FUNNY PHOTOSHOPPING WITH THE OBAMAS
The bad side of when you’re President, is that photoshop loving peeps are going to have a field day with your image, marriage and anything you hold sacred.
This switched up image of Michelle Obama and Barack Obama got a laugh out of me today. Enjoy!
THE HORIWOOD TOP 10: SATURDAY 8.22.09
Snoop Dog is in St Tropez, getting down on the D-Floor with a fan. Dramz! Here’s how you voted your top news topics of interest on Horiwood.Com, Saturday:
1. KATY PERRY TELLS MILEY CYRUS, “NO MORE EMO TWEETS”
2. TWILIGHT ECLIPSE’S SHOCKING CASTING NEWS: LEAH CLEARWATER IS CAST
3. AMBER ROSE AS A BRUNETTE, THE ANTI GAGA!
5. TWILIGHT ECLIPSE LEAH CLEARWATER: INTERVIEW WITH JULIA JONES III
6. THE TRUTH ABOUT HOLLYWOOD INTERNS: BATMAM COMIC STRIP ON MICHAEL JACKSON’S DEATH
7. WHAT DOES A NEW YORK TIMES #1 BEST SELLING AUTHOR LOOK LIKE?
8. SEXING UP THE VIRGIN BRAND LIKE KANYE WEST: SIR RICHARD BRANSON & DENNI PARKINSON
9. MILEY CYRUS GETS COSY WITH AUSSIE LAD LIAM HELMWORTH
10. INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS HAS HEAT ON GOOGLE IN A SNAPSHOT OF THE AMERICAN BRAIN
BTW: Snoop Dog’s wifey is totally going to thump Usher too as well as Snoop, when these lads get back to the US. St Tropez looks fun though. :)
horiwood’slatest tweet on twitter is a Retweet by John McCain’s very outspoken daughter: @McCainBlogette: ”I love when people recognize me and we end up talking about True Blood and tattoos! just happened at starbucks.less than 5 seconds ago from web
THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – TUES 8.18.09
Kristen Stewart and Q’orianker Kilcher have Summit Entertainment’s Twilight Eclipse casting in common. Kristen’s casting as Bella Swan for the third film of Stephenie Meyers novels, proves Kristen Stewart is hot enough to make both Robert Pattinson’s Edward Cullen and Taylor Lautner’s Jacob Black both have chemistry, both onscreen and also in real life, with a cinematic association to the LA actress.
However, when put to public vote, it is Q’orianker Kilcher who is rating today at #1, on the issue of the Twilight Saga’s casting choices. Kilcher, the actress who starred at 14 years of age as Pocahontas in The New World, is the rising star of Horiwood.Com the past two month. She’s got blog heat and an exciting future in film ahead of her. Q’orianker is 19 years old and has a bright future in mainstream movies.
Horiwood also congratulates Julia Jones III, 30, for landing the role of Leah Clearwater, 19, for Twilight Saga Eclipse. Beating out beautiful, highly accomplished, younger and even more intelligent actresses, is no easy feat. Congratulations too Ms Jones. Perhaps Julia Jones could be a Meryl Streep kind of actress. Meryl is still going strong in her 60s. That could be Julia Jones’ story too if she has staying power in Hollywood.
Here’s how you rated, ranked and voted your news item choices this week here on Horiwood.Com. Enjoy!
2. A REMINDER WHY KRISTEN STEWART IS SO HOT
3. V MAGAZINE OUT TAKE: LADY GAGA PIC
5. ALEXANDER SKARSGARD IS THE NEW BRAD PITT
6. KATIE PRICE FLIRTS WITH MARRYING AGAIN
7. THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – SUN 8.16.09
8. HAILEY GLASSMAN RESENTS BEING THE SACRIFICIAL LAMB
9. WHAT DOES A NEW YORK TIMES #1 BEST SELLING AUTHOR LOOK LIKE?
10. FHM’S TOP 50 SEXIEST WOMEN IN THE WORLD
In other LA news: Blondie K (Kim Kardashian) and her future niece/nephew’s father, Scott Disick were chilling. Scott and Kim’s sister Kourtney Kardashian are expecting their first child together. Already Kim looks like a great Aunt.
horiwoodunderstanding that family will always be more important than fame, money, wealth, the allusion of riches always keeps it real. family first.less than 5 seconds ago from web
KATIE PRICE FLIRTS WITH MARRYING AGAIN
This must have given Peter Andre a heart attack with rage. His wife, and now ex, Katie Price attended the most OTT wedding of the year.
Price’s friends Gary Cockerill and Phil Turner tie the knot for a second time in flamboyant style.
Katie was dressed in wedding white, like she was the bride. She’s too funny! British cheekiness wins out, covering her multitude of wrongs! Gotta love Katie Price. She’s a hoot!
She’s a walking production of British entertainment.
BRAD PITT IS INTENT ON OUTING GEORGE CLOONEY IN HOLLLYWOOD
Ellen deGeneres is not the only one trying to out George Clooney in Hollywood. Jokes Brad Pitt:
“Angie and I will not be getting married until George and his partner can legally do so,” Pitt joked with People Magazine while cutting his buddy, George Clooney into his latest political campaign for better effect.
I wonder what George thinks of Brad’s sense of humor.
JUSTIN GATSON’S HAIR RAISING TWEETS ARE FUNNY
This from Justin Gatson’s twitter account:
I’ll never cut my hair… You can’t make me1:03 PM Aug 9th from TwitterFon
This brotha from North Hollyweird is too funny today. Made me lmao!
WHY DON’T BRITNEY’S CANDIE CAMPAIGN PICS…
… look like the pics of her latest photo shoot snapped, Thursday by this pool? Spears looks so Beverly Hills here. So bikini dapper. But did Candies’ trick us? Fame Pictures
THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – SAT 8.1.09
The Twilight Saga’s shocking casting rumors regarding the female actors chosen for Eclipse, has got Hollywood talking, Saturday.
Horiwood’s top 10 Today as voted by you from Hollywood are:
1. TWILIGHT ECLIPSE’S SHOCKING CASTING NEWS:JULIA JONES III VS Q’ORIANKA KILCHER
2. KRISTEN STEWART & ROBERT PATTINSON HAVE CRAZY LOVE!
3. OMER BATTI IS MICHAEL JACKSON’S SON SAYS JOE JACKSON
4. IS THE POPE THE NEXT MICHAEL JACKSON OF MASSIVE ALBUM SALES?
5. TWILIGHT STARS: KRISTEN STEWART & TAYLOR ARE GOOD BUDDIES
6. CHANNING TATUM’S & JENNA DEWANS WEDDING PIC
7. BRITNEY SPEARS “FACE SYNCS” HER CANDIES CAMPAIGN
8. EMMA WATSON SUNDAY MAGAZINE
9. KATY PERRY TELLS MILEY CYRUS, “NO MORE EMO TWEETS”
10. CHELSEA HANDLER’S BIRTHDAY SUIT HAS ALLURE
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BRITNEY SPEARS “FACE SYNCS” HER CANDIES CAMPAIGN
Alright… this is ridiculous!
We forgave Britney Spears for lip syncing her entire comeback Circus Tour concert. Other countries in Europe forgave her too.
Now, Spears is ‘face syncing’ her Candies’ campaign with all sorts of fakery. I appreciate Britney’s sense of humor, that ‘the clothes’ are more real than she is in these pics. It’s humility in a way, letting the clothes be more real than you are … in a black humored Britney Spears kind of lol way!
The person who photoshops these Britney faces and syncs them up onto a model’s body, really should go and work for Martel next and photoshop up a storm for Barbie.
I repeat… this is truly ridiculous from both Candy and Ms Spears camps today.To reiterate my point… Britney’s most recent pic from this week on her Starbucks run is below.
THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – WED 7.22.09
Hollywood was hot today. Almost as hot as your news choices right here on Horiwood.Com. Here’s your Top 10 entertainment news picks that you choose today worldwide. Thank you … and enjoy!
1. ROBERT PATTINSON & KRISTEN STEWART’S FAMOUS EMOTIONAL REUNION
2. NEW TAYLOR LAUTNER, NEW MOON: JACOB BLACK SMOULDERS
3. HEY SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT: Q’ORIANKA KILCHHER FOR LEAH IN TWILIGHT’S ECLIPSE
4. SURREAL = TIM BURTON’S ALICE IN WONDERLAND TEASER TRAILER
5. MORE BRAD PITT WIRED: “TWEET OTHER PEOPLE’S WIVES BUTTS, AHSTON KUTCHER!”
6. ANGELINA JOLIE & MADDOX ROCK THE AVIATOR SHADES AT LAX
7. SUSAN BOYLE HAS RECORDED HER FIRST TRACK
8. JERMAINE JACKSON’S STATEMENT ON BROTHER MICHAEL’S DEATH
THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – TUE 7.21.09
Team Twilight dominated your news pics heavily today on Horiwood.Com. Enjoy!
1. HEY SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT: Q’ORIANKA KILCHHER FOR LEAH IN TWILIGHT’S ECLIPSE
2. ROBERT PATTINSON & KRISTEN STEWART’S FAMOUS EMOTIONAL REUNION
3. NEW TAYLOR LAUTNER, NEW MOON: JACOB BLACK SMOULDERS
4. TRACE CYRUS & DEMI LOVATO’S TWITTER ROMANCE ENDS
5. HAILEY GLASSMAN SHOULD CHANGE HER NAME TO GLASSBONG!
6. TWILIGHT, NEW MOON, ECLIPSE NEWS ON HORIWOOD.COM 7.20.09
7. BEYONCE’S I AM TOUR – SET LIST!
8. AMBER ROSE BEFORE THE STORM…
9. JAPAN’S BIGGEST HARRY POTTER FAN INTERVIEWS DANIEL RADCLIFFE
10. BILLIONAIRE PHILANTHROPY IS HOT!
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TWILIGHT, NEW MOON, ECLIPSE NEWS ON HORIWOOD.COM – 7.20.09
The uber-talented, David Slade, of Twilight’s Eclipse has a good line up of talent to direct for Twilight’s 3rd film. We can’t wait to see the cinematic magic that he comes up with. Here’s the top 10 Twilight related posts on horiwood.com:
1. HEY SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT: Q’ORIANKA KILCHHER FOR LEAH IN TWILIGHT’S ECLIPSE
2. NEW TAYLOR LAUTNER, NEW MOON: JACOB BLACK SMOULDERS
3. READY FOR TWILIGHT THE TV NEWS SHOW?
5. WILL POCAHANTAS STAR Q’ORIANKA KILCHER JOIN ROBERT PATTINSON IN TWILIGHT’S ECLIPSE?
6. UM… PETER FACINELLI DID NOT STAY ON THE PATH
7. ROBERT PATTINSON’S MUG GETS ASSOCIATED TO RICHES IN AMERICA
8. TAYLOR LAUTNER’S EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH INTERVIEW MAG
9. JIMMY FALLON SPOOFS ROBERT PATTINSON INTERVIEWING DANIEL RADCLIFFE
10. TWILIGHT PUP: RACHELLE LEFEVRE GETS SOME PRESS
Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse news was brought to you by the romance novel, Courage To Love by Robert Ellis: (more…)
SERIOUSLY, BROTHER JUSTIN GATSON DOESN’T KNOW WHAT A DICTIONARY IS FOR!!!
Brother Justin Gatson is not the brightest crayon in the pack. But we love him anway… Justin just tweeted this:
JustinMGastonI can’t spell people.. I don’t know how many times I have to tell you that..13 minutes ago from TwitterFon
D.I.C.T.I.O.N.A.R.Y … how do you spell that?!
U.S.E 1? … how do you do that?
Horiwood’s last tweet was: horiwoodlol! that’s what a dictionary is 4….RT: @JustinMGastonI can’t spell people.. I don’t know how many times I have to tell you that..less than 5 seconds ago from web
Hollywood is made up of all types and kinds. Go hard Justin Gatson!!!
HORI JOKE #2
What do you call a bunch of horis on prozac?
Once Were Worriers!
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My gosh New Zealand, haven’t we come a lonnnnnng way? :)
Joke shared via MRBLW … thank u!
THREE KEYBOARD CATS MOON TEE SHIRT
Ahhh! Just because the three wolves moon tee shirt, can’t take all the glory in 2009, here’s the three keyboard cats tee shirt as well.
Too funny!
LADY GAGA IS A MESS TOO IN GERMANY
Posing with a fan in Cologne Germany, Lady Gaga’s hair looked a little messy as she gravitates towards anything that looks like Micky Mouse ears. lol!
There’s just something about seeing Chola brows that instantly brings on taco cravings. You know it! Sharpies must be selling out worldwide, where Lady Gaga fans are found. :)
THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – SAT 7.18.09
Harry Potter star Emma Watson’s breast caught America’s attention this week. But not as much as Vanessa Bryants did at the ESPY Awards. It was one of those weeks keeping abreast of Hollywood news.
Here’s how you rated your top 10 news choices today, here on Horiwood.Com
1. VANESSA BRYANT’S GOT BIG BASKETBALLS
2. HEY SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT: Q’ORIANKA KILCHER FOR TWILIGHT ECLIPSE’S LEAH CLEARWATER
3. WHAT DOES A NEW YORK TIMES #1 BEST SELLING AUTHOR LOOK LIKE?
4. JIMMY FALLON SPOOFS ROBERT PATTINSON INTERVIEW WITH DANIEL RADCLIFFE
5. MILEY CYRUS ROCKS HER PRAYERFUL PRINCESS LOOK
6. DISNEY PICKS TAYLOR KITSCH TO GIVE ROBERT PATTINSON AND ZAC EFRON A RUN AT THE BOX OFFICE
7. JOURNALISM’S GREATEST: WALTER CRONKITE DIES AT 91
8. BEYONCE’S I AM TOUR – SET LIST!
9. WHITE PEOPLE BEHAVING BADLY 2: “HOLOCAUST RACISM” TEA PARTY SIGN
10. JON GOSSELIN: DIVORCE TO DATING IN 20 DAYS
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10 HOT POSTS RIGHT NOW – 7.17.09
Elijah Wood played a Hobbit to become a Brit lad in the Robert Pattinson and Daniel Radcliffe category of young British actors getting well paid to play supernatural film roles in a film franchise. It can be a lucky break gig to be British in Young Hollywood!
Hollywood news snippets coming at you 7 days a week on Horiwood.Com from the city of Angels. Today’s newsy bites look like this:
1. HOBBITSVILLE’S FIRST FAMILY IS PISSED AT NEW LINE CINEMA’S RING OF GREED
2. JIMMY FALLON SPOOFS ROBERT PATTINSON INTERVIEWING DANIEL RADCLIFFE
3. ANDERSON COOPER & SOOKIE STACKHOUSE ON THE LATE SHOW
4. RED CARPET FUN WITH KATHERINE HEIGL & GERARD BUTLER – THE UGLY TRUTH PREMIERE
5. HEY SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT: Q’ORIANKA KILCHHER FOR LEAH IN TWILIGHT’S ECLIPSE
6. WHY SIR PAUL McCARTNEY FELL OUT WITH MICHAEL JACKSON
7. HARRY POTTER: A MAGICAL FILM FRANCHISE
8. VANESSA BRYANT’S GOT BIG BASKETBALLS
9. LINDSAY LOHAN AS MARILYN MONROE?
10. IS OPRAH IN TROUBLE? NO, NOT REALLY!
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Change The World with your gift of Imagination!
JIMMY FALLON SPOOFS ROBERT PATTINSON INTERVIEWING DANIEL RADCLIFFE
Jimmy Fallon is one funny fellah! The late night talk host, spoofed Twilight’s Robert Pattinson interviewing Harry Potter peer, Daniel Radcliffe.
Some harmless, silly American fun utilizing the British accent.
Too funny!
THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – WED 7.15.09
Shia LaBouef took the paparazzi for an ipod jog today in LA. It was a scorcher. And, this is how you, the people, ranked and stacked your horiwood news today from Hollywood. Enjoy your favorites today:
1. BEYONCE’S I AM TOUR – SET LIST!
2. ROBERT PATTINSON TELLS ELLEN HE’S SINGLE
3. Q’ORIANKA KILCHER 4 TWILIGHT’S ECLIPSE WOLF PACK PRINCESS
4. THE TWILIGHT COMIC SERIES IS ON ITS WAY
5. JON GOSSELIN: DIVORCE TO DATING IN 20 DAYS
6. MORE BRAD PITT WIRED: “TWEET OTHER PEOPLE’S WIVE’S BUTTS, AHSTON KUTCHER!”
7. HAYDEN PANETTIERE COWGIRL PIC
8. CINDERELLA IN REVERSE – THE REAL STORY BEHIND TORI SPELLING’S TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY
10. EMMA WATSON’S WARDROBE MALFUNCTION ‘SCANDAL’
BONUS POST: MILEY CYRUS GETS HER TWILIGHT FAIRY WINGS FROM DISNEY
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HORI JOKE #1
What do you call a hori standing in a stream?
A Black currant!
My… New Zealand… we have come a long way!
MORE BRAD PITT WIRED: “TWEET OTHER PEOPLE’S WIVE’S BUTTS, AHSTON KUTCHER!”
Brad Pitt hasn’t lost his sense of humor, since the days where the struggling actor used to dress up as a chicken for El Polo Loco here in LA.
This interview from Wired magazine from Brad Pitt is lol, funny! Dude’s got a hori sense of humor, for sure!
On his thoughts of tweeting a picture of his wife’s butt like Ashton Kutcher did of Demi Moore: “Don’t take a picture of your wife’s butt. That’s silly. Take pictures of other people’s wives’ butts.” (more…)
BRUNO, LADY GAGA. LADY GAGA, BRUNO? ARE THEY ONE AND THE SAME PERSON?
Forgive me for saying this, but sometimes I think that Stefani Germanotta playing Lady Gaga, and Sacha Baron Cohen playing Bruno… are one and the same person.
Aren’t they both playing a gay man… to make money in outrageous costumes?
Jokes. Lady Gaga can lift her leg higher then Bruno. So I guess she wins. She is ‘the real’ Bruno.
