JENNIFER ANISTON REPORTEDLY DISTANCES HERSELF FROM CHELSEA HANDLER
Huffington Post speculates as to whether Jennifer Aniston is distancing herself from her new buddy Chelsea Handler. No one really wants to be close to either Dr Drew or Chelsea Handler this week in the Hollywood hood. Handler and Drew attack people they haven’t met and don’t know anything about. Anyone would think they both thought they were like bloggers or something. ;)
It could all change in a week though. Chelsea could be Hollywood’s darling next week if she did something extremely funny to redeem herself. That’s show biz.
A general rule of thumb though is that, if you’re a team player, you just might observe that when someone is in the act of promoting a Hollywood movie, that this clearly is not the best time to attack them publicly. Simply because California’s economy rides on the success of movies doing well. If you can’t observe that one rule–Hollywood views you as being just a little bit dumb as you could hurt our economy. Believe it or not, movie stars are also cultural treasures of America–more so than talk show hosts or reality TV peeps. There’s a whole tradition that goes with movie stars in Hollywood. It’s sort of military, you discover if you live here. To diss someone without a purpose (other than for yourself alone), makes it look like you don’t really know Hollywood history.
ENTITLED CHELSEA HANDLER NEEDS TO TRAVEL TO A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY, ADOPT OR BREED ABOUT NOW, THAT’S ALL HER ANGELINA JOLIE DISSING RANTS REVEAL
The wikileaks scandal taught us that it is writers typed words that are often more important than the faces that present this ‘truth’ or information.
Up until now, I have liked Chelsea Handler, the Jewish-Catholic girl from New Jersey who slept with her boss, to keep her job on E! Entertainment and rise as a talk show star of Los Angeles of younger funnier women on the block in California.
Handler’s claim to fame is saying the word gay as many times as she possibly can in one taped episode of her talk show. She actually doesn’t have a real gay brother, but she pretends she’s the sister of people who identify with being gay. So many American girls are famous with the gay word and a bottle of peroxide it all gets a bit thin when so many compete against each other as a base to fame with this tactic.
Basically, this is Chelsea’s gig. She dyes her hair blonde and then says “gay, gay, gay” a million times, to be funny and famous. It’s so thin to me, her whole schtick. Normally though, she’s quite funny with her jokes gay writers have written for her. I have laughed at her on many occasion–because Chelsea’s writers are kind of ridiculous with Chelsea as their puppet face. I always look at the writing, whether that be in entertainment, politics or business–not the face presenting the information alone. Writers are funnier and just as authentic to me, than presenters.
Now Handler is dissing Angelina Jolie in “supposed to be comedy live shows” (more…)
CHELSEA HANDLER’S STAR GETS HOTTER AND THE HORIWOOD TOP TEN 11-26-10
Everything about Los Angeles talk show host Chelsea Handler is hot these days.
Above, Chelsea managed to get Taylor Swift onto her show to confess she’s a fan. Handler is having Thanksgiving holidays with Jennifer Aniston in Los Cabos, Mexico (see pics below) and even her co-hosts/ writers of The Chelsea Lately Show are appearing in Hollywood comedies like Morning Glory and No Strings Attached. This is what can happen to girls who are half Catholic, half Jewish from New Jersey and who are funny and date their boss. Love it.
In fairness, I’m running this Chelsea Handler spotlight post today as Chelsea’s Boss’ Boss of E! Entertainment Television is Comcast and NBC/ Universal, who are broadcasting The Rugby World Cup in America next year. This makes them super hot for that pioneering sports spirit. By proxi, Chelsea Handler and her team too. Nice work from Chelsea all round in L.A! A funny girl.
Celebrities entertainment news you loved and voted in Hollywood today. Here’s our top ten.
1. One Tree Hill – U2 in New Zealand, a tribute of love, life, loss
4. Johnny Depp
5. L. Vonn
7. The 29 names of the trapped miners in New Zealand
8. Montana Native American Indians – global warming warning
9. Kris Fa’faoi
10. Prestige Dance Group–Championship winning performance
[Images of Chelsea Handler and Jennifer Aniston with a friend courtesy of Bauer Griffin Online]
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 11.26.10~
JENNIFER ANISTON FILMS WONDERLUST IN NYC
Doing what most people love to do when in transit here in the US, Jennifer Aniston exits a subway talking on her cell phone while filming her new comedy Wanderlust in N.Y.C.
The thin is, subways don’t have very good cell phone reception in NYC, but it’s the movies so whatevz.
[Photo credit: Jackson Lee of Splash News Online]
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 11.20.10~
REWIND ON HALLE BERRY, VOGUE SEPTEMBER
An interesting newsy point. Reports Cover Awards website of The Big Apple: “According to an analysis of newsstand sales, Halle Berry’s September Vogue was trampled by Jennifer Aniston’s Harper’s Bazaar cover.
Check out what other September covers flourished and floundered: The Cut
Interesting. Berry is gorgeous! Period. And congrats to Jen. Aniston is always more popular than you think, for never having won an Oscar. She rates.
Speaking of gorgeous Berry’s, where I hail from, we serve our berries (the fruity ones) up like this. On a pavlova.
For a good pavlova dessert recipe, go here.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 11.9.10~
BOY BASHING SONGWRITING and JENNIFER ANISTON BULLYING by TAYLOR SWIFT for JOHN MAYER
It’s a true fact that country girls are masters at bagging a cowboy, once spurned in a country music ballad. This always wins them mega awards at the CMA’s and radio play too. Country folk are very empathetic people, and love an artist who appeals to their empathy capacities as an audience.
However, when it comes to singer songwriter (darling) Taylor Swift she needs to change the record. After getting ‘interrupted’ by Kanye West at the VMA’s two awards shows back, Swift catapulted into an untouchable spotlight, where to bag her, was a complete no-no. It’s a tactic we’ve seen Sandra Bullock use too, playing the empathy card, with her “messy” divorce from her not-even-real marriage to that bad *ss tattoo-ed ex-husband, Jesse James‘ back yard couch casting flings with girls more tattoo-ed then him. Jesse prompted Joy Behar to comment on The View, “I can see the attraction, with James and Michelle McGee. It would take them a whole day to read each other’s bodies.” Funny, like a day at the library for a bogan biker.
However, when it comes to Taylor Swift, now writing a song, where she bags John Mayer, one can’t help but see this team effort as being a little bit ‘wanna-be-Kanye-bad’ some more, from these two musical kids. (more…)
BLONDE CALI TALK TV: CHELSEA HANDLER CHATS TO JENNIFER ANISTON
Blondes who love to chat it up on camera, is what California enjoys doing on late night Talk TV. The Chelsea Lately Show is one of the best in the nation on this art form of disseminating pop cultural blah blah for the American people.
Australians can benefit from Chelsea’s acerbic brand of humor too sometimes, when Chelsea jet sets to Sydney to create off shore American TV talk too, down under.
Props to Chelsea Handler for finally being star worthy enough to land A-List stars like Jennifer Aniston. And who doesn’t love Jenn Aniston. She’s always a honey.
TV ratings progress is looking good on Handler. A sign that humorists are an elixir for feel good entertainment in current times.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 8.18.10~
THE HORIWOOD TOP TEN – TUE 8.3.2010
Jennifer Aniston very politely pays tribute to her friend, Barbara Streisand for Harpers Bazaar. Louise Sadler of New Zealand now living in Australia takes on an anti-Arab, website, with just two words. There’s a brown girl from Kawerau in the ring. Hot. And when it comes to your celebrities, Hollywood entertainment news topics of interest. Here’s how you voted our top ten. Shine on!
1. About Horiwood–> Gabriel Byrne on Richard Burton & Dame Liz book
2. Billy Ray Cyrus band Brother Clyde has a good message
3. Inception Sequel, Leonardo DiCaprio on Chris Nolan‘s cerebral filmmaking skills
4. Every Rose has its thorns: the Hollywood trajectory of Angelina Jolie
6. Alex Meraz was written into Young Hollywood’s artists set
7. Australia’s Schapelle Corby
9. Reshuffling a script’s timeline & embedding meaning in scenes: Chris Nolan
10. Levi Johnston Playgirl cover mock up
Lou Sadler fights anti-Arab sentiments on the anti-semitism website, with a comment. Go Maori girl.
Bonus Post: Humor: An anti-nuclear weapons tee shirt
Bonus Post: Johnny Depp, Forbes #9 Top Celebrity 2010
Music: Brandon Davis‘ Crossfire
Hope and Optimism for Palestinians in the next generation? To take a closer look, go here. This post brought to you, with a nod to a book, Courage To Love by author Robert Ellis, that looks out for the future of both Jewish-Arab children in the world. Go here to buy. This from the book:
“In a haunting reminder of Romeo and Juliet, author Robert Ellis takes us on a journey through the turbulent struggle of young love in today’s wars. Facing the threat of a new terrorist attack, can Haja and Josh overcome the odds against them, and give themselves, their families and the world, the Courage to Love?” Only we can all decide this, for reals.
Word up! Let’s rock.
THE HORIWOOD TOP TEN – MON 6.28.2010
Lady Gaga earned $64 million this past year, is ranked the #1 celebrity on the web, and she celebrated it by sitting in an NYC garbage can. Humored.
And Jennifer Aniston brings the sun kissed Californian glamour to Australian Magazines.
1. About Horiwood–> Love is in the Air with Miley Cyrus
2. Octo-Sana ups Mel‘s fame rankings
3. Angelina Jolie covers Vanity Fair August 2010
4. Vanessa Bryant is hot for basketball
9. Liza Morales
10. Filmmaker Merata Mita lives on in Q’orianka Kilcher
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 6.28.2010~
JENNIFER ANISTON WORKS THE BABY ANGLE
Good Lord! okay. I wonder if Jen’s alleged baby will be half black. That would give her the jump on Sandra Bullock, Jen’s main movie star competition as a leading lady. Celebrities! Either way, she’s a sweetheart.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 6.23.2010~
CAN YOU TRUST A HOLLYWOOD HOUSEKEEPER?
I don’t even know why Star Magazine is even pretending, that you can’t trust a Hollywood Housekeeper if you’re Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston… simply because Star Magazine, isn’t even based in LA. They don’t even know any Hollywood people, let alone stars’ housekeepers… So how would they even know?
What a joke! Because in Hollywood, California… if you really did know any real Hollywood housekeepers of Hollywood’s leading celebrities… you’d perhaps have to speak Spanish for starters to acquire any real facts about stars private lives–before you could even run with a story that has any truth to it.
Lol! Happy Cinco De Mayo Day America! :)
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 5.5.2010~
HAIR SHE COMES, JENNIFER LOPEZ DOES BUN SPUN PUBLICITY
It works for the beautiful Beyonce the sensationalist Lady Gaga. Hair pieces to make a diva larger-than-life.
So Jennifer Lopez put a coiled up horses tail on her own head while she rocked the pink carpet for The Black Plan’s publicity.
She looks amazing. A beautiful Latina diva.
[Image courtesy of Wenn.Com]
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.28.2010~
JENNIFER ANISTON LOST 7LBS
Jennifer Aniston losing 7lbs is supposed to constitute a magazine cover in the USA. OK! Magazine should be a blog because that was a very lite cover story. A beaut pic of Jen.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.28.2010~
AUSSSIE LAD ALEX O’LOUGHLIN ROCKS JENNIFER LOPEZ OUT IN THE BACK UP PLAN
Looking good!
[Movie premiere pics of Australia's Alex O'Loughlin and Jennifer Aniston courtesy of This Site]
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.23.2010~
JENNIFER ANISTON SAYS A BLANKET ON THE BEACH MAKES YOU SMELL LOVALIE
Fragance Marketing 101: Sell the Californian beach lifestyle in a bottle.
Jennifer Aniston appears in a new ad for her perfume, Lovalie, on the shoals at sunset wearing nothing but a blanket. She describes the fragrance as a “nonperfume perfume.” That’s as pretentious and airy fairy vague as saying Jennifer Aniston is a “nonromantic romantic” comedy actress. But whatever you say Jen!
“I want people to go, ‘What is that? You smell great!’” Jen told WWD. “But most of all I wanted it to smell natural.”
Honey, smelling natural is about not wearing any Lovalie perfume at all or using half the amount you normally would–so I’m not feeling the whole Pocahontas on the beach in a blanket, Seinfeld styled sales pitch here to drive fragrance sales. Try harder.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.16.2010~
HOW CAN BRAD PITT’S LIPS BE IN BOSNIA, EUROPE AND WITH JEN ANISTON TOO?
I know Brad Pitt produces super hero movies these days (Kick Ass) in Hollywood, but honestly… it’s not like he’s Superman and can be in two or three places at once, one of those places on Jennifer Aniston’s ngutu-lips (yeah right!), so this cover story is a little bit silly today from InTouch Weekly.
Made me laugh though. Anything that isn’t a Jesse James storyline is all okay by me this week.
It amazes me though that there are still people who love the idea of Brad and Jen together, 5 years on from the event of them being together. I don’t think those particular people are aware that we have a black president and First Lady now either! This cover is complete fantasy, delivered to an audience still living in the past. Strange that, isn’t it.
Go and see Brad’s Kick Ass super heroes movie, if you haven’t already. Hollywood Wednesdays are a great movie night.
~Ngutu = Pursed/ Full or Hori-licious. Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.7.2010~
IS JENNIFER ANISTON KNOCKED UP WITH GERARD BUTLER’S HIGHLANDER CHILD?
OK! Magazine run this sensationalist headline today, that Jennifer Aniston has selected Gerard Butler to be her future baby daddy. The tabloid is very tacky. It’s like… let’s go shopping for a sperm donor from the exotic UK. Lol!
Poor Jen Aniston. She does look a tonne happier since hanging out with the naughty Scotsman though. In Scotland Gerard’s sense of humor is normal there.
The truth is with this tabloid cover is that… Hollywood stars are all sick of Sandra Bullock hogging the spotlight, so anything that shifts the focus off Jesse James news, we’re all for it here. None of us would even care if Jen wore a prosthetic stomach for 4 months to move Hollywood news along. Jen’s prosthetic baby belly would be more real, than Sandra Bullock’s supposed 5 year marriage. No matter which way you look at Sandra’s headlines, this is sad but true.
Nice one Jen and Gerry.
Updated: Joe The Graphic Designer tells me that no, Hollywood is about Jen wearing the prosthetic belly for at least 12 months, then an Aniston pregnancy would not only be fake, but Hollywood funny. Noted.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.7.2010~
GERARD BUTLER EXPLAINS HIS NAUGHTY FINGER WITH JENNIFER ANISTON
Scottish rogue and lovable Hollywood import, Gerard Butler finally got to the bottom of that pic, where he was being rather affectionate with Jennifer Aniston in London.
Says Gerry with a naughty chuckle/ guffaw: “I’m a bit of a bad boy. By the way, I’m still not sure my hand was really on her butt. I think that’s just the way the camera was angled. I actually haven’t seen it.”
What a hoot! The Scottish–they’re shockers! And we love them.
{Image courtesy of TMZ and DListed]
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.2.2010~
JENNIFER ANISTON TALKS REBIRTHING IN HARPER’S BAZAAR UK
One of Jennifer Aniston‘s favorite words in her Harper’s Bazaar interview is the buzz word “rebirthing.”
On one hand to rebirth and give yourself fresh chances in life constantly is perhaps healthy. On the other hand, it’s a little bit Hollywood narcissistic too, to want to constantly have another turn and another turn and another turn… in that Hollywood illusion of the quest for immortality.
Life is about reproducing yourself in others (whether that be by physical or knowledge transference means). But yeah… I’m down with that from Aniston today.
Behind the scenes Jen doesn’t do anything without seeing her head psychic… which according to her Yoga instructor, is a little neurotic, but it’s just one of Jen’s things.
Aniston looks gorgeous in this magazine cover. Her best shot yet.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.31.2010~
OH GERARD BUTLER!
The Scottish are such naughty rogues. Here’s Gerard Butler giving Jennifer Aniston a wee tickle up, while posing for a photo with a fan in Paris. Too funny. To see more, check out TMZ.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.29.2010~
JENNIFER ANISTON AND GERARD BUTLER LOVE PARIS, FRANCE
It is a great time to travel if you live in America. To go and see the world. 70% of Americans have yet to own a passport.
Because of this America (a great consumer nation) can’t get enough of foreign cultures coming into the USA. I have found Americans to be incredibly generous people to foreigners because of this reason. They really do want to know about the world’s cultures–beyond TV and film generated American texts of entertainment.
So that means 30% of Americans that do own passports, travel and experience life as a global citizen in dialogue with the world as participators abroad experience the diversity of the earth’s many cultures.
It takes a lot of work, but I always try and reflect that on this blog. Thankfully Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler love to travel and provide us with images of global citizens from America and the UK.
This report from People: “Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are embracing the joie de vivre that Paris has to offer.
In town to promote The Bounty Hunter, the costars enjoyed a private river cruise on the Seine Saturday evening. Though the single stars have denied romance rumors, a source tells PEOPLE they looked as friendly and flirty as ever on their boat ride. “They were very close,” the source says. “They really warmed up the room.”
How sweet. And for Maoris in New Zealand–please come over and relieve me of my duties to country, the South Pacific and Australasia in representing our culture in The Entertainment Capitol of the World. I am tired of working unofficially for Poutama Trust and Tourism New Zealand and talking about Maori and New Zealand culture for 2 hours minimum a day. Lol! It’s perhaps someone else’s turn. Four years of it, is quite enough. ;)
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.28.2010~
JENNIFER ANISTON IS ICE BLONDE FOR MADISON, AUSTRALIA
What a beautiful smile. Jennifer Aniston is ice blonde, with dark roots as she turns on a show for Australia’s Madison Magazine.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.21.2010~
RED CARPET LIMPETS: JENNIFER ANISTON and GERARD BUTLER
Since Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt put a bit of distance (like an entire Ocean, and other countries) between Jennifer Aniston riding their coat tails in America, so far this year, Jenn has resorted to fame chomping Scotland’s brightest star, Gerard Butler. by posing as his twin limpet on red carpets abroad.
As you can see by this pic, holding onto Gerard tightly, is Jenn’s way of not slipping through the cracks of obscurity this month, as the lovable onscreen duo, rock their stuff out in London, promoting their new … (surprise, surprise… rom com) Bounty Hunter at their London premiere.
THE HORIWOOD TOP TEN – WED 3.10.2010
“And we will clean the cobwebs out of one anothers minds.”–MH
Missy Higgins‘ poetic music is always so good, to reflect upon. This week, Kathryn Bigelow made Oscars history, Horiwood.Com hit 2 million and a black sceenwriter, Geoffrey Fletcher won best adapted screenplay. Today, Jennifer Aniston has got the celebrity sting, along with Gerard Butler, to round out your top ten. Nice voting today. Enjoy!
1. Angelina Jolie is Queen of Magazine covers
2. Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler are loved as a celebrity “two-sie“
3. Madonna messes with Jennifer Aniston ‘s favorite toy, Oscars 2010
4. Commentary: Middle Eastern representation in Hollywood’s 3D Cinema
5. King of Rock: Simon Cowell puts a ring on Mezhgan Hussainey
6. Corey Feldman on Michael Jackson ‘s death
7. Corey Feldman on Corey Haim‘s death
9. Alice in Wonderland tops Avatar ‘s box office opening weekend
10. Katherine Heigl goes chocolate brown.
Missy Higgins poetic lyrics to Don’t Ever.. follow:
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.10.2010~ (more…)
