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JON HAMM COVERS GQ RUSSIA

A dobry cover from Jon Hamm for Russia’s GQ.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 10.30.10~


HUMOR – JON HAMM ON MARLEY AND ME ACTORS

“If you have a dog, forget about it. It will crush you.”
Mad Men‘s Jon Hamm, on the monsoon bucketloads of tears he’s cried over watching Marley & Me, to People magazine.


RATINGS BROMANCES – LAINEY ON JON STEWART CRUSHING ON JON HAMM

 

Mad Men is everyone with a brain’s favorite well-written show in the USA. It’s set in the hard-bitten days, where it was totally okay to grab your secretary’s derriere for inspiration if business was lulling a bit at the office. Men were men. Women existed to support that. Their breasts too.

Mad Men’s Jon Hamm has been described as an ”Alpha Male” here in the US by Details magazine who provides ‘role models’ of masculinity to sell good looking tech gadgets in glossing pages, pretty much.

Which is weird because my Uncle has a stud boar goat herd (prize-winning in Australia and New Zealand), called Alpha. Everyone I know whose health-concious loves taking Omega 3 fish oil pills every day (Dr Sears fish oil pills are best); so between the alpha word and the omega word reference, I guess we have the masculinity spectrum of A-Z sorted on this blog today.

Anyway, there’s nothing  like a talk-show host, needing some blood when his competition is a tea party protest pin-up boy, and we all know how the tea party are rocking the primary races right now on the political scene. Glenn Beck is the Republican’s hero to give CPR to the GOP’s left-over Post-Bush carcus. (Necessary, if we are to believe in democracy at all in America, to have at least two robust political parties, right?). But with Glenn being given this role for the U.S, poor Jon Stewart ‘s ratings need a bit of a boost, so what does he do? He brings a very unlikely ring in, to get the popularity stakes up to speed. Odd, because I would have gone with Christina Hendricks for ratings one-upmanship-ness purposes. Because Hendricks is 3 American celebrities all bundled up in one fire-engine red, alarmingly petite waist line.

But its nice to see that Stewart and Hamm have a lol sense of humor. You need to be a sport in these times. It’s totally on the political agenda here in the US of A.

Here’s Lainey on the topic: “As I’ve noted many times, I LOVE Jon Stewart. He is set to record daily on pvr. And I’ve been missing him for two weeks. But Sarah from Cinesnark bbm’d me last night while I was waiting on a carpet for, ugh, Ryan Phillippe. I was on douche duty and she was watching Stewart with Jon Hamm and totally charmed. Both of them I mean. Sarah and Stewart. (more…)


THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – SAT 7.18.09

EmmaWatsonBreastHarry Potter star Emma Watson’s breast caught America’s attention this week. But not as much as Vanessa Bryants did at the ESPY Awards. It was one of those weeks keeping abreast of Hollywood news.

Here’s how you rated your top 10 news choices today, here on Horiwood.Com

1. VANESSA BRYANT’S GOT BIG BASKETBALLS

2. HEY SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT: Q’ORIANKA KILCHER FOR TWILIGHT ECLIPSE’S LEAH CLEARWATER

3. WHAT DOES A NEW YORK TIMES #1 BEST SELLING AUTHOR LOOK LIKE?

4. JIMMY FALLON SPOOFS ROBERT PATTINSON INTERVIEW WITH DANIEL RADCLIFFE

5. MILEY CYRUS ROCKS HER PRAYERFUL PRINCESS LOOK

6. DISNEY PICKS TAYLOR KITSCH TO GIVE ROBERT PATTINSON AND ZAC EFRON A RUN AT THE BOX OFFICE

7. JOURNALISM’S GREATEST: WALTER CRONKITE DIES AT 91

8. BEYONCE’S I AM TOUR – SET LIST!

9. WHITE PEOPLE BEHAVING BADLY 2: “HOLOCAUST RACISM” TEA PARTY SIGN

10. JON GOSSELIN: DIVORCE TO DATING IN 20 DAYS

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THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – SAT 7.4.09

HORIWOOD’S TOP 10 ARE:

1. LISA MARIE PRESLEY’S STATEMENT FOR MICHAEL JACKSON’S PASSING

2. IS LADY GAGA BISEXUAL? HER POKE-HER-FACE ACTION IN PICS

3. BLOW SHARKS DISCOVERED IN MEXICO

4. QUOTE OF THE DAY 1: MEGAN FOX ON OLIVIA WILDE

5. OUR THOUGHTS GO OUT TO MICHAEL JACKSON’S THREE CHILDREN

6. DIVA SIDEKICK AMBER ROSE

7. DEBBIE ROWE, THE AI HORSE BREEDER MAKES A STATEMENT ABOUT THE THREE SURVIVING CHILDREN OF MICHAEL JACKSON

8. MICHAEL JACKSON WILL BE BURIED WITH HIS GRANDMOTHER AT FOREST LAWN IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS

9. CNN’S ANDERSON COOPER VS SARAH PALIN

10. DISNEY PICKS TAYLOR KITSCH TO GIVE ROBERT PATTINSON AND ZAC EFRON A RUN AT THE BOX OFFICE

Celebrities fascinate us, as they live their lives in public, revealing aspects of human nature. The good aspects you see… be those! :)


TAYLOR LAUTNER FOR TEEN WOLF REMAKE?

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Teen Wolf was once a movie starring Michael J. Fox as Scott, a basketball playing high school kid who discovers he’s like his dad, a werewolf. Being a teen werewolf gives Scott magical strength and special powers, like an ability to dunk the basketball like Kobe Bryant.

Warner brothers want to remake the film. Obviously, this role would be perfect for Taylor Lautner, who stars as Jacob Black, the head of the wolf pack in Twilight’s New Moon.

One things for sure. 2009 IS THE YEAR OF THE WOLF!. Should Taylor Lautner be approached to play this role? He’s certainly athletic enough to play the lead role. And it’s a new world. Surely a first nations Indian actor cam play a role that was once reserved for a blue eyed ‘All American’ white boy, in this day and age?

Yes. I think so too. :)

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THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – SUN 6.14.09

PiersMorganFlamePiers Morgan of Britain’s Got Talent and Americas Got Talent, gets his gear off to promote Flame. You just know Simon Cowell got asked to do this but turned it down. Piers looks good.

HORIWOOD’S TOP 10 POSTS ARE:

1.  DAVID CARRADINE DEATH RACE TRAILER PROVIDES A PHOTO FINISH ENDING

2. QUOTE OF THE DAY 1: MEGAN FOX ON OLIVIA

3. KEITH LEWIS & CARRIE PREJEAN CREATE: GUESS THE CELEBRITY BREAST IMPLANTS GAME

4. CHELSEA HANDLER SAYS SUSAN BOYLE SHOULD FRONT ROCKER GROUP QUEEN

5. DAVID CARRIDINE’S FUNERAL IS ATTENDED BY HUNDREDS IN HOLLYWOOD

6. QUOTE OF THE DAY 2: OLIVIA WILDE ON MEGAN FOX

7. ADAM LAMBERT’S 20/20 INTERVIEW

8. DAVID CARRADINE’S DEATH PHOTO

9. SELENA GOMEZ WANTS “IN” ON TWILIGHT’S TAYLOR LAUTNER’S TWILIGHT STAR GLOW

10. BRILLIANT DIALOGUE: THE HANG OVER QUOTES

GIMME MORE: 10 HOT POSTS RIGHT NOW

BONUS 1: DISNEY PICKS TAYLOR KITSCH TO GIVE ROBERT PATTISON AND ZAC EFRON A RUN FOR THE BOX OFFICE MONEY

BONUS 2:  LADY GAGA LOOKS LIKE A RACOON IN SINGAPORE! PiersMorganFlame2Splash, Wenn.com


BRAD PITT GIVES AGAIN: 10 HOT POSTS RIGHT NOW ON HORIWOOD.COM

In a recession we need to be more mindful of others and give from our hearts. Join with me, and click on Brad Pitt’s pick below, to help rebuild in New Orleans after the devastation that Katrina caused.  Give the gift of hope today. Thank you! :)

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Doug Pitt, the brother of actor Brad Pitt, has just announced that the Brad Pitt family, Doug and his wife Lisa and Rob and Julie Neal (nee Pitt) have made a $1 million donation to St. John’s in Springfield, Missouri!

A “new 31 pediatric unit, a 10-bedroom hospital-based Ronald McDonald House; and double the size the neonatal intensive and pediatric intensive care units,” will be funded from the donation, that also aids cancer research.

In honor of their mother, the medical center is being renamed. It will be called the St. John’s Jane Pitt Pediatric Cancer Center. Celebrities who give and who honor their parents are THE BEST! Let’s all do the same.

On Horiwood.Com here in Hollywood… here’s 10 hot entertainment posts right now. Happy Weekend. Give lots, smile lots and be all you can be in the world. :)

1. BRAD PITT CUT OUTS STOP TRAFFIC IN SIBERIA

2. CIRCUS ENCORE: BRITNEY SPEARS TOUR RETURNS TO THE US

3. NEW BLACK EYED PEAS: PUMP IT

4. LOL! SHEFFIELD ARENA GOES COMPLETELY SIDEWAY’S FOR SCOTLAND’S SUSAN BOYLE. MANCHESTER MISSES OUT!

5. ADAM LAMBERT’S 20/20 INTERVIEW

6. DISNEY PICKS TAYLOR KITSCH TO GIVE ROBERT PATTINSON & ZAC EFRON A RUN FOR THE MONEY AT THE BOX OFFICE

7. IS ROBERT PATTINSON PEOPLE’S NEXT SEXIEST MAN ALIVE?

8. FILM PRODUCER TISH CYRUS IS ON SET WITH MILEY IN GEORGIA: THE LAST SONG

9. NEW MUSIC: WHEN LOVE TAKES OVER: NEW DAVID GUETTA FEATURING KELLY ROWLAND

10. UGH! THE COMFORT WIPE: AMERICA JUST GOT MORE ENTITLED!


10 HOT POSTS RIGHT NOW

1ShiaLaBoeufMeganFoxShia LaBouef and Megan Fox have a very cosy working relationship when travelling in Asia.

This weekend, we farewell David Carradine in Hollywood as the entertainment world pay their tributes to a great actor. Hugh Jackman also emerges as the king maker of Hollywood film franchises of the future and their star talent.

7 Days a Week, Horiwood.Com brings you entertainment news from Hollywood. Here’s 10 Hot Posts Right Now:

1. DAVID CARRIDINE’S FUNERAL IS ATTENDED BY HUNDREDS IN HOLLYWOOD

2. DAVID CARRADINE DEATH RACE TRAILER PROVIDES A PHOTO FINISH ENDING

3. DAVID CARRADINE’S DEATH PHOTO

4. Q’ORIANKA KILCHER 4 TWILIGHT’S ECLIPSE WOLF PACK PRINCESS

5. 2009 IS THE YEAR OF THE WOLF!

6. NEW MUSIC: NESIAN MYSTIK, RSVP

7. AUSSIE MAN HUGH JACKMAN IS THE KINGMAKER OF HOLLYWOOD FILM FRANCHISES EMERGING MALE STARS

8. SHANIA TWAIN TURNS HER BREAK UP SCARS INTO SONGS OF HOPE, LOVE, FAITH

9. IRAN’S POST-ELECTION TURMOIL: BLACK SMOKE RISES ABOVE TEHRAN

10. LIL KIM <3 RIHANNA


2009 IS THE YEAR OF THE WOLF!

Pop group, Duran Duran’s 80s hit, Hungry Like The Wolf, was a pop cultural prophesy for entertainment in the recession years of 2009. It’s all about hunting in a pack, these days in order for  individuals to succeed and get ahead in Hollywood.

Here’s 5 reasons why 2009 can be called The Year of The Wolf!

1. Twilight and New Moon’s vampire vs wolf pack themes creates 17-year-old Taylor Lautner as a big action star in 2009.

2. The Three Wolves Tee Shirt, has incomprehensible worldwide sales on Amazon.Com

3. Miss Tessa Emerges in the arts world from New Zealand as a creative artist, fashion designer, fashionista. See: ART: FASHIONISTA WOLF’S BLOOD OF THE LAMB AT NEW MOON’S RISING.

4. Hugh Jackman’s convincing leading role  as Wolverine creates a franchise spin off film series starring Ryan Reynolds.

5. Hugh Jackman’s leading role as Wolverine convincingly helps create his co-star Taylor Kitsch into the next big film franchise star. Kitsch is set to star in Disney’s Johnny Carter of Mars.

Pop cultural trends worldwide are always fascinating. They reveal something deeper, spiritually going in on the world. A wolf hunts in a pack, it’s survival of the fittest. These are the times in which we live. Alliances, alliances, alliances are what’s needed to move forward. You know it! A new moon rises in the world.

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~this post sponsored by the 3 wolves tee’s hotness on dlisted.com and posted by Sam Cruickshank of Horiwood.Com~


AUSSIE MAN HUGH JACKMAN IS THE KINGMAKER OF HOLLYWOOD FILM FRANCHISES EMERGING MALE STARS

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First Hugh Jackman’s star lead in Wolverine, created a new action hero, in Ryan Reynolds who picked up the Wolverine spin off series in development. (See: WOLVERINE SPINS US RITE ROUND WITH A 2ND SPIN OFF FOR RYAN REYNOLDS).

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Now Jackman has done it again with young Taylor Kitcsh, who also starred with him, in the movie with Reynolds. Diseny announced that Taylor Kitsch will lead their new film franchise in the title role fo J . (See: DISNEY PICKS TAYLOR KITSCH TO GIVE ROBERT PATTINSON AND ZAC EFRON A RUN AT THE BOX OFFICE).

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Congratulations to last years Sexiest Man Alive, Mr Hugh Jackman for his contribution in Hollywood, at allowing his Aussie box office appeal, to rub off on Hollywood’s two new leading men, for film franchises to keep California running.

Nice one Hugh! Your fellow Aussie buddy, the late Heath Ledger would have been proud of you for that! You truly are the King Maker of the next male box office franchise star! Props!

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DISNEY PICKS TAYLOR KITSCH TO GIVE ROBERT PATTINSON AND ZAC EFRON A RUN AT THE BOX OFFICE

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Box office wars have just heated up in Hollywood for films that star hunky leading men. Disney knows that now that Zac Efron has left Disney to star in other studios films and with Robert Pattinson being a strong box office contender in Twilight for summit entertainment, that it needs a big new Hollywood hunk to carry Disney into the future.

Disney announced,  that Taylor Kitsch, is their choice for leading lad in their next film project, John Carter of Mars. (more…)


IS ROBERT PATTINSON PEOPLE’S NEXT SEXIEST MAN ALIVE?

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Hollywood Gossip columnist, Ted Casablanca, thinks that Robert Pattison is People Magazine’s next choice for Sexiest Man Alive in 2009. Last year, the title went to Australia’s Hugh Jackman who works out six days a week.

Should Twilight’s Pattinson, take out the title, or should he endure like most Hollywood male stars until they’re at least in their 30s for the title?

Pattinson’s abs are still being brushed on, in the filming of New Moon, (more…)


10 HOT POSTS RIGHT NOW

10 Hot entertainment and news posts on Horiwood.Com right now, here in Hollywood are:

1. VOGUE-STAR CAMERON DIAZ LOVES NOT BEING 25

2. REBECCA ROMIJIN’S TWINS

3. SCORCESE’S SINATRA BIOPIC IS A CELLULOID STUD MAGNET

4. BROOKE SHIELDS DOES A MADONNA & JESUS-LUZ IN KURV MAGAZINE

5. HOT CHOCOLATE

6. NATALIE PORTMAN SAYS “NO CIGAR” TO THE SEAN PENN RUMOR

7. TWITTER PERSONIFIED: JON MAYER’S LIP STICK KISSES TEE SHIRT

8. KATY PERRY CLAMS IT UP FOR LIFE IN VIENNA

9. PAMELA ANDERSON GETS THE PARTY STARTED!

10. GINGER MILFS LOVE BARACK OBAMA AT SOCCER MATCHES!


SCORCESE’S SINATRA BIOPIC IS A CELLULOID STUD MAGNET

FrankSinatraBiopicLeonardo DiCaprio wil most probably get cast in the lead as “ole blue eyes” in Martin Scorcese’s Frank Sinatra biopic.

The New York Post’s page six reports that Scorcese’s short list includes: Johnny Depp, James Franco, Jake Gyllenhaal, Harry Connick Jr. , Jon Hamm, Michael Buble, Mark Wahlberg and Justin Timberlake. Scorcese demonstrates the art of how great press, always precedes a great film before a single frame has been shot of a hit movie. This film is already on its way to being a blockbuster biopic. Nice one.


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