DAY-UM, THEM PRATT COYOTE’S ARE QUICK!
Jessica Simpson, is still very upset, that a coyote snatched her baby puppy dog Daisy, Monday. Poor Jessica Simpson. Poor Daisy!
Meanwhile, the opportunistic Pratt Pack, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, are capitalizing on Jessica and Daisy’s misfortune.
Says People Magazine, Spencer brought Heidi a brand new 9 week-old maltipoo poodle (like Daisy), Tuesday. They’re so insensitive those two!
Says Heidi: “Spencer gave me the best pooch ever, a maltipoo puppy we have named Dolly.”
Hello, Heidi’s use of the royal ‘we’ word, is hysterical. What she means is Spencer named the dog Dolly after Dolly Parton, Jessica Simpson’s favorite singer. Ouch!
As meanness should not be glorified. Kindness is better. Here’s a picture of a Coyote, instead of Spencer and Heidi Pratt. Let’s be kind ya’ll. It’s the smartest way to be ever. Oh… and Glendale, The Hills and The Valley, put your puppies away at night.
GYPSY WOMAN OF HOLLYWOOD: THE CHRONICLES OF MISS PJ
Miss PJ is a dog who is 15 years old. Although she’s moving on in this world, her playful spirit, is still adventurous.
I call her Precious Joy, or Pineapple Juice when I’m feeling festive.
I have had more real adventures with Miss PJ in Hollywood into aspects of the human soul of America during a recession, than with what most people who write the Wall Street Journal would ever care to have. Dogs keep it real. They are not called man’s best friend for nothing.
PJ’s gift in my Hollywood life is that she sure knows how to find people in need. They are the faces of American recession in Hollywood. Here’s one of her finds and her adventures I’ll share with you today.
Gypsy Woman of Hollywood - by Horiwood
It’s laundry day and I am darn right out of quarters. Yes, although you pay top rent in West Hollywood, you still have to pay to use your apartment complex’s laundry room. Nothing is for free in America.
BECAUSE LA STREETS ARE SO CLEAN
Hayden Panettiere decided to carry her puppy with her everywhere.
She’s such a good little mother! Cute.
[Images by SLY/Fame Pictures]
LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE
You only have one life in the body you’re in. Live it well.
Passion. Focus. Results.
Here’s October’s O Magazine cover. The girl whose the Queen of TV Talk gets recession friendly in her jeans with her dog. Love it. Like Sam from the hit HBO TV Series, True Blood, that Oprah Winfrey is a transforming shape shifter.
It’s the way to survive the monsters of recession. Very smart from Gayle King as editor of O Magazine. The bylines are within reach of the people suffering under a cloud of economic recession. Nice one Gayle for making Oprah relevant again!
Props where props are due!
RETRO KIWI POP: SLICE OF HEAVEN
The reggae band Herbs and music legend, Dave Dobbyn once collaborated down under in New Zealand for the animated movie, Footrot Flats by cartoonist and filmmaker Murray Ball. It’s a film about a farm dog who is in love and his farmer owner, whose also in love.
Kinda like a Shakespearean play really where the major story line parodies the minor storyline. The dog is the star though. Of course!
The movie’s title song is called a Slice of Heaven. It’s an oldie but a goodie. Let’s press play on this retro Kiwi Pop hit, here in Hollywood.
Kiwi Pop is world famous ya’ll. You know it! By the way, Herbs are a hori (Maori band). So…… Enjoy!
A DOG IS A GIRL’S BEST FRIEND IN A RECESSION
Laura Bush, past First Lady of America, famously said that a dog is important in Washington DC as “at times one’s dog is your only true friend.”
In New York, popular actress, Blake Lively of Gossip Girl TV series, recently took her pet pooch to work for a day while she was filming. Gossip Girl has suffered shocking ratings last season due to it’s recession relevant content for most viewers in America. It also rated poorly in the UK too.
However, these young Gossip Girl stars are worthy of a spotlight, as they all try their darndest to lift their show’s ratings this season with a conscious effort to be seen to be doing things that are relatable like the rest of us. Every dog lover in America can relate to Blake in this pic with her adorable puppy. Blake is a smart girl!
Blake’s Maltipoo pooch is called Penny. How cute!
Ms Blake lively is the 9th highest paid actor in American TV, earning $50,000 per episode of Gossip Girl. This pic can’t hurt, in appearing more relevant to Gossip Girl’s audiences. Who can’t relate to a girl and a pup?
[Image via Splash]
THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – WED 8.5.09
Brad Pitt is #9
She’s beaten out The Pope and Barack Obama today as a news topic of interest. Q’orianka Kilcher, the actress who is perhaps best suited to play Leah Clearwater in the Twilight Saga’s Eclipse film is smoking hot news in Young Hollywood today on Horiwood.Com. There’s just no stopping her. Amazing!
As voted by you, worldwide, here’s your Top 10 news picks today. Enjoy!
2. IS THE POPE THE NEXT MICHAEL JACKSON OF MASSIVE GLOBAL ALBUM SALES?
3. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR PRESIDENT: BARACK OBAMA TURNS 48
4. NAKED PICS OF VANESSA HUDGENS ARE EVERYWHERE
5. EAT. PRAY. LOVE SAY JAMES FRANCO & JULIA ROBERTS
6. AMERICA’S FIRST LADY OF FASHION DESIGN, HAS THE BEST HEIRLOOM TOMATOES IN THE WORLD
7. ROBERT PATTINSON ONCE WAS A GANGLING BOY
8. KANYE WEST MORPHS INTO AMBER ROSE IN THE FUTURE OF STEM CELL RESEARCH
9. BRAD PITT PARADES HIS MARRIAGE EQUALITY INTENTIONS WITH ANGELINA JOLIE
10. JODELLE FERLAND JOINS ECLIPSE
BONUS POST: XENA & HERCULES TYPES: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HIKING IN THE WAITAKERE RANGES?
horiwood’slatest tweet is: “Vanessa Hudgens is a trending topic on twitter today. i can only think of 2 reasons why?”half a minute ago from web
Whoever would have thought that homegrown, heirloom tomatoes would rate on Horiwood.Com? Not me! Miss Elliette’s tomatoes have the magic touch.
Read #6. Too funny!
BRAD PITT PARADES HIS MARRIAGE EQUALITY INTENTIONS WITH ANGELINA JOLIE
Brad Pitt’s just been bleeting on in Parade magazine about his and Angelina Jolie’s stance on the M word. He says that “Maybe we’ll get married when it’s legal for everyone else. I believe everyone should have the same rights. They say gay marriage ruins families and hurts kids. Well, I’ve had the privilege of seeing my gay friends being parents and watching their kids grow up in a loving environment…What damn right does anyone have to tell someone else how to live if they’re not hurting anyone?”
He’s a pitt pull on a political mission. After all, Angie used to date girls before Billy Bob and Brad. What else can the Jolie-Pitts really say?! They are humanitarians of the highest regard. Love them!
PARIS HILTON IS CHIHUAHUA MAD
She’s just built a 300 square foot home for her dogs. It’s like a Chihuahua mini-me mansion.
The girl’s next BFF, should put her on a budget. You know it.
LA is the homeless Capitol of America. So this news brings on all sorts of wrong in a recession.
It’s nice to know that Paris loves her dogs though. So much. They are perhaps after all, her only true BFFs.
HORI2GO- 7.24.09
Yes.. Twilight Moms were at Comic Con?!!! Entertainment news on the fly, from Hollywood.
1. ROBERT PATTINSON LANDS HIS FIRST PEOPLE MAGAZINE COVER
2. POOR JESSICA SIMPSON, THE AUSTRALIAN MEDIA WEIGH IN!
3. OK! MAGAZINE SAY KRISTEN STEWART & ROBERT PATTINSON ARE HAVING SOME STEAMY NIGHTS TOGETHER
4. JAY-Z STEPS IT UP WITH DRAKE & RIRI
5. VH1 ANNOUNCES THEIR SPICY NEW REALITY TV SERIES LINE UP
6. COMIC CON: KRISTEN STEWART EXPLAINS THE TWILIGHT SAGA’S INSANE POPULARITY
7. JOE JACKSON GETS EXPLOITED FOR A DOMESTIC VIOLENCE PROMOTION
8. GIDGET CHECKS OUT TO THE TACO BELL IN THE SKY
GIDGET CHECKS OUT TO THE TACO BELL IN THE SKY
Yes. Yesterday’s big story, was Gidget, the Taco Bell commercials chihuahua, checked out at 15 years of age and went to the Big Taco Bell in The Sky. All of America was sad. Gidget became a trending topic on Twitter. American’s are nutso about their puppy dogs ya’ll.
Here’s Gidget at her finest in this clip!
KATHERINE HEIGL TALKS HER MEXICAN POOCH ON LETTERMAN
Because Hollywood is so dog obsessed… even a superstar like Katherine Heigl loves talking about Mexican pooches to America from New York City.
Actually let’s blame David Letterman for feeding her that question.
Love Katherine Heigl. She’s so humble!
TWILIGHT PUP: RACHELLE LEFEVRE GETS SOME PRESS
Rachelle Lefevre finally gets some press! Her puppy, is one month and two days, at the time that she did her interview with Modern Dog.
You know Twilight is a big success, when a one month old puppy dog, by a Twilight actor makes the cover of Modern Dog.
Believe it or not, Modern Dog, is a sought after Hollywood cover here in crazy town. Cute puppy, cute pics.
UM, HIDE THESE RAINBOW POODLES FROM PETA
The Chinese love coloring their poodle puppies in. That’s different! A lady takes her two pet pooches for a walk on a street in Wuhan, China as Time Magazine captures the spectacle.
Thank gooness dogs are supposedly color blind. :)
10 HOT POSTS RIGHT NOW
Justin Timberlake wants to write a book about golf. He’s gotta beat Jack Nicholson on the golf course first though, I think!
Meanwhile here in Hollywood on Horiwood.Com here’s 10 hot entertainment news posts right now. Enjoy!
1. JOHN MAYER ON HIS MICHAEL JACKSON TRIBUTE PERFROMANCE
2. NEW BEYONCE MUSIC VIDEO: SWEET DREAMS IS SIMPLE & SWEET
3. KUNG FU JACKSON ACTION: WAS PARIS JACKSON’S SPEECH IMPROMPTU OR PLANNED?
4. TWITTER’S TEEN OPRAH: MILEY CYRUS LOVES HER PEANUT BUTTER
5. MICHAEL JACKSON NEWS LINKS PARTY 7.8.09
6. KATY PERRY COVERS COSMOPOLITAN
7. AFTER MJ, LIFE & STYLE ARE BACK TO TWILIGHT: ROBERT PATTINSON & KRISTEN STEWART HAVE BROKEN UP
8. KELLY CLARKSON’S ALREADY GONE SINGLE COVER
9. ADHD VS ‘ART’: LADY GAGA GIMPS HERSELF FOR A PRESS CONFERENCE
10. JUSTIN GATSON TWEETS HIS NEW PUPPY LOVE
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JUSTIN GATSON TWEETS HIS NEW PUPPY LOVE
Justin Gatson is alive and well… on twitter. Wahoo!
I jumped in the back seat to take a picture with Ayden cause we had matching headbands24 minutes ago from TwitterFon
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JON GOSSELIN’S DOGS
Jon Gosselin swears that his twin canines aren’t being abused by the Gosselin kids. Splash
10 HOT POSTS RIGHT NOW
What are people reading in entertainment in Hollywood at this moment?
They’re reading about Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds stopping by the 2009 MTV Awards to present, only moments before their Hollywood Premiere of their film, The Proposal.
Not a bad effort at all from this funning star pairing. They are hardworking and fearless. Sandra Bullock is still mega funny and entertaining! Rocks!
Here are 10 Hot Posts Right Now on horiwood.com’s news coverage in The Entertainment Capitol of The World:
1. FAMILY PG RATED FILMS ARE ‘UP’ AND #1 AT THE BOX OFFICE
2. MTV MOVIE AWARDS THANKS TWILIGHT FOR ITS GOLDEN RATINGS BOOST
4. TUMMY TUCK ENVY: OCTO-MOM KICKS KATE GOSSELIN TO THE CURB
5. MARRIED COUPLES BEING “MEAN” – THE STORYLINES THAT “SELL” THE JON & KATE SHOW
6. FORGET KATE GOSSELIN’S BODYGUARD FOR A SECOND…
7. MILEY CYRUS ON SUSAN BOYLE’S “MELT DOWN”
8. PARIS HILTON TURNS DOWN BRUNO’S GENEROUS OFFER
9. KELLAN LUTZ TRIBUTE TO TAYLOR LAUTNER…
10. CLUTZES WE LOVE: KRISTEN STEWART & ROBBO’S ALMOST KISS TEASE…
KELLAN LUTZ TRIBUTE TO TAYLOR LAUTNER…
… is his wolf like dog, Kola. Working the Hollywood PR machine, Kellan took Kola for a run today. Nice PR Mr Lutz. Way to work it! Kola is earning his dog biscuits, that’s for sure in the Lutz household. Together everyone achieves more! Taylor must have shouted Kellan a beer Jamba Juice for this bit of PR brilliance.
To see Kola’s ancient predecessors on film, go here: TAYLOR LAUTNER: 9 EASY STEPS FOR A BEEFCAKE BOY TO MORPH INTO A WOLF[source]
10 HOT POSTS RIGHT NOW
Prince Harry planted a tree at the Ground Zero site in New York yesterday. Between Prince Harry Windsor and First Lady Michelle Obama, these two world leaders are making gardening look very en vogue. 10 Hot Posts Right Now here in Hollywood for your entertainment and celebrity news on Horiwood.Com are:
1. JON GOSSELIN’S MOMMA JANICE SPEAKS OUT
2. WAHOO! OCTO-MOM INKS A REALITY TV DEAL
3. IS LADY GAGA’S BOYFRIEND, JOHNNY MARKOUDAKIS ADAM LAMBERT’S TWIN BROTHER?
4. TIANA IS DISNEY’S FIRST BLACK ANIMATED PRINCESS
5. THE TWEEN LOVE PDA SHOW: TAYLOR LAUTNER & DISNEY’S SELNA GOMEZ
6. CAMERON DIAZ JETS FROM HAWAII TO SOHO
7. LEAKED RIHANNA & CHRIS BROWN PICS OF HAPPIER TIMES
8. WASHINGTON’S DELIGHT: NATALIE PORTMAN TEAMS UP WITH JAMES FRANCO IN “YOUR HIGHNESS”
LOL! DOG TREATS JUST GOT EXCITING!
Pass the poppers is the latest fad amongst dog lovers here in the USA!
They’re excellent for puppy training. I wonder if Bo Obama has some?
THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – WED 5.27.09
It’s all about Johnny Markoudakis, Lady Gaga’s best boyfriend and local West Hollywood barman tonight here in Hollywood. Here’s how you ranked your choices today.
1. JON AND KATE ARE NAVIGATING THEIR LOVE
3. IS LADY GAGA’S BOYFRIEND, JOHNNY MARKOUDAKIS ADAM LAMBERT’S TWIN BROTHER?
4. AMERICAN IDOL FINALE: ALISON IRAHETA & CINDY LAUPER WOW
5. MEL GIBSON SAYS HE’S OCTO-MEL ON JAY LENO
6. SHIRTLESS NEW MOON CHEMISTRY: ROBERT PATTINSON PLANTS A WET ONE ON TWILIGHT’S KRISTEN STEWART’S LIPS
7. MORE JOHNNY MARKOUDAKIS – LADY GAGA’S NEW BEST BOYFRIEND
8. ANNA PAQUIN FINDS TRUE LOVE WITH TRUE BLOOD COSTAR, STEPHEN MOYER
9. LOL! DONALD TRUMP GETS A PUPPY
10. BLACK EYED BREEZE: CHRIS BROWN’S BLACK EYE
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