how the ego is out of control! Still, brilliant TV! And props to Jon Stuart for that.
More importantly, what is Chris Matthews up to? lol! The Stuart vs Cramer face off, went down like this today…. (more…)
POLITICAL TALK TV IS HOT IN AMERICA AGAIN – MATTHEWS VS FLEISCHER
Recently it was JON STUART VS CNBC’S JIM CRAMER, now Chris Matthews is in the ring with Ari Fleischer. American Political Talk TV has suddenly gotten hot, with men with brains (oh, and eyes that can actually see what’s going on!!!!), continuing to uncover George W.Bush deceptions and cover ups, that left the US people in trillions of dollars worth of debt due to The Bush administration’s gross diception and misleading of the American people, which has resulted in the current state of the economy. An open forum is good! Dialogue is great. Bring it on Chris Matthews!!! It’s sparking normal America’s to consider the issues and be more aware of where their country is going. Like this average Joe dude…(below) TO WATCH A VIEWERS TAKE ON THE FIGHT and To find out more… (more…)
ITS ON – JON STUART VS CNBC’S JIM CRAMER
Jon Stuart is stilled peeved that Santelli never turned up on his show! Watch both Jon Stuart’s & Jim Kramer’s responses, in causing controversy to cut through the Rihanna and Chris Brown/ Global Recession dominated headlines and get some Press.
Jon Stuart has dissed The Oscars on Dave Letterman’s The Late Show, Octo-Mom, American Economists, Hugh Jackman, CNBC and Jim Cramer, all in one week! That’s fierce anchormanning! in any country! Go Jon Stuart!
CRAMERS RESPONSE TO STUART
