MEGAN FOX AND BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN ZIP OVER TO HAWAII’S TROPICAL BEACHES
Pics of Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green catching some rays and mohitos on Hawaii’s beaut beaches are doing the rounds on celeb websites as a holiday trending vacation spot to be spotted at.
Absolutely, why not! Hawaii is so much fun. Tropical climates and chill beaches can’t be beat. Love it.
By the way, for somewhere exotic if you’re from the mainland in the US, Fiji is pretty hot too to vacation at.
[Images courtesy of Bauer Griffin Online]
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.19.10~
THE HILLS ARE ALIVE
… with the sound of… Beyonce in her bikini. What next?
[Cover image courtesy of Life & Style via Cover Awards website]
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 6.23.2010~
THE COLOR PURPLE by KIM KARDASHIAN
Armenian American royalty. Hot.
But don’t call this bikini body Middle Eastern. It’s American. Got it? :)
When I saw this cover, I got really excited because I thought it was that Rima Fahik girl from Lebanon via Michigan that Donald Trump has a crush on, because Rima Fahik is so controversial right now as she’s of Middle Eastern Arab descent (and Proud) and wears the crown for Miss USA… but no, it was only safe and trustworthy Kim.
The weekly bikini stapes girl for the troops, here in America.
Love her.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 5.19.2010~
TORI SPELLING IS IN TURKS AND CAICOS
Tori Spelling is looking healthy and good as she enjoys some bikini beach action in Turks and Caicos.
I wonder what the fun Maoris are up to in beautiful Hawaii today? :)
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA.
BAR REFAELI ASKS WHAT’S IN A RAINBOW?
Leonardo DiCaprio‘s Israeli supermodel leading lady, Bar Refaeli asks the question: What’s in a rainbow? for V Magazine‘s Summer scorcher issue.
According to Bar–it is Hawaii–where this stunning photograph was shot in the coco-locious, Pineapple state of the U.S.A. Love it.
Bar Refaeli always makes beauty look so natural. A supermodel indeed.
[Image courtesy of Melissa Noble of Cover Awards]
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 5.4.2010~
ASHLEE SIMPSON VACATIONS IN HAWAII WITH FAMILY
Bronx Wentz and his momma, TV Producer/ actress Ashlee Simpson hit the beach in Hawaii.
[Image courtesy of Pop Sugar]
KIM KARDASHIAN LOVES BIKINI TROUBLE
And this is why in America, we love Kim Kardashian! She brings it and turns on a show week after week. In the US of A, you always have to respect an entertainer. Kimmie K is one of the best in the biz. She wears the crown of America’s favorite bikini body Queen. And she’s a Middle Eastern, American-Armenian princess and proud! She’s like a feminist artist–”the personal is always political.” Body as form, as her weapon to communicate her presence in America The Beautiful. The storylines… no one really cares about, but they look great with her bikini show she churns out week after week. This girl brings it with an A-List game, disguised as a reality, family-based TV star. Hot!
[Image courtesy of Life and Style Magazine]
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA.
KIM KARDASHIAN’S REVENGE BIKINI BODY
Life & Style Magazine make Kim Kardashian‘s latest bikini body pic, a “revenge bikini body” pic. How did they deduce this? Did they interview it?
It’s bit of a stretch of tabloid cover story taglining to be believed … when Kim has bikini body pics all year round every second week, whether she is joined at the bikini stringed hip to footballer Reggie Bush romanticly or not. Bikini body pics for America is just what Kim does as the highest profile Middle Eastern celebrity in America.
Whatever! But here’s the latest from Kim. And it’s insane that one of Kim’s ha bibi shaking hips weighs more than Tori Spelling‘s entire body weight, according to this magazine too.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.14.2010~
BAR REFAELI THINKS JERSEY SHORES ITALIAN-AMERICAN SANDWHICH IS GOOD
Um… they sure don’t make Israeli girls good any more, like they used to… like how you would read about in the Torah. I kid!
Leonardo DiCaprio loans out his Israeli supermodel girlfriend, to give America’s favorite guido’s some star power as Refaeli says, “Hey, more Italian-American leading lads are needed in show biz in America, thank you!”
She seems to like their entertainment sandwhich. Says the Egotastic website: “Here’s Bar Refaeli in a bikini with all the meathead, Guido douchebags from Jersey Shore, as photographed by Terry Richardson for Interview magazine.”
That was a bit harsh from Egotastic. What a sweetheart Bar Refaeli is for rocking out with these lads in a photo shoot as Jersey Shore hitch their star to her bikini wagon. This is how stars are created. And Bar is a very funny girl!
The current cultural environment is that America is leading with a “Pussy Wagon” publicity rhetoric to create its male superstars of today. Think Jesse James, Tiger Woods (again) etc. A “pussy wagon” publicity blitz is how they get themselves noticed and become percieved as male sex symbols and America’s leading lad stars.
I’m not saying it’ s right or wrong, but this is America’s cultural rhetoric at this second. James and Woods in particular trucked in a lot, to get their headlines this year. Incidentally, Woods was renowned to be having affairs before even marrying Elen Nordegren and at the same time he married her. This was common knowledge in entertainment circles.
Sandra Bullock married Jesse James at the same time Woods married Nordegren, 5 years ago. Five years later, a bevy of women were “exposed”/ revealed/ presented to the world–for them to become two of the biggest stories in the last year. It tooks Sandra Bullock and Tiger Woods big news headlines to bump the death of Michael Jackson off the celebrity radar. The onas being, that extra-marital affairs with women, was certainly a better look for America than child molestation rumors that plagued Michael Jackson’s life and career. In light of that, yes… a pussy wagon trail is better than that torrid picture from American entertainers. But the current version that replaced that old one, is just not a good message to send to women, children, families to be treated this way like James and Woods depicted from American men, in garnering their media attention and breaking their stories.
But let’s get back to the Jersey Shore lads and their Israeli supermodel of the moment who is acting as their pussy wagon star maker. (Without Bar in the pic–these lads would look totally gay, right?! They love their bodies too much to be straight so they desperately need a bikini body making their image look hetero).
Bar Refaeli is more than happy to do the job. Refaeli’s statement today is–my bikini body can rock four guys out–you don’t need a whole entourage to be a man. She’s a hoot! And of course, Bar Refaeli’s #1 fan, Leonardo DiCaprio, her boyfriend gets a lot out of the Jersey Shore lads media presence. Every time you see them, you think Italian-American entertainment which = DiCaprio + Scorcese–the reigning Hollywood Kings of Italian-American entertainment in film at the box office. Gotta love it today. Go Bar Refaeli!
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.12.2010~
HOT CHOCOLATE: AFRICAN-AMERICAN NEWS ON HORIWOOD.COM – 4.5.2010
Tennis great, Serena Williams gets bikini wet at the beach in Miami–Young Black & Fabulous
What a leader. Wyclef Jean raises $10 million for Haiti–All Hip Hop
Brandy and Flo Rida sighting–Young Black and Fabulous
Eve, Keshia Knight Pulliam and Letoya Luckett rock out together in Austin, Texas–Bossip
Mack 10 talks Ice Cube , New West and brand new music–All Hip Hop
Beyonce and Jay-Z find time to have a dinner date together @ Nello’s–Young Black & Fab
Tia Mowrey and Tamera Mowry love doing brunch at Toast in West Hollywood–Bossip
Jennifer Hudson slims down to play Winnie Mandela. I can’t relate to her anymore. Lol!
Gotta love a dreamer. Matt Kemp has allegedly proposed to pop star Rihanna–Bossip
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.5.2010~
KIM KARDASHIAN’S BIKINI TWEETING: BECAUSE ONE CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH ATTENTION
Kim Kardashian tweeted three pics out to the universe last night at 6pm. So… Let’s play a game. Is Kim Kardashian:
a) trying to make her ex Reggie Bush jealous
b) thinks the world is a brighter place because of her bikini body
c) trying to start a bikini line of her own
d) keeping J-Lo on lock down, before Overboard the movie even gets made
e) just totally in love with herself.
Either answer, it’s working for Kim. With Sandra Bullock‘s cow and Vanilla Gorilla show snuffling up, almost all tabloid covers in America this week, Kim is one of the only celebs who could bust on through and get a tabloid cover of her own. I’m so bored with the whole Jesse James Milli Vanilli Gorilla show. But thanks Sandra Bullock anyway–as if we needed it in America, after Tiger Woods scandal. But Sandra thought we did.
So, that means one thing, more bikini pics of Kim are bound to follow. And Britney Spears gets thrown a bone this week too.
[Pics source via HuffPo] + [Magazine covers via Life & Style and OK! Magazine]
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.27.2010~
KIM KARDASHIAN IS MUCH LOVED IN AUSTRALIA
FHM Australia give Kim Kardashian the big thumbs up, for April 2010. Normally Aussie, goes gaga for Paris Hilton blonde beach babes, so this is a coup for Kim in the land of OZ. Chalk it girl.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywod California USA. 3.19.2010~
AUDRINA PARTRIDGE for FHM UK
The Hills reality TV show makes its way to the UK as Audrina Partridge dons a bikini from California and covers British FHM magazine.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.1.2010~
SNOW AND BIKINIS by LINDSEY VONN for SPORTS ILLUSTRATED
Lindsay Vonn has been a busy girl, posing for Sports Illustrated. Bikinis and snow are the American skiier’s life.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 2.17.2010~
KENDRA WILKINSON’S POST-BABY BODY HAS AMERICA TALKING TODAY
Hank Baskett Jr. of the Indianapolis Colts may have come home empty-handed from a Super Bowl win; but the runner-up footballer’s wife, Kendra Wilkinson has got all of America talking today about her post baby body.
Many critics say Kendra’s body is photo-shopped, where I’m going to give her the benefit of the doubt. She’s always been a stick with breasts, so Kendra’s latest cover for OK! Magazine could be totally feasible from E! Entertainment’s reality TV hottie.
Honey… it’s too cold in California right now to be poppin it in your bikini and breast-feeding a newborn too! Cripes.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 2.10.2010~
KIM KARDASHIAN TWEETS HER 100th BIKINI BODY SHOT FOR JANUARY 2010
What would a celebrity blog be based in Hollywood hood, without a Kardashian sisters bikini body shot? Kim Kardashian thinks so too. So, she just tweeted this pic– her 100th bikini body shot for January 2010.
She makes me laugh out loud. Smoking hot! (more…)
LAST YEARS IMPOSSIBLE THING DOES HAPPEN THIS YEAR
Octo-Mom, Nadya Suleman flaunts a bikini on the cover of Star Magazine. What a difference a photoshopped tummy tuck year makes. :)
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 1.20.2010~
TAYLOR SWIFT’S BIKINI VACATION
Even if you’re a country pop super star, like Taylor Swift is, playing bridesmaid to Beyonce at next years Grammy Awards… in America one still has to have those bikini body shots covered off as a part of one’s star badge.
I mean… the president is from Hawaii after all. :)
Here’s Taylor Swift on vacation in her Bikini.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Holllywood California USA. 12.3.09~
KIM KARDASHIAN’S HOT NEW BIKINI BODY
A week of American entertainment and celebrity news would not be complete without a Kardashian family member flaunting their bikini body.
Kim Kardashian wowed New York this week by tweeting this pic of her new toned down bikini body.
Australian and South African blokes are all swooning over this pic along with New York City. In Los Angeles, Kim’s bikini body is common place on the beaches of LA.
America’s Armenian princess is looking good.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 11.28.09~
BRITNEY SPEARS BIKINI BODY IS BANGIN HOT
Britney Spears is looking beach hot again.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com Hollywood California USA. 11.24.09~
AUSTRALIA LOVES KIM KARDASHIAN’S BIKINI BODY
Go Australia… New Weekly Aussie has good LA taste.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 11.17.09~
KHLOE AND KIM KARDASHIAN’S BIKINI BODIES THIS WEEK
In case we all forgot what Khloe and Kim Kardashian’s bikini bodies looked like this week, the sisters are back on the cover of Life & Style Magazine.
Kim again proving with her leopard print bikini, that African themed symbols are the new celebrity trends for American stars and global entertainers in the age of Obama led America.
A nice cover. Great smiles.
KHLOE KARDASHIAN’S BIKINI BODY
It’s what every newlywed bride does a week after the wedding… show off their bikini body to the world and talk about their weight. Khloe Kardashian tells Life&Style Magazine:
“Everyone criticizes me about my weight all the time. It’s easy for me to be like some other girls in Hollywood… not eat and become anorexic… but thank goodness I am strong-willed and secure with myself. When I was a chunky little 8-year-old and I had these two beautiful sisters, I’d wonder, why don’t I look like that? Now I hate it when people compare me to my sisters. Kourtney’s 5 feet, I’m 5 foot 10 and Kim is 5 foot 2. I will never look like them. No matter how skinny I am, that body will never be mine.”
Well said. Khloe Kardashian sounds very happy in her own skin. It’s the best way to be.
BIKINI SHORE PICS with BAR REFAELI and THE LADS OF JERSEY SHORE
American summer 2010 looks like this. Bikinis for the sun and Guidos for American beach fun. Here’s the pics from Bar Refaeli‘s and Mike “The Situation”‘s photoshoot with Terry Richardson for the much coveted A-List actors terrain of Interview Magazine.
These crazy kids are bringin it! It’s all about muscle, abs, beef, braun, laughter and waxing and eyebrows. Love their sense of humor. Like pizza with extra cheese to entertain. Too funny!
Pop Cultural Commentary: The phenomenon of the Jersey Shore lads rise to fame as reality TV stars to becoming Party Boys Central for the kids of America to feel privileged at events when they turn up at festivals and clubs… mirrors the rise of Italian-American break out pop star, Lady Gaga.
American culture and how it is created and generated is all about reflecting back different expressions of America’s celebrity monarchy via pop culture (think Beyonce and her African-American supporters and minions in music–Bee has a lot! A whole army who work for her, and feed up their best creativity to her and Jay-Z).
As long as Lady Gaga is famous, these Jersey Shore lads will always have a platform in US culture. Love them! They are the cheesy and “italian stallion” male expression of her pop diva-dom reign in America. They deconstruct the cartoon and stereotype of Italian American men, by knowingly rocking out with it. This appears to be addictive to American women mainly, as pizza is comfort food–and the lads of Jersey Shore are much loved here.
Bar Refaeli is too Tarzan and Jane hot in these pics as she rocks these lads out for America. What a sport. She gives them some fashion credentials–that they never had until now to begin a career in fashion, health and fitness endorsements. Good for her!
[Pics courtesy of New York Daily News, Just Jared, Interview Magazine]
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.12.2010~
April 12, 2010 | Categories: Bar Refaeli, Bikini Bodies, Humor, Lady Gaga, Models, Sandra Bullock, TIger Woods | Tags: Bar Refaeli, Bikini Bodies, Humor, Jersey Shore, Jesse James, Lady Gaga, Mike The Situation Sorrentino, Models, Pop Culture Commentary, Sandra Bullock, Star System - The Art of American Celebrity, TIger Woods | Leave A Comment »