KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN GOT TIRED OF BEING THE 3RD ELDEST…
… Kardashian daughter. So, to beat Kim Kardashian to the punch, young Kourtney stopped taking her birth control pills everyday (“I just forgot to,” she told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show in LA today), so now she is 5 months pregnant to her boyfriend, Scott Disick.
The truth is, Kendra Wilkinson whose married to footballer and Hank Baskett and is pregnant is stealing all of the thunder from the Kardashian family’s reality TV show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
Kendra has it all.
Not to be outdone, Kim Kardashian was supposed to have a wedding with footballer Reggie Bush, and Khloe thought that she’d get pregnant.
However, Kim dropped the ball when Reggie dropped her. So I betKourtney Kardashian is going to do it all. She’s going to soon get married and then have the baby.
Kourtney is kinda determined. The only one really winning from Kourtney’s antics is Ted Harbert who is the executive producer of E! Entertainment who screens both the Kendra show and Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
He’s probably just given Kourtney a big pay rise because the Kardashians just went up on the ratings scale with this news!
Seriously though, we wish Kourtney Kardashian a healthy full term pregnancy. There is a lot of love in the Kardashian family so this baby and Kourt are going to be more than okay. Now it’s up to Khloe Kardashian to do something mad. Kim went blonde this week, Kourtney got preggers, so now it’s Khloe’s turn!
THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 – WED 8.12.09
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2. BOLLYWOOD’S MALLIKA SHERAWAT COMES TO HOLLYWOOD
3. BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE AT THE CHAPEL
4. AT 51, SHARON STONE TRUMPS MADONNA ON THE COVER OF FRENCH MAG, PARIS MATCH
5. MEGAN FOX RESENTS HOLLYWOOD STEREOTYPING
6. VANESSA HUDGENS GROWS UP IN HER FILM ROLE CHOICES
7. LADYHAWKE CONTINUES THE BLONDE POP TRADITION OF NEW ZEALAND’S SHARON O’NEIL
8. THE OBAMA GIRLS ARE TARGETED FOR A NUTRITION ACT CAMPAIGN
10. KIM KARDASHIAN’S JLO TRANSFORMATION IS COMPLETE
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LADYHAWKE CONTINUES THE BLONDE POP TRADITION OF NEW ZEALAND’S SHARON O’NEIL
Like New Zealand music icon, Sharon O’Neal, indie popstar LadyHawke also of New Zealand, is a blonde on a mission of original song writing ability with a distinctly down under pop sound.
We love her.
Kiwi blonde girls are unbeatable with their originality in music. Look out Lady Gaga! Sharon O’Neils big hit, Maxine, from 1983 was on the TV when LadyHawke was born.
And don’t even get me started on my favorite Indie pop star brunette Kiwi girls. Nothing can compare to Brooke Fraser, Boh Runga, Bic Runga and Pearl Runga’s songwriting abilities.
Like LadyHawke, these girls know how to pic up guitars and write world inspiring lyrics. Check them out too. They’re gem cutters of soulful song. When you grow up in beautiful, New Zealand, dubbed God’s Own (or A Slice of Paradise), you can’t help but capture a snapshot of life in pretty songs. All these pop princesses do that so well. It goes with the the territory.
[Horiwood is a Maori New Zealander living in Hollywood. We call Maoris horis back in New Zealand. To travel to New Zealand, one of the prettiest adventure tourism destinations on the planet on your next vacation, go here.]
Horiwood’s four favorite Maori divas are: Cherith Vaha’akolo, Moana Maniapoto, Hinewehi Mohi and Whirimako Black.
KIM KARDASHIAN’S JLO TRANSFORMATION IS COMPLETE…
… as the Armenia American princess goes blonde. She’s now got J-Lo locks and booty for Africa, but footballer, Reggie Bush, don’t want it. You get that when you’re hot!
Kim is onwards and upwards to new things. She’s looking good.
BRITNEY SPEARS REFRESHES HER WEAVE
From chocolate brown to blonde, Britney Spears spent 9 hours in a West Hollywood, LA hair salon, getting her weave and hair extensions did! 9 hours!!! No wonder why she once famously shaved her own head. That’s insane. Splash
10 HOT POSTS RIGHT NOW – 7.17.09
Elijah Wood played a Hobbit to become a Brit lad in the Robert Pattinson and Daniel Radcliffe category of young British actors getting well paid to play supernatural film roles in a film franchise. It can be a lucky break gig to be British in Young Hollywood!
Hollywood news snippets coming at you 7 days a week on Horiwood.Com from the city of Angels. Today’s newsy bites look like this:
1. HOBBITSVILLE’S FIRST FAMILY IS PISSED AT NEW LINE CINEMA’S RING OF GREED
2. JIMMY FALLON SPOOFS ROBERT PATTINSON INTERVIEWING DANIEL RADCLIFFE
3. ANDERSON COOPER & SOOKIE STACKHOUSE ON THE LATE SHOW
4. RED CARPET FUN WITH KATHERINE HEIGL & GERARD BUTLER – THE UGLY TRUTH PREMIERE
5. HEY SUMMIT ENTERTAINMENT: Q’ORIANKA KILCHHER FOR LEAH IN TWILIGHT’S ECLIPSE
6. WHY SIR PAUL McCARTNEY FELL OUT WITH MICHAEL JACKSON
7. HARRY POTTER: A MAGICAL FILM FRANCHISE
8. VANESSA BRYANT’S GOT BIG BASKETBALLS
9. LINDSAY LOHAN AS MARILYN MONROE?
10. IS OPRAH IN TROUBLE? NO, NOT REALLY!
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LINDSAY LOHAN AS MARILYN MONROE?
Lindsay Lohan recreated one of her favorite blonde icon’s when she glammed it up for Spanish Vogue with a Marilyn Monroe tribute.
Dear I say it, the natural redhead, looks quite pretty here. Nice one Lindsay!
10 HOT POSTS RIGHT NOW
10 HOT POSTS RIGHT NOW IN HOLLYWOOD ON HORIWOOD.COM ARE:
1. SHANNA MOAKLER GROVELS LIKE A GOSSELIN PARENT FOR HER JOB BACK AFTER PREJEAN FIRING
2. CUPCAKE LOVE, WITH BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE
3. MEGAN FOX COVERS ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: TALKS ABOUT ANGELINA JOLIE AND MARRIAGE
4. DAVID CARRADINE’S EX WIFE GAIL JENSEN BELIEVES CARRADINE WAS MURDERED OVER A DECADES OLD GRUDGE
5. BRAD PITT BUYS NEO RAUCHE’S ETAPPE PAINTING FOR $960,000
6. RIHANNA SUPPORTS FERGIE’S THE E.N.D PROMO
7. KATE GOSSELIN’S POWER COMPLEX MAKES HER TAUNT HER KIDS
8. LADY GAGA ON WHY SHE’S BLONDE
9. BRET MICHAEL’S AFTER THE PERFORMANCE OF HIS BIGGEST HIT EVER
LADY GAGA ON WHY SHE’S BLONDE
Lady Gaga tells People, that she’s a blonde because when she started out doing interview the media were mistaking her for Amy Winehouse. We love her cheeky answer! Gaga has still yet to win her first Grammy to show her song writing ability and prowess. Amy Winehouse has already done that. So, there’s a lot of buckets of platinum blonde bleech still to go honey!
WHICH FIERCE HOLLYWOOD BLONDE’S SHOW HAS BEEN CANNED?
No. It’s NOT Chelsea Handler of Chelsea Lately, it’s Christina Applegate of Samantha Who?
Applegate’s show has been axed due to monetary cut backs sighted as being the reason, Variety reports. Well, at least Christina Applegate is still People Magazine’s #1 Most Beautiful person this year, if its any small consolation to the blonde starlet.
Applegate has been Paulina Porizkova-ed Tyra Banks style and is now without a job due to the $! Sad.
LADY GAGA WEARS MADONNA’S ICONIC CONICAL BRA AS HER POP PRINCESS CROWN ON ROVE
That Lady Gaga is so cheeky. Because, she thinks she’s the princess of Italian-American pop (along with Madonna and Gwen Stefani), Lady Gaga is now wearing Lady Gaga’s conical bra as a hair piece crown, just in case we didn’t get the message that she’s a pop princess. Madonna must be spewing!
Lady Gaga was particularly moved, performing to her New Zealand fans. It’s amazing for her to see 12,000 Kiwis singing her lyrics. How sweet! Lady Gaga has just designed some Warhol-esque “No Pants.” She’s too funny! Her marketing ploy for her new line of pants is: “I need no pants, I want no pants, I’m wearing no pants.” Now she thinks she can say that, without getting arrested anymore in Russia! lol! (more…)
MADONNA WRESTLES HER RUSSIAN FANS OFF LADY GAGA WITH A ‘PLANNED’ CONCERT
Lady Gaga stirred controversy in Russia with police recently. This made her extremely popular with the Cossack-ed ones and Gaga garnered many fans in Russia on her last visit.
Now Madonna has launched a war to get her Russian fans back on side, off Stefani Germanotta’s alluring Italian American blonde charms. So what is the Material Girl going to do to top Gaga?
Madonna is set to 
perform a controversial concert in Russia. The ‘Material Girl’ singer wants to stage a show in the main square of St. Petersburg, home of the State Hermitage Museum, in August but local authorities are furious about the plans.
They have branded the proposed event a “natural disaster” and the museum’s director, Dr. Mikhail Piotrovski will demand the pop superstar signs an agreement to set out decency and volume levels. He fumed: “We want guarantees that there will be no blasphemy.”[ image source]
ROBERT PATTINSON IS A BLONDE!
As a kid Twilight’s Robert Pattinson was always blonde. These exclusive pics from Life & Style show how Pattinson is carefully fostering his relationship with the magazine concerning his future as a rising megastar in Hollywood. Great pics.
In the mode of other tween stars, like Taylor Swift, vintage images of the tween set, are the way to include their audiences into their family history. It’s funny how Robert’s dad, looks like Mr Bean as a UK Bobby (a copper). Ha ha!
What a cute kid!
WHY KELLY BUNDY IS PEOPLE MAGAZINE’S MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON IN THE WORLD FOR 2009
[image source] I’ve been scratching my head all day, as to why People Magazine (the second biggest seller in the US each week) would list Christina Applegate as their most beautiful peep in their Top 100 list. All day, I was blonder than Applegate herself, and couldn’t work it out, until I saw this image.
Of course, greatness feeds into greatness. (more…)
PARIS HILTON DOES A NICOLE RICHIE AND APES LADY GAGA TOO
Not to be outdone by her infamous BFF, Nicole Richie‘s BlackBook cover shoot where Nicole imitated Lady Gaga’s fashion sense, Paris Hilton‘s ADD disease, stood out on a balcony today, dressed as Lady Gaga and displayed its needy self for the paparazzi. (more…)
BLONDE & BLONDER – WHEN PARIS HILTON MET LADY GAGA
Someone needs to tell Paris Hilton that her vocals aren’t good enough to do a duet with Stefani Germanotta (Lady Gaga). Good try though Paris! If you don’t ask, you don’t get. :)
