Because she’s so important, Jennifer Aniston is on the cover of the Czech Republic’s Joy Magazine. After Angelina Jolie silently inherited Aniston’s princess baggage via partner Brad Pitt, Forbes Magazine finally checked Aniston’s mooching streak, by deservedly naming Angelina at just 34 years-of-age, the #1 celebrity in the world for 2009.
I’m glad somebody did. Thank you Forbes. Now Jenn will actually have to find another celebrity meal ticket that will kindly adopt her. Jenn has been subtly playing the sympathy card and riding Angelina’s ‘home wrecking‘ coattails for years now; in between “hanging out at Courtney and David’s house” and going to work sometimes by appearing in the odd film. We’ve given Jenn our empathetic movie ticket dollars for years now! It’s just got to stop! Young emerging actors now need them in a recession.
Playing the spurned ‘other woman’ to Angelina has been Aniston’s MAIN gig for half a decade now. Forbes totally called her on it by moving Angie up to #1. It’s now time for Jennifer Aniston to put down her hair straightening tongs for a Hollywood minute and book a plane ticket to a third world country… not just Mexico for margaritas on the beach… a real one!
Jennifer, all of America and the world gives you their blessing and permission to finally grow up, go to Africa and make a difference too! On that note…
Here’s 10 Hot Posts right now in Hollywood on Horiwood.Com
1. RIHANNA LIGHTS UP THE LAKERS GAME
2. WILL BEYONCE FILM HER MUSIC VIDEO FOR HER SONG ‘VIDEO PHONE’ ON AN iPHONE 3G S?
3. AGELESS SHAKESPEARE: JUDE LAW IS HAMLET IN LONDON
4. SCHRODINGER’S CAT: SIMON COWELL & SUSAN BOYLE
5. KATE HUDSON GOES COUNTRY IN OKLAHOMA
6. JESSICA SIMPSON LOVES THE MIU MIU
7. STEPHEN COBERT IS MORE THAN JUST HIS HAIR
8. JESUS LUZ HITS THE BOXING RING FOR D & G
9. SELENA GOMEZ GETS THE CHOP
10. ZAC EFRON & LEONARDO DICAPRIO REVISIT THE LAKERS TOGETHER
June 9, 2009 | Categories: Entertainment Celebrity News | Tags: Miley Cyrus, BEYONCE, AMERICAN IDOL, Rihanna, Angelina Jolie, Heidi Klum, Kobe Bryant, Basketball Diaries, London, Fashion, Madonna, I Am Sasha Fierce, Disney, Leonardo DiCaprio, Hollywood Entertainment News, Jude Law, Iraq, UK, iphone, Apple, LA Lakers, I Am Tour, Giving Is Good, Charity, Selena Gomez, William Shakespeare, Simon Cowell, A-Rod, Alex Rodriguez, Jessica Simpson, Hair, Health, Scotland, Mobile Telephony, Entertainment, Country, Courtney Cox, Seal, Susan Boyle, Britains Got Talent, Steven Klein, Blackburn, Ashlee Simpson, Melrose Place, Kate Hudson, Pete Wentz, Fall Out Boy, Bronx Mogli, basketball, Smiles, 10 Hot Posts Right Now, Celebrities, Tee Shirts, Melissa Joan Hart, Pebbles, Orlando Magic, Sony Music, Hamlet, Schrodinger, Erwin Schrodinger, Schrodinger's Cat, Pebble, The Killer Inside Me, Casey Afleck, Oklahoma, Miu Miu, Healthy Living, Stephen Colbert, David Gandy, Noah Mills, Adam Senn, Julienne Quevenne, Dolce & Gabanna, Eva Horzigova, Fashion Advertising, Video Phone, iPhone 3G S, mobile phone technology, A Time for Heroes, A Time for Heroes Celebrity Carnival, Tee Shirt Design, Zac Efron | No comments, David Arquette | Leave A Comment »

WWD has revealed that Madonna’s boy toy, Jesus Luz, heading the 2009 Dolce & Gabanna ad campaign.
Luz is in a line up with David Gandy, Noah Mills, Adam Senn, Julienne Quevenne, and Eva Herzigova. The campaign was shot by usual suspect Steven Klein.
When it comes to starring in a Dolce & Gabanna campaign, it pays to know Madonna!
June 8, 2009 | Categories: Entertainment Celebrity News | Tags: Adam Senn, David Gandy, Dolce & Gabanna, Eva Horzigova, Fashion, Fashion Advertising, Julienne Quevenne, Madonna, Noah Mills, Steven Klein | 1 Comment »
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I’m glad somebody did. Thank you Forbes. Now Jenn will actually have to find another celebrity meal ticket that will kindly adopt her. Jenn has been subtly playing the sympathy card and riding Angelina’s ‘home wrecking‘ coattails for years now; in between “hanging out at Courtney and David’s house” and going to work sometimes by appearing in the odd film. We’ve given Jenn our empathetic movie ticket dollars for years now! It’s just got to stop! Young emerging actors now need them in a recession.
Playing the spurned ‘other woman’ to Angelina has been Aniston’s MAIN gig for half a decade now. Forbes totally called her on it by moving Angie up to #1. It’s now time for Jennifer Aniston to put down her hair straightening tongs for a Hollywood minute and book a plane ticket to a third world country… not just Mexico for margaritas on the beach… a real one!
Jennifer, all of America and the world gives you their blessing and permission to finally grow up, go to Africa and make a difference too! On that note…
Here’s 10 Hot Posts right now in Hollywood on Horiwood.Com
1. RIHANNA LIGHTS UP THE LAKERS GAME
2. WILL BEYONCE FILM HER MUSIC VIDEO FOR HER SONG ‘VIDEO PHONE’ ON AN iPHONE 3G S?
3. AGELESS SHAKESPEARE: JUDE LAW IS HAMLET IN LONDON
4. SCHRODINGER’S CAT: SIMON COWELL & SUSAN BOYLE
5. KATE HUDSON GOES COUNTRY IN OKLAHOMA
6. JESSICA SIMPSON LOVES THE MIU MIU
7. STEPHEN COBERT IS MORE THAN JUST HIS HAIR
8. JESUS LUZ HITS THE BOXING RING FOR D & G
9. SELENA GOMEZ GETS THE CHOP
10. ZAC EFRON & LEONARDO DICAPRIO REVISIT THE LAKERS TOGETHER
June 9, 2009 | Categories: Entertainment Celebrity News | Tags: Miley Cyrus, BEYONCE, AMERICAN IDOL, Rihanna, Angelina Jolie, Heidi Klum, Kobe Bryant, Basketball Diaries, London, Fashion, Madonna, I Am Sasha Fierce, Disney, Leonardo DiCaprio, Hollywood Entertainment News, Jude Law, Iraq, UK, iphone, Apple, LA Lakers, I Am Tour, Giving Is Good, Charity, Selena Gomez, William Shakespeare, Simon Cowell, A-Rod, Alex Rodriguez, Jessica Simpson, Hair, Health, Scotland, Mobile Telephony, Entertainment, Country, Courtney Cox, Seal, Susan Boyle, Britains Got Talent, Steven Klein, Blackburn, Ashlee Simpson, Melrose Place, Kate Hudson, Pete Wentz, Fall Out Boy, Bronx Mogli, basketball, Smiles, 10 Hot Posts Right Now, Celebrities, Tee Shirts, Melissa Joan Hart, Pebbles, Orlando Magic, Sony Music, Hamlet, Schrodinger, Erwin Schrodinger, Schrodinger's Cat, Pebble, The Killer Inside Me, Casey Afleck, Oklahoma, Miu Miu, Healthy Living, Stephen Colbert, David Gandy, Noah Mills, Adam Senn, Julienne Quevenne, Dolce & Gabanna, Eva Horzigova, Fashion Advertising, Video Phone, iPhone 3G S, mobile phone technology, A Time for Heroes, A Time for Heroes Celebrity Carnival, Tee Shirt Design, Zac Efron | No comments, David Arquette | Leave A Comment »