Jessica Simpson, is still very upset, that a coyote snatched her baby puppy dog Daisy, Monday. Poor Jessica Simpson. Poor Daisy!
Meanwhile, the opportunistic Pratt Pack, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, are capitalizing on Jessica and Daisy’s misfortune.
Says People Magazine, Spencer brought Heidi a brand new 9 week-old maltipoo poodle (like Daisy), Tuesday. They’re so insensitive those two!
Says Heidi: “Spencer gave me the best pooch ever, a maltipoo puppy we have named Dolly.”
Hello, Heidi’s use of the royal ‘we’ word, is hysterical. What she means is Spencer named the dog Dolly after Dolly Parton, Jessica Simpson’s favorite singer. Ouch!
As meanness should not be glorified. Kindness is better. Here’s a picture of a Coyote, instead of Spencer and Heidi Pratt. Let’s be kind ya’ll. It’s the smartest way to be ever. Oh… and Glendale, The Hills and The Valley, put your puppies away at night.
Miss PJ is a dog who is 15 years old. Although she’s moving on in this world, her playful spirit, is still adventurous.
I call her Precious Joy, or Pineapple Juice when I’m feeling festive.
I have had more real adventures with Miss PJ in Hollywood into aspects of the human soul of America during a recession, than with what most people who write the Wall Street Journal would ever care to have. Dogs keep it real. They are not called man’s best friend for nothing.
PJ’s gift in my Hollywood life is that she sure knows how to find people in need. They are the faces of American recession in Hollywood. Here’s one of her finds and her adventures I’ll share with you today.
Gypsy Woman of Hollywood - by Horiwood
It’s laundry day and I am darn right out of quarters. Yes, although you pay top rent in West Hollywood, you still have to pay to use your apartment complex’s laundry room. Nothing is for free in America.
She’s such a good little mother! Cute.
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You only have one life in the body you’re in. Live it well.
Passion. Focus. Results.
Here’s October’s O Magazine cover. The girl whose the Queen of TV Talk gets recession friendly in her jeans with her dog. Love it. Like Sam from the hit HBO TV Series, True Blood, that Oprah Winfrey is a transforming shape shifter.
It’s the way to survive the monsters of recession. Very smart from Gayle King as editor of O Magazine. The bylines are within reach of the people suffering under a cloud of economic recession. Nice one Gayle for making Oprah relevant again!
Props where props are due!
… is a puppy dog… or two… Too cute.
The reggae band Herbs and music legend, Dave Dobbyn once collaborated down under in New Zealand for the animated movie, Footrot Flats by cartoonist and filmmaker Murray Ball. It’s a film about a farm dog who is in love and his farmer owner, whose also in love.
Kinda like a Shakespearean play really where the major story line parodies the minor storyline. The dog is the star though. Of course!
The movie’s title song is called a Slice of Heaven. It’s an oldie but a goodie. Let’s press play on this retro Kiwi Pop hit, here in Hollywood.
Kiwi Pop is world famous ya’ll. You know it! By the way, Herbs are a hori (Maori band). So…… Enjoy!
Laura Bush, past First Lady of America, famously said that a dog is important in Washington DC as “at times one’s dog is your only true friend.”
In New York, popular actress, Blake Lively of Gossip Girl TV series, recently took her pet pooch to work for a day while she was filming. Gossip Girl has suffered shocking ratings last season due to it’s recession relevant content for most viewers in America. It also rated poorly in the UK too.
However, these young Gossip Girl stars are worthy of a spotlight, as they all try their darndest to lift their show’s ratings this season with a conscious effort to be seen to be doing things that are relatable like the rest of us. Every dog lover in America can relate to Blake in this pic with her adorable puppy. Blake is a smart girl!
Blake’s Maltipoo pooch is called Penny. How cute!
Ms Blake lively is the 9th highest paid actor in American TV, earning $50,000 per episode of Gossip Girl. This pic can’t hurt, in appearing more relevant to Gossip Girl’s audiences. Who can’t relate to a girl and a pup?
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Brad Pitt is #9
She’s beaten out The Pope and Barack Obama today as a news topic of interest. Q’orianka Kilcher, the actress who is perhaps best suited to play Leah Clearwater in the Twilight Saga’s Eclipse film is smoking hot news in Young Hollywood today on Horiwood.Com. There’s just no stopping her. Amazing!
As voted by you, worldwide, here’s your Top 10 news picks today. Enjoy!
Whoever would have thought that homegrown, heirloom tomatoes would rate on Horiwood.Com? Not me! Miss Elliette’s tomatoes have the magic touch.
Read #6. Too funny!
Brad Pitt’s just been bleeting on in Parade magazine about his and Angelina Jolie’s stance on the M word. He says that “Maybe we’ll get married when it’s legal for everyone else. I believe everyone should have the same rights. They say gay marriage ruins families and hurts kids. Well, I’ve had the privilege of seeing my gay friends being parents and watching their kids grow up in a loving environment…What damn right does anyone have to tell someone else how to live if they’re not hurting anyone?”
He’s a pitt pull on a political mission. After all, Angie used to date girls before Billy Bob and Brad. What else can the Jolie-Pitts really say?! They are humanitarians of the highest regard. Love them!
She’s just built a 300 square foot home for her dogs. It’s like a Chihuahua mini-me mansion.
The girl’s next BFF, should put her on a budget. You know it.
LA is the homeless Capitol of America. So this news brings on all sorts of wrong in a recession.
It’s nice to know that Paris loves her dogs though. So much. They are perhaps after all, her only true BFFs.
Yes. Yesterday’s big story, was Gidget, the Taco Bell commercials chihuahua, checked out at 15 years of age and went to the Big Taco Bell in The Sky. All of America was sad. Gidget became a trending topic on Twitter. American’s are nutso about their puppy dogs ya’ll.
Here’s Gidget at her finest in this clip!
Because Hollywood is so dog obsessed… even a superstar like Katherine Heigl loves talking about Mexican pooches to America from New York City.
Actually let’s blame David Letterman for feeding her that question.
Love Katherine Heigl. She’s so humble!
You know Twilight is a big success, when a one month old puppy dog, by a Twilight actor makes the cover of Modern Dog.
Believe it or not, Modern Dog, is a sought after Hollywood cover here in crazy town. Cute puppy, cute pics.
The Chinese love coloring their poodle puppies in. That’s different! A lady takes her two pet pooches for a walk on a street in Wuhan, China as Time Magazine captures the spectacle.
Thank gooness dogs are supposedly color blind. :)
Justin Gatson is alive and well… on twitter. Wahoo!
Jon Gosselin swears that his twin canines aren’t being abused by the Gosselin kids. Splash
… is his wolf like dog, Kola. Working the Hollywood PR machine, Kellan took Kola for a run today. Nice PR Mr Lutz. Way to work it! Kola is earning his dog biscuits, that’s for sure in the Lutz household. Together everyone achieves more! Taylor must have shouted Kellan a beer Jamba Juice for this bit of PR brilliance.
To see Kola’s ancient predecessors on film, go here: TAYLOR LAUTNER: 9 EASY STEPS FOR A BEEFCAKE BOY TO MORPH INTO A WOLF[source]
Prince Harry planted a tree at the Ground Zero site in New York yesterday. Between Prince Harry Windsor and First Lady Michelle Obama, these two world leaders are making gardening look very en vogue. 10 Hot Posts Right Now here in Hollywood for your entertainment and celebrity news on Horiwood.Com are:
Pass the poppers is the latest fad amongst dog lovers here in the USA!
They’re excellent for puppy training. I wonder if Bo Obama has some?
It’s all about Johnny Markoudakis, Lady Gaga’s best boyfriend and local West Hollywood barman tonight here in Hollywood. Here’s how you ranked your choices today.
Be a bigger person. Give hope today ~ Thank you!