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THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – 9.15.09

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Patrick  Swayze was a great inspirer of love, dance and great surf that we are mourning in Hollywood with his passing to pancreatic cancer. His fans in New Zealand and Australia were just as inspired by his dance of life that uplifted the underdog– as was his native America and other nations too. Montana born actress  Michelle Williams life of triumph after tragedy with Heath Ledger also inspires us on the  cover of Vogue. Out of grief can come hope and love again. Here’s how you voted in your top celebrity news and entertainment coverage on Horiwood.Com here  in LA today. Enjoy!

1. JENNIFER GREY uplifts PATRICK SWAYZE‘s legacy in the dance of life.

2. KANYE WEST DOUCHE POSTER: for obvious PR reasons. PINK‘s response.

3. JOHNNY MARKOUDAKIS has a West Hollywood connection to LADY GAGA

4. Artiste MISS TESSA & THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – 9.14.09. Because true artistic talent should be showcased to the world in art, fashion, fashion design and entertainment. Miss Tessa can do the lot.

5. NIVEA HAMILTON is one of LIL WAYNE‘s baby mommas.

6. KANYE WEST on JAY LENO: Because Jay knows exactly what a celebrity interview cloaked in controversy can do for Leno’s TV ratings in a debut show. It worked.

7. TAYLOR SWIFT speaks on KANYE WEST on The View and Kanye apologizes to Taylor via a private phone call between America’s two pop stars.

8. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE‘s winning creative arts EMMY performance of LADY GAGA‘s mediocre face (Poker Face) #1 most downloaded song in UK music history.

9. BROOKE SHIELDS: beautiful and still struggling with body image, just like us.

10. MADONNA and fashion designer, MARC JACOBS  with new friend.

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THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – WED 9.9.09

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Everything brings about its own opposite– words via Ananias, art: Gisele

Here’s the top ranking celebrity news and entertainment posts on Horiwood.Com tonight. Hollywood is in a festive summer’s mood today on 9.9.9!  Historic symmetry.

1. Nancy Pelosi has got political teeth. Good to see Pelosi rating today strongly in Washington DC from The  City of Angels. She’s got star power in DC.

2. Lady Gaga takes a dig at Madonna wearing this fashion ensemble. Meow!

3. Johnny Markoudarkis has heat in Young Hollywood. Casting agents take note. Likewise with Philipp Karner.who is an Extra TV America’s Most Eligible Bachelor Awardee. These lads are both up and coming young actors to watch out for.

4. Robert Pattinson takes the plunge for Twilight’s Queen, costar Kristen Stewart.

5. 10 Twilight Saga Tweets: Romeo & Juliet lives on in Forks and on twitter.

6. Kevin and Jodi Kreiger say stop watching Jon & Kate Gosselin

7. Nayleigh Kelly joins Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelly in Hollywood from Korea. Cute! Adoption is a beautiful thing.

8. Miley Cyrusrap remix is smokin. It’s a party in the USA.  Beyonce and Rihanna must be fuming that  Miley created a way to get a piece  of their man Jay-Z. A cute tribute from MC.

9. Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian can’t just go on a diet and shut up about it. 

10. Kim Cattrall brings her blonde rocker fierceness to Sex & The City. At 53 she’s looking good.

Always smile. Horiwood’s latest tweet on twitter is: “Horiwood Bites: THE JACKSON SMILE: … always uplifts and gives hope. A smile is a gift you give away … http://bit.ly/Cu9MWabout 4 hours ago from twitterfeed


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Courage To Love by Californian author Robert Ellis is created and written in the spirit needed in American schools today. In a Shakespearean love story set in the Middle East two young people from opposite worlds, find love from a sense of honesty only found in accepting each others difference. So romantic. Read it. It’s  a great book for all American school children … and kidults too. Cover artwork is by the legendary surrealist artist, Salvador Dali. 


FRANK O’HARA: LANA TURNER HAS COLLAPSED

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Frank Ohara’s lunch poems captured the mood of Hollywoood so well. Like this poem about when Hollywoood star, Lana Turner died. It says it all.

 

Lana Turner has collapsed!
I was trotting along and suddenly
it started raining and snowing
and you said it was hailing
but hailing hits you on the head
hard so it was really snowing and
raining and I was in such a hurry
to meet you but the traffic
was acting exactly like the sky
and suddenly I see a headline
LANA TURNER HAS COLLAPSED!
there is no snow in Hollywood
there is no rain in California
I have been to lots of parties
and acted perfectly disgraceful
but I never actually collapsed
oh Lana Turner we love you get up
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[I love American literature. Frank O'Hara is up there with Walt Whitman]

to listen to the poem by Frank with audio, go here.


KAI ORA TV SERIES 4. MAORI FOOD AMERICA LOVES

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Kai Ora is a TV series showcasing the best of healthy Maori cuisine that is served up with manaakitanga, an expression of love and hospitality.

The series features Anne Thorp, a tohunga of kai harvesting, food preparation and cooking who is known internationally as The  Maori Queen of Cuisine. She is the #1 Maori cook in The Entertainment World.

Set in Anne’s urban inner city Auckland home and her coastal wharemoana resort of Pakiri Beach, Kai Ora shows the health benefits of eating and living well from a Tikanga Maori view point.

Literally, Kai Ora means the food of life and in each episode through her food, Anne shows the best of healthy Maori living today across the Kai Ora series. As korero is also the food of chiefs, Kai Ora depicts many of Maoridom’s leaders sitting at Anne’s dining table savoring her food. They offer back their korero through shared stories and also waiata that they sing and perform in the show.

Whether she be gathering her kai and cooking it, or being a hostess manaaki extraordinaire, Anne Thorp Is New Zealand’s leading Mana Wahine of Maori cuisine;  a tohunga of manaakitanga through healthy food. Anne has no like, equal or parallel. When it comes to food and Maori cooking expertise, she is unique. Kai Ora is where an astute audience can learn the invaluable knowledge that she shares.

Each episode, the Kai Ora TV series captures Anne’s tikanga based philosphy of food and lifestyle, which rests on the simple and yet profound premise of “fresh food made with Aroha.”

Kai Ora series 4 is rich in Te Reo Rangatira, Tikanga Maori, Korero Maori, Mana Tangata, Manawhenua, Mana Atua, Manamoana, Maori humour and Manaakitanga. All of these elements combine around Anne’s food making Kai Ora series 4 a Maori lifestyle program reflecting the power of tino rangatiratanga in full effect today.

Kai Ora is the TV series that  brings all of these elements together in a visually beautiful masterpiece that shows the finest calibre of Maori  kai  and living with a healthy diet focus. Quality vs quantity. This  is a TV series that could easily be positioned  in America’s Food Network channel line up of TV programming from the beautiful land where the author of the Whale Rider and Maori Land Court Judges appear in this fun filled show.

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REMEMBERING THE MAORI QUEEN FROM HOLLYWOOD

As good as it gets

[A poem for Dame Atarangi Kahu – Maori Queen]

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where the cross streets collide

on infamous hollywood and vine

 

your star crashed into my heart

as your wairua finally left your body

from the top of maunga taupiri

 

roimata eyed I played hori hop-scotch

between pavement cracks of the stars

on the hollywood walk of fame

 

that connects james stewart on the north

across street to maria callas on the east

 

diagonally to gloria swanson on the west

back over street southward to william holden

 

ai queen, you are more than a southern

cross news story today here from hollywood

 

i imagined a star being cut just for you

from rarity of ngai tahu pounamu

 

a whetu befitting for a much loved queen

with your name etched in royal maori font

 

that lee smith of te taura whiri had

signed off on, for the prime minister

 

it was then set in the pavement of a

walk of fame that does not yet exist,

but should, on auckland’s waterfront

 

in my mind, you were placed between

sir edmund hilary, denoting your magnitude

and hone tuwhare, for love of maori humour

 

[hone, being flanked by queen soloti of

tonga on t’other side, the lucky, cheeky

                                                buggar!]

 

oh queen, how you won hearts and minds

of world leaders of the caliber of mandela

 

who’d call you on home phone direct

asking your opinions on global affairs

 

as you sat in front of telly, hot cuppa tea in hand

chuckling and chatting in te puea scarf and slippers.

 

dear dame ata, your gift to just naturally be

one’s unique maori self, was as good as it gets.

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 poetry by Sam Cruickshank, aka Horiwood, for Whetu Moana Lua, editors: Robert Sullivan, Reina Whaitiri, Albert Wendt. (c)


TRUE FACT: BOLLYWOOD SOAP OPERAS ARE WATCHED MORE THAN AMERICAN SOAP OPERAS

Difference is  always a beautiful thing. It makes the world an interesting place to live in. Here’s part 1 of Yeh Rishta Kya Kehlata Hai. The exciting thing about democracy on the internet, is that Bollywood entertainment rates big. Internet search engines don’t discriminate against difference. They just rank what’s popular. Democracy is alive and well. Enjoy!


SHILOH JOLIE-PITT’S NATIONAL ENQUIRER COVER

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Little Shiloh-Jolie Pitt blows John Edwards headlining story, out of the water on the National Enquirer. Should a child even be on a cover of a magazine, without their parents consent?

Oh well, nonetheless, one must never underestimate kids. They are the future. If Shiloh enters show biz as she gets older, she will be a third generation Hollywood actor. There’s not many kids around who have that lineage in Hollywood.


MONTAGE: QUE VIVA MEXICO WITH SERGEI EISENSTEIN

Sergei Eisenstein was one of the greatest  film editors, auteurs and director/ producers known to the art and science of film editing. Eisenstein could do it all.

At The University of Auckland,  New Zealand where I went to film school, we all studied this man’s brain and way of thinking. Although his films were shot and edited in black and white, Hollywood’s film & TV editing owes much to Eisenstein’s clever innovation in editing the visual language  of the moving image. In particular, the blockbuster action, big budget film owes its action sequence editing techniques to Sergei. The city of LA is  built on other nations’ brilliance. It’s our history here.

Eisenstein’s ability under heavy censorship, made him a revolutionary of the people. He worked out a way to juxtapose images of military force of might by State that were contrasted against the softer face of human life.

Always, what was more important was the people, the masses, the majority and a sense of fairness that mediated between greed of politicians and the bourgeoise and the people who needed to be fed. I love the filmmaking aesthetic  of this man as a film editor of revolutionary social and political change.

Above is Eisentein’s Que Viva Mexico documentary, 1932. With his spirit and life’s work contained on celluloid, he is still da man today! Viva forever.  

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MILEY CYRUS IS #1 ON iTUNES. IT’S A PARTY IN THE USA

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“Thank you for making “Party in the USA” and the HM movie 1# on iTunes! You guys rock my world =]

34 minutes ago from web

“Say hello to the girl that I am. You’re gonna have to see through my perspective. I need to make mistakes just to know who I am.” – Britneyabout 1 hour ago from web

“Hollywood sucks you in but it won’t spit me out.”about 1 hour ago from web

We all fall short of the glory of GOD.about 7 hours ago from UberTwitter

I’ve been wearing the same white jean shorts for 4 days. I think its time for @billyraycyrus and @mommytish to give MILEY a raise :)about 8 hours ago from UberTwitter

At 16, this girl just keeps on getting prettier. Mad genes!

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THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – TUES 8.18.09

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Kristen Stewart and Q’orianker Kilcher have Summit Entertainment’s Twilight Eclipse casting in common. Kristen’s casting as Bella Swan for the third film of Stephenie Meyers novels, proves Kristen Stewart is hot enough to make both Robert Pattinson’s Edward Cullen and Taylor Lautner’s Jacob Black both have chemistry, both onscreen and also in real life, with a cinematic association to the LA actress.

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However, when put to public vote, it is Q’orianker Kilcher who is rating today at #1, on the issue of the Twilight Saga’s casting choices. Kilcher, the actress who starred at 14 years of age as Pocahontas in The New World, is the rising star of Horiwood.Com the past two month. She’s got blog heat and an exciting future in film ahead of her. Q’orianker is 19 years old and has a bright future in mainstream movies.

Horiwood also congratulates Julia Jones III, 30, for landing the role of Leah Clearwater, 19, for Twilight Saga Eclipse. Beating out beautiful, highly accomplished, younger and even more intelligent actresses, is no easy feat. Congratulations too Ms Jones. Perhaps Julia Jones could be a Meryl Streep kind of actress. Meryl is still going strong in her 60s. That could be Julia Jones’ story too if she has staying power in Hollywood.

Here’s how you rated, ranked and voted your news item choices this week here on Horiwood.Com. Enjoy!

1. TWILIGHT ECLIPSE’S SHOCKING CASTING NEWS: Q’ORIANKER  KILCHER (POCAHONTAS) GETS ROBBED IN SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT’S CASTING CALL OF THE  LEAH CLEARWATER ROLE

2. A REMINDER WHY KRISTEN STEWART IS SO HOT

3. V MAGAZINE OUT TAKE: LADY GAGA PIC

4. ALEX MERAZ AND WIFE

5. ALEXANDER SKARSGARD IS THE NEW BRAD PITT

6. KATIE PRICE FLIRTS WITH MARRYING AGAIN

7. THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – SUN 8.16.09

8. HAILEY GLASSMAN RESENTS BEING THE SACRIFICIAL LAMB

9. WHAT DOES A NEW YORK TIMES #1 BEST SELLING  AUTHOR LOOK LIKE?

10. FHM’S TOP 50 SEXIEST WOMEN IN THE WORLD

In other LA news: Blondie K (Kim Kardashian) and her future niece/nephew’s father, Scott Disick were chilling. Scott and Kim’s sister Kourtney Kardashian are expecting their first child together. Already Kim looks like a great Aunt.

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horiwoodunderstanding that family will always be more important than fame, money, wealth, the allusion of riches always keeps it real. family first.less than 5 seconds ago from web


A REMINDER WHY KRISTEN STEWART IS SO HOT

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She helped Robert Pattinson go from gawky swimwear  model of the UK, into international movie star.

That girl doesn’t get enough credit for what she adds to The Twilight Saga package,  so effortlessly.

Robert is so thankful for Kristen’s cinematic magic. He gets paid more than her. A far step up from the days where he was a swim wear model.

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Um, equal pay for woman in Hollywood please. Here’s Kristin and Robert’s latest make out pic from the latest New Moon trailer.


COMPELLING BOOK ALERT: FROM THE AUTHOR OF “THE WHALE RIDER” COMES “THE UNCLES STORY”

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The Whale Rider is a book and a film, that moved audiences worldwide as a thirteen year old girl Pai, fights against traditional gender restraints to be the leader that she was destined to be. The role garnered, first  time actress, Keisha Castle-Hughes, then 13, her first Oscar nomination here in Hollywood.

I learnt, Saturday, that the author of The Whale Rider, Witi Ihimaera, recently turned down a Knighthood and the opportunity to become Sir Witi Ihimaera,  on the grounds that he did not want to diminish the effect of “Colonial oppression” on his indigenous Maori People of New Zealand by accepting the Knighthood. This was his personal choice.

I was trained by Witi Ihimaera at Auckland University. He writes stories that move oppressed people, regardless of race, age, gender or sexuality into a better place. He is the feel good writer to read when you want to: cry one chapter and laugh the next. The Whale Rider being proof of that. Not many authors  can move you to laughter and tears throughout a book like Mr Ihimaera can. So I take my Hollywood cap off to him today, for his  great storytelling ability in literature and film.

Hollywood needs more stories of  the calibre of Ta Witi Ihimaera.

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Another book of Witi Ihimaera’s that is a brilliant read is: “The Uncle’s Story.” It goes a little like this: “Armed with his uncle’s diary, Michael Mahana goes searching for the truth, about the secret the Mahana family has kept hidden for over thirty years, and what happened to uncle Sam.

Set in the war-torn jungles of Vietnam and in present day New Zealand and North America, Witi Ihimaera’s dramatic novel combines the superb story telling for which he is so renowned with the unflinching realism that made ‘The Whale Rider’ a literary and cinematic success. A powerful love story bravely told, it courageously confronts Maori attitudes to sexuality and masculinity and contains some of Ihimaera’s most passionate writing to date.”

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Having been in Mr Ihimaera’s creative writing class in The English Department studying New Zealand Literature at The University of Auckland, the year Ihimaera was writing the Uncle’s Story, I know that the Sam in this novel, was unexpectedly named after me.

The Cliff in the novel, was named after Maori  Hollywood actor, Cliff Curtis (pictured above). It’s weird that I now  live in Hollywood. So…..

Thanks Sir! 

And, to everyone who wants a good read,  you won’t  want to miss reading this book. Go here to order it on Amazon. You will both laugh and have  your heart torn out at the end. How Twilight Saga-ish in that Whale Rider  kind of way!

With  any luck, you can also read it on a kindle. But this comes with a Kindle Warning: You’ll need tissues to wipe your tears of laughter off the screen though.

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IS SHIA LABOUEF DATING MEGAN FOX?

As if he’d  tell a paparazzi! Geez paparaazi guys in Hollywood really do ask celebrities the dumbest questions!


MICHAEL CLARKE COVERS GQ AUSTRALIA

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Cricket is the biggest summer sport in Australia. So much so, that GQ Australia, the men’s fashion +top gadgets magazine is featuring Aussie cricket captain, Michael Clarke on its cover.

Like any true blue Aussie lad, Michael Clarke’s interview doesn’t disappoint. He says: “It’s all about scoring runs.”

Gosh this top sportsman has got Hollywood bowled over already! Love it! Action movies next, Michael Clarke?!

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THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – SAT 8.15.09

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Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston share an uncanny similarity in the same taste in…. leather dresses. Funny that. Here’s the top 10 posts on Horiwood.Com today here in Hollywood, LA, California.

1. V MAGAZINE OUT TAKE: LADY GAGA PIC

2. VANESSA HUDGENS GROWS UP IN HER FILM ROLE CHOICES

3. FARRAH FAWCETT COVERS PEOPLE MAGAZINE

4. TWILIGHT’S KELAN LUTZ FLAUNTS HIS SEXY

5. ZOE KRAVITZ- BOHEMIAN ROCK CHIC – NEW YORK FASHIN WEEK

6. THE VAMPIRE LIST: THE 20 TOP VAMPIRES OF ENTERTAINMENT HISTORY

7. BRITNEY SPEARS LOSES 20 POUNDS IN 4 WEEKS

8. ZAC EFRON: WALKS THE LINE IN HOLLYWOOD

9. SMASHPROOF – IT’S FRIDAY IN HOLLYWOOD

10. TOP RANKING CELEBRITIES LIST FOR 2009

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BRITNEY SPEARS LOSES 20 POUNDS IN 4 WEEKS

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1. KRISTEN STEWART & ROBERT PATTINSON – ARE THEY BACK ON? LOVERS OR BIZ PARTNERS, OR BOTH?

2. NAKED PICS OF VANESSA HUDGENS ARE EVERYWHERE

3. HEROES HOTTIE, HAYDEN PANETTIERE, IS A HIT IN THE UK

4. DAVID BECKHAM’S NEW DO

5. V MAGAZINE OUT TAKE: LADY GAGA PIC

6. HORIWOOD’S TOP 10 – MON 5.4.09 PM

7. WHAT DOES A NEW YORK TIMES #1 BEST SELLING AUTHOR LOOK LIKE?

8. WTF! CHACE CRAWFORD, PENN BADGLEY & BLAK LIVELY

9. TOP BOLLYWOOD STARS IN THE WORLD

10. BEAUTY IS MORE THAN SKIN DEEP: 4 SUPERMODELS DO PROVERBS 31 IN MAORI & RUSSIAN

Hollywood is so surreal. You don’t have enough gas in your tank to get home from your 100% commission job in a recession after putting in an 8 hour day and 40 hours for the week. You’re in shock as your eftpost card declines at the gas pump. Every single AP loaded to your bank account must have gone out. But at least you have cable, that American staple of entertainment, at home. You just don’t know how you’re going to get home to watch any of it, unless you push your car along Hollywood Blvd.

Then you go inside to the cashier and your old lottery ticket at the bottom of your wallet, you fish out. It’s crumpled but you straighten it out and hand it over to the Pakistani cashier with fingers crossed and eyes closed. The sound the cashier’s til makes as it opens let’s you know that it is a minor winner at the gas station in that moment. Believe it or not, this is how many young people in Hollywood are living each day, right now. Oh, and people in their 50s and 60s too. George Bush’s governance and Dick Chaney’s ill advice, has totally cost these people their American dream.

Not to worry! Such is the story of Hollywood. But like the lottery ticket today, the city always holds luck, even when you least expect it. You just need to believe that things will be okay, and they do get better. But what a surreal experience! 

horiwood’slatest tweet on twitter is: “the dictionary definition of sur·re·al is: “marked by the intense irrational reality of a dream; also : unbelievable, fantastic…” Wow!less than 5 seconds ago from web

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Horiwood has a global audience of 730,000 people as at August 14th, 2009. Based in Hollywood, Horiwood is from New Zealand, total population 4.5 million people.

To travel to the surreal natural beauty of New Zealand on your next vacation, click this airline, and get there to experience paradise. It’s the most prettiest country in the world. Mt Taranaki in winter, is pictured above.


THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – THUR 3.13.09

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Shakira rocks the cover of Latina Magazine. She is the Sonia Sotomayor of Latina pop justice, and her hips don’t lie. Love Shakira!

Here in Hollywood, here’s how you ranked your hottest celebrity news items tonight. Enjoy your choices. Thanks Team.

1. JILLIAN HARRIS IS STILL WITH THAT GUY ED SWIDERSKI STILL

2. DAVID BECKHAM’S NEW DO

3. SPORTS ILLUSTRATED: DON’T MESS WITH RICK PITINO

4. V MAGAZINE OUT TAKE: LADY GAGA PIC

5. TWILIGHT ECLIPSE’S SHOCKING CASTING NEWS: Q’ORIANKER KILCHER GETS TOTALLY ROBBED IN THE CASTING OF LEAH CLEARWATER

6. ANGELINA JOLIE & BRAD PITT KEEP THE PEOPLE IN TOUCH

7. CINDERELLA IN REVERSE – THE REAL STORY BEHIND TORI SPELLING’S MOMMYWOOD BOOK STORY

8. ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER TWILIGHT SAGA COVER

9. DISNEY TRY AND GET KIDS EATING FRUIT

10. WHAT A GUY! RICHARD CHANDLER IS A BILLIONAIRE PHILANTHROPIST

horiwood’s latest tweet is “@TraceCyrus if a celeb puts themselves in the public eye, they should expect to be talked about. we pay YOU our $. it’s a consumer’s right.”21 minutes ago from web

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[Horiwood is a Maori New Zealander living in Hollywood. We call Maoris horis back in New Zealand. To travel to New Zealand,  one of the prettiest adventure tourism destinations on the planet on your next vacation, go here.]

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MISCHA BARTON ARRIVES TO WORK

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Looking like this, Mischa Barton arrived at work in Hollywood, Wednesday.

Such the picture of health. How I can relate! LOL!


MAORI MUSIC WE LOVE: HINEWEHI MOHI’S KOTAHITANGA SOUNDS GOOD IN HOLLYWOOD!

I love me some Hinewehi Mohi. She brings the ethereal vocals of a Maori princess to the techno electro beats of an Underground UK night club world.

When this song is on full blast in Hollywood, the Latino’s all turn around and stare. You just know that Shakira would just totally pop her hips to Hinewehi’s unique sound and beautiful music.

Hinewehi Mohi of the group Oceania is just so stunning in every way. She’s like a walking aria whose heart is warmer and brighter than her amazing vocal talent.

I love wahine (Maori women) who can sing. They are the 8th wonder of the world. They are found richly in Aotearoa, New Zealand.


THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – WED 8.12.09

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Robert Pattinson and Megan Fox may be the pick for hottest actor and actress by American teens at The Teen Choice Awards, this week, but it’s your own choices on Horiwood.Com tonight that show your eclectic tastes in entertainment and celebrity news. Love it!

These results, perhaps shows we have a very diverse global audience going on in Hollywood on this website tonight. Namste India! Welcome.

1. DAVID BECKHAM’S NEW DO

2. BOLLYWOOD’S MALLIKA SHERAWAT COMES TO HOLLYWOOD

3. BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE AT THE CHAPEL

4. AT 51, SHARON STONE TRUMPS MADONNA ON THE COVER OF FRENCH MAG, PARIS MATCH

5. MEGAN FOX RESENTS HOLLYWOOD STEREOTYPING

6. VANESSA HUDGENS GROWS UP IN HER FILM ROLE CHOICES

7. LADYHAWKE CONTINUES THE BLONDE POP TRADITION OF NEW ZEALAND’S SHARON O’NEIL

8. THE OBAMA GIRLS ARE TARGETED FOR A NUTRITION ACT CAMPAIGN

9. TWILIGHT ECLIPSE’S SHOCKING CASTING NEWS: Q’ORIANKER KILCHER LUCKS OUT ON THE LEAH CLEARWATER ROLE TO JULIA JONES

10. KIM KARDASHIAN’S JLO TRANSFORMATION IS COMPLETE

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ENTERTAINMENT NEWS HAPPENS IN HOLLYWOOD

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Angelina Jolie is a fine example of why media who are not based in Hollywood should not pretend to do bold Hollywood scandal headlining cover stories that aren’t even true.

Angelina Jolie is not mad at Brad Pitt because he has a beer or ten. Grazia Magazine should know better, running with this bogus cover this week.

They get the media paddle award from horiwood.com today for false reporting.


BOLLYWOOD’S MALLIKA SHERAWAT COMES TO HOLLYWOOD

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Bollywood came to Hollywood last night, when Mallika Sherawat guest appeared at Brad Pitt’s Inglorious Basterds premiere. What a dress! She’s a reminder to LA that Bollywood makes more films than Hollywood does each year.

Only Steven Spielberg gets that, who is now Indian billionaire funded these days here in Hollywood. India + America + China = the future of entertainment in the world.

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ANGELINA JOLIE AT GRAUMAN’S CHINESE THEATER, HOLLYWOOD BLVD

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Angelina Jolie stepped out last night  in her hometown of LA. The actress accompanied her beau, Brad Pitt on the red carpet in support for the premiere of Brad’s ‘Inglourious Basterds’ film.

The premiere was held at the Grauman’s Chinese Theater in Los Angeles, where my friends from New Zealand: Dale, Darren and Kobey all were too the last two weeks.

It’s such a small world! Angie is looking great!

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THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – SUN 8.10.09

UmraoJaanVanessa Hudgens is the sweetest naughty girl in Hollywood  but it is India’s Top Bollywood Stars who were voted by the worldwide audience as being the hot topic on Sunday on Horiwood.Com. Indian dance numbers rule!

1. TOP BOLLYWOOD STARS IN THE WORLD

2. NAKED PICS OF VANESSA HUDGENS ARE EVERYWHERE

3. LADY GAGA TURNS DOWN PLAY BOY OFFER

4. 100 NEW MICHAEL JACKSON SONGS ARE DISCOVERED

5. WHAT DOES A NEW YORK TIMES #1 BEST SELLING AUTHOR LOOK LIKE?

6. TWILIGHT ECLIPSE’S SHOCKING CASTING NEWS: JULIA JONES III VS Q’ORIANKER KILCHER

7. ALEX MERAZ & WIFE PIC

8. VANESSA HUDGENS HAS GOT LEGS! HER LADY GAGA MEETS MILEY CYRUS LOOK

9. ANNA PAQUIN FINDS TRUE LOVE WITH TRUE BLOOD COSTAR, STEPHEN MOYER

10. LAX TWEET LOVE: VANESSA HUDGENS & ZAC EFRON 

horiwood’s latest tweet is: Eat. Pray. Love. Eat some more (Julia Childs)about 18 hours ago from web


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