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HORIWOOD’S TOP 10 – MON 8.17.09

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Kristen Stewart’s simplicity and beauty dazzles on the cover of Dazed & Confused magazine.  Totally trippy! While Madonna celebrated her 51st birthday,with three of her children. Even trippyer! She’s looking good.

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When the city of Los Angeles votes their news topics of interest each day in Hollywood, here’s how it looks:

1. THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – SUN 8.16.09

2. KARDASHIAN FAMILY FASHION IS THE #1 TRENDING TOPIC ON THE AMERICAN BRAIN

3. ANNA PAQUIN LEADS TRUE BLOOD TO HBO’S RATINGS GOLD

4. KELLAN LUTZ HAS BULKED UP FOR ECLIPSE

5. LIKE MJ, BEYONCE GIVES A HELPING HAND

6. HORIWOOD’S TOP RANKING CELEBRITIES LIST FOR 2009

7. WHAT DOES A NEW YORK TIMES #1 BEST SELLING AUTHOR LOOL LIKE?

8. TOP BOLLYWOOD STARS IN THE WORLD

9. HEIDI MONTAG’S HUSTLE IS “DIRTY RICH” ON PLAYBOY

10. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE PARODIES LADY GAGA’S “MEDIOCRE FACE” SONG

Bonus Post: WHITE PEOPLE BEHAVING BADLY 3: “DIFFERENT STROKES” TEA PARTY PROTEST SIGN

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HEIDI MONTAG’S HUSTLE IS “DIRTY RICH” ON PLAYBOY

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Heidi Montag’s playboy pics are the third most  sought after topic of interest on internet search engines in America today.

Who ever thought that Heidi Montag in a bikini could cause the specialized field of Search Engine Optimization to skyrocket like this today, with Heidi Montag’s name (brand and branding) on the world wide web? Not me.

I was reading Star Magazine today and in its pages, Star jokes about what the name of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s first child should be. The Magazine listed names like Dollar  and Hustle as  an appropriate name for the shameless couples’ firstborn.

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That’s a bit harsh. But I did like Hustle for their  baby’s name. It’s so  LA and definitely so what Heidi and Spencer are about, using their reality TV show, The Hills, to actually sell themselves in any way, shape of form (like Heidi’s  breast implants in a bikini on the cover, for example), to make their first $10 million.  

The fact that Heidi is the #3 most searched for topic out of any hobby, interest, person, news item, government policy, health care reform issue, stem cell research development topic, or the future of  graphene powered energy; or any  major event in America today — just shows that her hustle is working. She’s blitzed America today with her Playboy campaign. Republicans should be proud of her. Heidi Montag for most famous GOP member today.

Oh, btw: for those of you outside of America, the GOP are the conservative lot. Can you see this in  Heidi’s Playboy pics today? Yes, of course you can.. (not!) They are also  the gay bashers and the uber-racists of America, but that whole hater ‘tude can tend to go hand in hand with Playboy covers and pics,  like these.

It’s  the flip side of  over obsessive conservatives. Balance and grace is desperately needed.

Looking at  the positive aspect though (If  there is one!), I like the way Heidi “tastefully” only appears in her bikini. She’s not topless or  completely naked. The mud smeared all over her makes reference to the time she got sick to the point of vomiting and she was crying  her eyeballs  out in shock and distress, stranded in the dirty jungles of Costa Rica when she was appearing in the I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here reality TV series.

I still can’t believe that all  internet users of America’s 330 million people base, are mainly looking for Heidi today. She needs to do  ’a Lauren Conrad’ about now, while she has such a huge audience interested in her at this second and write a book next. Lauren’s book, LA Candy is a New York Time’s Best Seller.

Writing a book is so much smarter than doing a Playboy cover. But the truth is, sadly, Heidi is probably making more money than Lauren’s book sales of LA Candy, with Heidi’s Playboy cover appearance fee. More spreads like this will follow. As Lady  Gaga sings “Dirty Rich” is the name of Young Hollywood in the Fame Game. It may not be right, but that’s  what these girls know is what’s really going on. They’re cashing in, while they’re young.

It makes me annoyed, that smart girls like  Lauren Conrad, who do the right thing, don’t always get  rewarded. They should. Dirty girls get rewarded. This is America. It’s human nature, blown out of proportion to extremes.

You just know that Heidi and Spencer are going to be photographed sitting in Church next month, with Heidi buttoned up to her neck in some colonial styled outfit for a month of Sundays.

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But for this month, the newlywed  Pratts  are happy to be looking dirty. It’s paying. Spencer Pratt is such a pimp. He is not a husband.  If  Heidi is smart she will put  her Playboy check in a trust fund, for Dollar Pratt and Hustle Pratt’s therapy. (I say Dollar AND Hustle together because, you just know these two fame whores are going to have twins by  IVF as their first birth experience  as parents).

Twins will get them more exposure, and Heidi will probably have them by surrogate mother too, as she doesn’t want to ruin her bikini body, while she shoots more bikini covers.

If Heidi does put her Playboy check in a trust fund for her kids, she will ensure that Spencer can’t touch the money that Heidi, mainly, makes. You know it. That’s what’s really going on in this marriage as these pics clearly show.

[Horiwood.Com is an entertainment news site reporting news from Hollywood. Heidi Montag's Playboy pics are the third biggest news story in America today, as at 8.16.09. Pardon the embellishments! ]


THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – SAT 8.15.09

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Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston share an uncanny similarity in the same taste in…. leather dresses. Funny that. Here’s the top 10 posts on Horiwood.Com today here in Hollywood, LA, California.

1. V MAGAZINE OUT TAKE: LADY GAGA PIC

2. VANESSA HUDGENS GROWS UP IN HER FILM ROLE CHOICES

3. FARRAH FAWCETT COVERS PEOPLE MAGAZINE

4. TWILIGHT’S KELAN LUTZ FLAUNTS HIS SEXY

5. ZOE KRAVITZ- BOHEMIAN ROCK CHIC – NEW YORK FASHIN WEEK

6. THE VAMPIRE LIST: THE 20 TOP VAMPIRES OF ENTERTAINMENT HISTORY

7. BRITNEY SPEARS LOSES 20 POUNDS IN 4 WEEKS

8. ZAC EFRON: WALKS THE LINE IN HOLLYWOOD

9. SMASHPROOF – IT’S FRIDAY IN HOLLYWOOD

10. TOP RANKING CELEBRITIES LIST FOR 2009

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HORIWOOD’S TOP RANKING CELEBRITIES LIST FOR 2009

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Blog numbers don’t lie on the internet. Their numbers are 3-4 months ahead of magazines in who the world’s biggest stars are.

These are the top ranking stars and celebrities so far this year, here in Hollywood. For whatever reason, you the global audience on Horiwood.Com voted for them and gave them the attention you feel they deserve as entertainers who amuse you. Enjoy your celebrities for 2009!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may be what everyone perceive to be the most searched for celebrities in the world, but it is actually surprise up-and-coming stars, like Nikki Reid of The Twilight Saga, Johnny Markoudakis of West Hollywood and Miss Tessa (a fashion designer, artist and model) of New Zealand who keep the fame game interesting.

Of course Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett’s deaths and Rihanna’s domestic violence issue with Chris Brown have been some of the biggest media moments this year in entertainment. 2009′s popularity this year however, has to belong to author Stephenie Meyer and the bevvy of young Hollywood actors that she created and spun into young Hollywood superstars with her Twilight Saga novels through Summit Entertainment.

Of noteworthy significance is what Stephenie Meyer has done for Native American people in giving young American ‘Indian’ actors a center stage spotlight in mainstream cinemas again in our times. That’s amazing today, as the blog numbers show.

So, it’s with great pleasure that I present to you, your 50 top celebrities on Horiwood.Com. Thanks Team.

1. NIKKI REID :She is the naughty girl of the Twilight Saga film franchise, whose often held under wraps, by Summit Entertainment. When the heat was on Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson’s chemistry, it was Nikki’s scene stealing appearance with Native American Indian youngster, Taylor Lautner, that garnered Nikki Reid the top spot all year on Horiwood.Com. This one pic is the most searched for on this entertainment and news website in Hollywood. Reid is a big ‘sleeping’ star in the making.

2. DAVID CARRADINE: the veteran, Hollywood actor’s kinky & mysterious death, was a fascinating look  into the darker side of human nature. People all over the world are still interested in David Carradine’s tragic passing.

3. KATHERINE HEIGLShe’s one of the most underpaid TV actresses in prime time. Blake Lively of Gossip Girl earns thousands more than Heigl does on hit medic show, Grey’s Anatomy. Heigl’s costar, Ellen Pompeio does too. Despite, being under appreciated in the TV pay stakes and being gracious about it, Katherine Heigl is often framed as a b*tch by LA media. However, my friends who work on the set of Grey’s each day, say that you will never find a sweeter star whose more of a team player in Hollywood than “Ms Heigl.”

Her divaness to turn on a show Hollywood style becomes apparent on the red carpet,  or in the quirky romantic comedy films she appears in (Knocked Up and The Ugly Truth). Heigl channels old Hollywood glamour. She is the real deal, and comes in at #3 on Horiwoood.Com’s most searched for celebrities.

4. HAYDEN PANETTIERE: The stories that the film crew of Heroes TV series, tell in Hollywood of Hayden Panettiere are hysterical. This girl is not a child in any way, but she has a cult teen following here in America. Hayden Panettiere is a young actress who fascinates American girls. They all want to be like her. This image of Hayden in a country straw hat, and cut off shorts, clocks in at number 4 for the year to date, on Horiwood.Com. America loves a country girl gone bad. Add Heroes’ action, super-powers to her and Hayden Panettiere has it made.

5. LADY GAGAWhen it comes to the world of pop, there is no other debut artist who has made the impressions with music, attitude and show-personship than Stefani Germanotta’s Lady Gaga creation. She always brings the fierce, is a great songwriter and lyricist; and Lady Gaga will wear anything outrageous to capture a headline every week. She’s a relentless marketing machine. However, it is her claim that Lady Gaga is bisexual, that ensured her rise to  fame this year, as this post proves on Horiwood.Com. 

6. AMBER ROSE: She is not a singer, she is not an actress. Her claim to fame is that she is an African American model, who happened to date hip hop artist, Kanye West. But Amber Rose totally fascinates people daily on Horiwood.Com. She is the most underrated person on the celebrity set in America. But her fame online supersedes many stars who still say that they are stars. The internet never lies. That’s Amber Rose’s proof in today’s celebrity rankings. This girl is huge!

Her sultry beauty and no nonsense diva attitude, combine the best of fashion, urban chic groove and hip hop music. She just is who she is, a true star as her ratings position and popularity reveals on Horiwood.Com. Amber Rose is the new Nicole Richie, basically.

 7. KRISTEN STEWART: The Twilight Saga’s, Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse films show how one author’s vision can create a superstar if they have the beauty, smarts and chops to fill the role. Stephenie Meyer gave actress Kristin Stewart, the chance to show the world who she really is. She’s a stunner and a big star on Horiwood.Com. LA raised, Stewart’s family all work in film, on the crew side of the production line. When Kristen stepped over the gaffer tape line, she has never looked back and a superstar, playing Twilight’s Bella was born.

I love her singing voice too. Like her face, her voice is so pretty and soulful. A girl who can make both Robert Pattinson hot and also Taylor Lautner so  hot, has got to have enough sensuality to do this. Stewart proves she has. She is often a hate target of bloggers like PerezHilton.Com and female fans in love with her costar, Robert Pattinson, but Stewart keeps going from strength to strength here in her native LA. We love her!

8. MILEY CYRUSShe is because she is. She stepped into the ready made American shoes, of Britney Spears, teen pop star sensationalism. Having met Miley Cyrus in person, there is nothing to explain why America’s reigning teen superstar has the ranking that she does on Horiwood.Com with our global audience. I swear, Miley is so much prettier in person. She’s also incredibly smart. In person, Cyrus is so humble. That’s the shocking part. She’s a bundle of sweetness that fears God and who is naughty a lot too like any kid her own age, adjusting, growing and living life.

In spite of being a global megastar, Miley Cyrus is just such an American teenager! Love her!!!

9. MICHAEL JACKSONHe was the King of Pop and the third most famous person on the planet, after the Queen of England and The Pope. The world stopped to honor a person who was rich in complexity and talent. He paved the way for all African Americans to be loved in high profile positions in America and worldwide. This cannot be diminished or forgotton as your votes this year show today.

There will never be a performer quite like Michael Jackson. Barry Gordy described Michael Jackson as “the greatest entertainer on the planet” at his memorial service. Too true!

10. FARRAH FAWCETTCharlie’s Angels hottest star ever. The beauty of Farrah Fawcett was always her strength of spirit. This became apparent as the lovely Farrah left this world, losing her battle to anal cancer. She ranks by all audience viewers worldwide at #10 on Horiwood.Com so far in 2009. What a gem of a human being!

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THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – SAT 8.8.09

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Hollywood producer, Kevin Williamson is having a big year. He’s the brains behind Scream and The Vampire Diaries debut next month on the CW. Scary guys who write and produce are the architects of Hollywood.

From the city of Hollywood and your favorite Kiwi blogger in LA (I’m the only one, LOL!), here’s the top 10 entertainment news topics of interest that you chose today worldwide. Enjoy! Happy Saturday:

1. HAYDEN PANETTEIRE PIC

2. NIKKI REED AND TAYLOR LAUTNER PIC

3. DIVA SIDEKICK AMBER ROSE

4. THE GLOBE CLAIMS PRESIDENT OBAMA’S BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS A FAKE

5. NAKED PICS OF VANESSA HUDGENS ARE EVERYWHERE

6. WHAT DOES A NEW YORK TIMES #1 BEST SELLING AUTHOR LOOK LIKE?

7. POOR JILLIAN HARRIS: BETRAYAL ALWAYS SUCKS

8. HEIDI MONTAG IS IN PLAYBOY: YAWN… THE DEVIL MADE HER DO IT

9. FARRAH FAWCETT COVERS PEOPLE MAGAZINE

10. AMERICA’S FIRST LADY OF FASHION DESIGN, MISS ELLIETTE, HAS THE BEST HEIRLOOM TOMATOES IN THE WORLD

TWILIGHT’S BONUS POST: 10 TWILIGHT SAGA ECLIPSE NEWS POSTS ON HORIWOOD.COM 8.8.09

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FROM HAWAII: THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – TUE 6.16.09

ElvisBlueHawaiiAs you know, Horiwood is blogging from Hawaii this week. It’s very  spesh here, in The Obama State of America. Just one day here, let’s you know how much Barack Obama gave up to become America’s 44th president. It’s so stunning. Meanwhile, here’s how you ranked your top entertainment news choices on Horiwood.Com. Aloha ya’ll.

1. KATY PERRY AS A SUSHI POP PLATTER? MTV AWARDS JAPAN

2. QUOTE OF THE DAY 1: MEGAN FOX ON OLIVIA WILDE 

3. BRILLIANT DIALOGUE: THE HANG OVER QUOTES

4. TWILIGHT LOOKS TO THE FIRST NATIONS INDIAN SISTERHOOD FOR ECLIPSE

5. JENNIFER ANISTON FINDS NEW BOUNTY WITH GERARD BUTLER

6. TALENTLESS PARIS HILTON STEALS LADY GAGA’S HAIR BOW

7. ANNA PAQUIN LEADS TRUE BLOOD TO HBO’S RATINGS GOLD

8. FILM PRODUCER TISH CYRUS IS ON SET WITH DAUGHTER MILEY

9. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE PARODIES LADY GAGA’S “MEDIOCRE FACE” SONG

10. HEIDI MONTAG IS IN PLAYBOY: YAWN… THE DEVIL MADE HER DO IT


THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – SUN 6.14.09

PiersMorganFlamePiers Morgan of Britain’s Got Talent and Americas Got Talent, gets his gear off to promote Flame. You just know Simon Cowell got asked to do this but turned it down. Piers looks good.

HORIWOOD’S TOP 10 POSTS ARE:

1.  DAVID CARRADINE DEATH RACE TRAILER PROVIDES A PHOTO FINISH ENDING

2. QUOTE OF THE DAY 1: MEGAN FOX ON OLIVIA

3. KEITH LEWIS & CARRIE PREJEAN CREATE: GUESS THE CELEBRITY BREAST IMPLANTS GAME

4. CHELSEA HANDLER SAYS SUSAN BOYLE SHOULD FRONT ROCKER GROUP QUEEN

5. DAVID CARRIDINE’S FUNERAL IS ATTENDED BY HUNDREDS IN HOLLYWOOD

6. QUOTE OF THE DAY 2: OLIVIA WILDE ON MEGAN FOX

7. ADAM LAMBERT’S 20/20 INTERVIEW

8. DAVID CARRADINE’S DEATH PHOTO

9. SELENA GOMEZ WANTS “IN” ON TWILIGHT’S TAYLOR LAUTNER’S TWILIGHT STAR GLOW

10. BRILLIANT DIALOGUE: THE HANG OVER QUOTES

GIMME MORE: 10 HOT POSTS RIGHT NOW

BONUS 1: DISNEY PICKS TAYLOR KITSCH TO GIVE ROBERT PATTISON AND ZAC EFRON A RUN FOR THE BOX OFFICE MONEY

BONUS 2:  LADY GAGA LOOKS LIKE A RACOON IN SINGAPORE! PiersMorganFlame2Splash, Wenn.com


THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – SUN 6.13.09

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The buzz today is all about Robert Pattinson’s potential to be named the Sexiest Man Alive in 2009 and Paris Hilton and Cristian Ronaldo’s dangerous flirtation in Hollywood, Thursday and Friday.

But it’s all about Chelsea Handler and  Shanna Moakler Saturday for Pride Weekend. Here’s how you ranked your entertainment news here in Hollywood today on Horiwood.Com

1. TWILIGHT & NEW MOON’S PRIDE WEEKEND – 6.13.09

2. CHER’S DAUGHTER CHASTITY BONO IS BECOMING CHAZ

3. DUSTIN LANCE BLACK: THE OSCAR WINNER’S STATEMENT

4. THEY’RE CALLING IT THE SUSAN BOYLE CONCERT IN BIRMINGHAM, UK!

5. IS LADY GAGA’S BOYFRIEND, JOHNNY MARKOUDAKIS, ADAM LAMBERT’S TWIN BROTHER?

6. THE SOCIALITE & THE SOCCER STAR: PARIS HILTON & CRISTIAN RONALDO HOOK UP AT MY PLACE

7. MILEY CYRUS AND NICK JONAS GO JET SKIING

8. DAVID CARRADINE’S DEATH PHOTO

9. DAVID CARRADINE DEATH RACE TRAILER PROVIDES A PHOTO FINISH ENDING

10. KEITH LEWIS & CARRIE PREJEAN CREATE: GUESS THE CELEBRITY BREAST IMPLANTS GAME OF HOLLYWOOD FOR AMERICA


THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – FRI 6.12.09

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C for yourself tonight! Clinton, Chastity-Chaz, de-crowned Carrie and Carradine all lead Hollywood’s most viewed news stories today, Friday, on Horiwood.Com. Congratulations to Madonna on official word from Malawi that her adoption case has been approved. This is how you ranked them today. Thank you.

HORIWOOD’S TOP 10 ARE:

1. HILARY CLINTON IS ATTACKING HUNGER AT ITS ROOTS

2. KEITH LEWIS & CARRIE PREJEAN CREATE: GUESS THE CELEBRITY BREAST IMPLANTS GAME IN AMERICA

3. CHER’S DAUGHTER CHASTITY BONO IS BECOMING CHAZ

4. MILEY CYRUS AND NICK JONAS GO JET SKIING

5. DAVID CARRADINE’S DEATH PHOTO

6. DAVID CARRADINE DEATH RACE TRAILER PROVIDES A PHOTO FINISH ENDING

7. OK! REPORT THAT ROBERT PATTINSON ASKS KRISTEN STEWART TO MAKE UP HER FREAKIN MIND!

8. MEGAN FOX COVERS ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: TALKS MARRIAGE AND ANGELINA JOLIE

9. JON & KATE GOSSELIN: MOPED LOVE

10. DEREK FISHER SAVES KOBE’S LA LAKERS IN GAME 4 AGAINST ORLANDO MAGIC AS TIGER WOODS AND ELLEN WOODS CHEER THEM ON!

Be the celebrity you wish to see more of in the world

Give more. Smile more. Always have courage

to love.


10 HOT POSTS RIGHT NOW

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Amber Rose is now single. Hot!

1. THE APPLE DOESN’T FALL TOO FAR FROM THE TREE: MICHAEL DOUGLAS, KIRK DOUGLAS

2. CUTE TV: PRESIDENT OBAMA WRITES A GET OUT OF SCHOOL NOTE

3. AMERICAN IDOL’S LADS DO IDENTITY POLITICS: LAMBERT, ALLEN, COWELL, SEACREST

4. HILARY CLINTON IS ATTACKING HUNGER AT ITS ROOTS

5. OSCAR WINNER DUSTIN LANCE BLACK GETS MILKED BY A SPURNED LOVER AS HIS NAKED SEX PICS GO ON SALE

6. DAVID LETTERMAN & SARAH PALIN… THE JOKES CONTINUE

7. KEITH LEWIS & CARRIE PREJEAN CREATE: GUESS THE CELEBRITY BREAST IMPLANTS GAME 2009 IN AMERICA

8. ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE GOSSELIN FAMILY CIRCUS…

9. IRAN FAKES DEMOCRACY IN ELECTION

10. LOL! KATE GOSSELIN DOES HER BEST JENNIFER ANISTON IMPERSONATION ON THE COVER OF US WEEKLY!


10 HOT POSTS RIGHT NOW

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It’s all about Kobe Bryant and Derek Fisher’s LA LAkers win over the Orlando Magic, here in LA today as the City recovers from on the edge of your seat entertainment on the basketball court, Thursday. From Hollywood on Horiwood.Com here’s 10 Hot Posts Right Now:

1. IT WAS THE WEEK OF RELATIONSHIP SPLITS

2. MILEY CYRUS AND NICK JONAS GO JET SKIING IN SAVANNAH, GEORGIA

3. DEREK FISHER SAVES KOBE’S LA LAKERS IN GAME 4 AGAINST THE ORLANDO MAGIC, WHILE TIGER AND ELLEN WOODS CHEER BRYANT ON!

4. THE SOCIALITE & THE SOCCER STAR: PARIS HILTON & CRISTIAN RONALDO MEET AT MY HOUSE

5. USHER FILES FOR DIVORCE

6. NIVEA HAMILTON IS EXPECTING LIL WAYNE’S CHILD

7. CHER’S DAUGHTER CHASTITY BONO IS BECOMING CHAZ

8. KEITH LEWIS & CARRIE PREJEAN CREATE: GUESS THE CELEBRITY BREAST IMPLANTS GAME OF AMERICA

9. KATE GOSSELIN’S POWER COMPLEX MAKES HER TAUNT HER KIDS

10. UMA THURMAN AT HARPER’S BAZAAR: LOVE


HEIDI MONTAG IS IN PLAYBOY: YAWN… THE DEVIL MADE HER DO IT

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The Hills (of silicone) are on display in Playboy.

Heidi Pratt’s breast implants that were screaming in her chest, “I’m a celebrity get me out of here,” while Heidi was such a douche in the jungle of Costa Rica with her even douchier pimp husband, Spencer Pratt, are set to get their own 15 minutes of fake fame.

Heidi confirmed to People, “There is nudity. It’s tasteful – [I] had a lot of fun with it.”

Yawn… you just know Heidi’s press is going to be: “The devil made me do it,”  when asked about her faith and the nude spread. What’s next for Heidi, let’s hope she does some real acting, soon. And Spencer, needs to stop pimping out Heidi like that. He’s shocker, nasty, bad!


THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – THU 6.11.09

i-DMagazineCoverJune2009On Horiwood.Com we love to look at the topic of identity and how celebrities for good or bad, choose to define theirs. Here’s how you ranked your top news on Horiwood.Com today.

HORIWOOD’S TOP 10 POSTS ARE:

1. KEITH LEWIS & CARRIE PREJEAN CREATE: GUESS THE CELEBRITY BREAST IMPLANTS GAME IN AMERICA

2. GUNMAN JAMES W VON BRUNN HAD A MIND LIKE A NAZI GAS CHAMBER

3. TWEEN CASTING HEATS UP IN HOLLYWOOD AS HAYDEN PANNETIERE VIES FOR A ROLE IN FOOTLOOSE

4. VIDEO OF JOHN VOIGHT’S CONTROVERSIAL SPEECH WHERE HE CALLS OBAMA A FALSE PROPHET

5. QUOTE OF THE DAY – KRISTEN STEWART ON ROBERT PATTINSON

6. DAVID CARRADINE’S DEATH PHOTO

7.ROLLING STONES ADAM LAMBERT COVER IS OUT

8. DAVID CARRADINE’S MORGUE PICTURES ARE NOT SAFE

9. MILEY CYRUS IS #1 TWEEN QUEEN IN NEW POLL

10. JENNIFER ANISTON FINDS NEW BOUNTY WITH GERARD BUTLER 

BONUS SUPER POST FOR TWILIGHT FANS: TWILIGHT & NEW MOON STAR NEWS ON HORIWOOD.COM 6.11.09


10 HOT POSTS RIGHT NOW

DanicaPatricxShapeCoverDanica Patrick reveals that beneath her racing car driver’s jump suit, is a hot bikini body too on the cover of Shape Magazine. Here in Hollywood here’s 10 hot entertainment and celebrity news posts right now:

1. KIRSTEN STEWART BRUSHES UP ON HER GUITAR SKILLS

2. CONCERNED TOO ABOUT RISING HATE CRIMES IN AMERICA? SHARE THIS BOOK!

3. KEITH LEWIS & CARRIE PREJEAN CREATE: GUESS THE CELEBRITY IMPLANTS GAME

4. TRUE BLOOD’S SEASON 2 TRAILER IS HOT!

5. DAVID CARRADINE DID NOT COMMIT SUICIDE, SECOND AUTOPSY REVEALS

6. ANNA PAQUIN IS A STRONG CONTENDER TO LEAD TRUE BLOOD TO EMMYS GLORY

7. 6 STORIES OF DAVID BECKHAM, EMPORIO ARMANI

8. FIDDY HAS GOT FRAGRANT POWER

9. PARIS DUMPS HER HOLLYWOOD POSER’S ADVICE ONTO SUSAN BOYLE… AS WELL AS DUMPING DOUG REINHARDT

10. MEGAN FOX: HER PLAN TO SAVE THE EARTH


THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – WED 6.10.09

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On our entertainment and celebrities news website here in Hollywood today we experienced a record breaking day thanks to our worldwide audiences obsession with Horiwood.Com. Thanks team!

On a more sobering note, our thoughts are with the Jewish Community and the Carradine family in their grief today. On the back of a heavily criticized Department of Homeland Security Report on right-wing extremism that was released in April, America was warned precisely of the type of violent anti-Semitic activity that occurred at the Holocaust Memorial Museum in Washington D.C. today at the hands of James Von Brunn, an octogenarian white supremacist.

Media also have fears for President Barack Obamas safety in addition to the safety of the Jewish community. Let’s all be mindful that hate, never breeds love or peace. Enjoy your top ranking news posts today. Thank you all.

HORIWOOD’S TOP 10 POSTS TODAY ARE:

1. 10 HOT TWILIGHT & NEW MOON POSTS RIGHT NOW

2. OK! UK SAY ROBERT PATTINSON & KRISTEN STEWART ARE AN ITEM

3. KEITH LEWIS & CARRIE PREJEAN CREATE: GUESS THE CELEBRITY IMPLANTS GAME

4. GUNMAN JAMES W VON BRUNN HAD A MIND LIKE A NAZI GAS CHAMBER

5. DAVID CARRADINE’S DEATH PHOTO

6. VIDEO OF JOHN VOIGHT’S CONTROVERSIAL SPEECH WHERE HE CALLS  OBAMA A FALSE PROPHET

7. BRITNEY & JASON TRAWICK ARE VERY CLOSE

8. DAVID CARRADINE’S MORGUE PICTURES ARE NOT SAFE IN THAILAND

9. TALENTLESS PARIS HILTON STEALS LADY GAGA’S HAIR BOW. LOL!

10. NIKKI READ TALKS TAYLOR LAUTNER & NEW MOON

BONUS POST A: SUPERSTAR KATHERINE HEIGL IS GRAY-CIOUS

BONUS POST B: AN A TEAM: OZ FOX & ANNIE LOBERT MARRY IN VEGAS

Let’s continue to laugh lots, give to others and share the suga! Luv ya all!


KEITH LEWIS & CARRIE PREJEAN CREATE: GUESS THE CELEBRITY IMPLANTS GAME IN AMERICA

Carrie Prejean - Guess The Implants

Well… what can I say, we have Donald Trump’s man, Keith Lewis (Miss USA Pageant director) to thank for this. Lewis notoriously allowed the Miss USA Pageant to pay for Carrie Prejean’s breast implants. Then Lewis, via Perez Hilton, told the world that Carrie was as fake as her breasts.

This has now led to America’s favorite game this week, dubbed “Guess the Celebrity Implants” by The Huffington Post, America’s #1 political news website as voted by Time Magazine. Implants have now invaded the political consciousness of a nation’s political watch dogs, analysts and critical thinkers. I kid!

To play that game of Entertainment’s Plastic Flesh Show Parade, you can go here. Paula Abdul of American Idol’s implants are on show too. (more…)


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