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ARTWORK FOR MADONNA’S 4TH GREATEST HITS ALBUM, MOCK UP 2

madonnasgreatestmisspiggyhitsalbumartworkAnd here it is. The potential album cover for Madonna’s 4th Greatest Hits album. Girl needs more money to buy her a Malawi baby. Yeah right!!! I kid, you know we love Madonna and her AIG piggy ways! I don’t think the photoshop person (aka “Mariah’s Retoucher”) should have done overkill on this pic in photoshop. We all know Madonna is 50 and forgive her for being the world’s oldest pop star ever to hog the modern tween pop stage in our modern times. But somehow they totally forgot that and just really over photshopped this one! lol!


GWEN STEFANI TOTALLY BUTCHERS ADAM ANT

There’s just some things that should be left untouched.  I love Gwen Stefani and No Doubt as musical artists, but their cover of Adam And The Ant’s Stand & Deliver is sucky sucky yuck!

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THE HORIWOOD TOP 10 -MON 3.30.09 PM

HORIWOOD’S TOP 10 POSTS TODAY ARE:

1. TWILIGHT NEWS: THE TOP 10 TWILIGHT & NEW MOON POSTS ON HORIWOOD.COM - 3.30.09

2. VANESSA HUDGENS & ZAC EFRON WATCHMEN

3. ITZ BANANAS TIME @ THE HOLLYWOOD PR ZOO!

4. VANESSA HUDGENS & ZAC EFRON WATCHMEN

5. NATASHA RICHARDSON’S FUNERAL IN PHOTOGRAPHS

6. PEOPLE MAGAZINE PHOTOSHOPS A STOMACH ONTO VALERIE BERTINELLI

7. BRITNEY SPEARS DOESN’T WANT MADONNA IN HER CIRCUS

8. VAMPIRE TEACHER: KRISTEN STEWART STARS IN THE CAKE EATERS

9. CAKE EATERS NEED COURAGE TO LOVE 2!

10. ARTWORK OF MADONNA’S NEW ALBUM COVER OF HER 4TH GREATEST HITS ALBUM


AS THE WORLD SPINS: 3.28.09

AS THE WORLD SPINS: 3.28.09

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From where I sit, there’s a few things that caught my attention this week as the world spins us into the future.

Firstly, it has to be said, that Barack Obama is quite a dude, in having the guts to unravel and sort out, the tangled mess that he inherited to fix in his first term as US President. Okay, that’s the within-the-US-shores presidential butt kiss, out of the way! But the man’s a political rock-star!

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BERNIE MADOFF’S AIG BONUS CARTOON

Does a cartoon parody of America’s economic crises at the hands of twisted CEO’s get any funnnier than this? Um, hell-to-the-NO!!! :)

Le Cartoon featuring the Greed of Bernie Madoff and AIG’s outrageous corporate culture of excessive bonuses at tax payer’s expense = priceless!  Cartoonists are so gifted!

Ex CEO, Bernie Madoff is just like AIG's CEO, but the other CEO is not yet in jail

Ex CEO, Bernie Madoff is just like AIG's CEO, but the other CEO is not yet in jail


ARTWORK OF MADONNA’S NEW ALBUM COVER OF HER FOURTH!!! GREATIST HITS COLLECTION HAS ARRIVED

 

Madonna's 4th!!!! Greatest Hits album cover has arrived

Madonna's 4th!!!! Greatest Hits album cover has arrived

Enjoy her new album cover. It’s called Stupid Madonna Piggy – Addictive Insatiable Greed: The Greatest Hits Collection of a 50 year old greedy pop tart and she’s even using the AIG logo.

Nice! She’s rehashed 3 greatest hits collections before, and quite frankly, she’s not that great anymore. I know she’s an American pop icon, but someone’s gotta call her out on her delusional greedy shiz!  Oh wait… there’s Guy Richie and Elle “The Body” MacPherson all covered up, (when Madonna still thinks she’s 22 year-old Lady Gaga)… doing that for Madonna this week! lol! 

see also: this post for a giggle.


GREEDY PIG MADONNA IS CASHING IN WITH YET ANOTHER!!! GREATEST HITS ALBUM

Just like in the pages of a school boy magazine, Madonna appeals to fans at to what 'they' want to hear. not!

Just like in the pages of a school boy magazine, Madonna appeals to fans at to what 'they' want to hear. not!

 

 

before she gets too old, cos we all know that 50 in Pop is cool & is the place to be… Pop Cougar Queen Madonna is said to be working on.. wait for it… a Greatest hits album. ALTHOUGH MADONNA HAS MADE MILLIONS REHASHING HER HITS ALREADY MANY TIMES OVER BEFORE… MADONNA IS GREEDIER THAN AN AIG EXEC WANTING A BONUS PAYOUT, COS SHE TOO THINKS JUST LIKE AIG DID… THAT THE AMERICAN PUBLIC ARE REALY THAT STUPID! She also is like the GOP/ Republican party who think that everyone has a serious case of amnesia about the last EIGHT YEARS and what she’s put out there before.  I kid, she’s a pop icon. 

 

But  Madonna, really? In the age of digital downloads on iTunes… why does any of your fans actually need your greatest hits albums, when they can just download the 1 or 2 new songs as singles that you slam onto and package within your so called greatest hits new offering. Do you think, that really people need to pay for $15 for two songs? Doh! I HOPE NOT!!! <– can i hear an OINK OINK as the stuck pig just squealed! Shesh Madonna, you’re unbelievable!!!

Anyway, Madonna squeezed her main partner in Crime (her manager Guy O’seary) to put the word out there that the Pop Cougar wants more money. Guy Oseary on his Twitter account did just that today.

Hot Tip for Guy Today- note to Guy O’Seary – send Madonna to Washington DC and tell her to ask Momma Political Cougar, Nancy Pelosi, what music be working for her.  Lol! Here’s the skinny on it from Guy:

 

 

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  1. working on madonnas greatest hits album.. any tracks that you think MUST be on? (more…)

AMERICAN IDOL SHOCKER – IS AMERICAN IDOL RIGGED?

 

Adam Lambert, A potentially talented American Idol winner, or an AI appointed winner in 2009?

Adam Lambert, A potentially talented American Idol winner, or an AI appointed winner in 2009?

According to the New York Daily News website, American Idol is totally rigged this year. A staffer insider on the production team,supposedly blabbed her mouth off, to the NYDN and said just that.

 

The four final contestants under this apparent American Idol scam, are: Danny Gokey, Lil Rounds, Adam Lambert, Alexis Grace. Danny and Alexis, are supposed to be the two favs of this years AmIdol producers as TV Guide picked also, cos they have great stories that are marketable. Yes, success in the music indsutry is sometimes more  about PR past a certain point of “having a set of golden pipes.” it’s rarely about the merits of talent alone. American Idol is a brand, after all that exists for Fox Network to make them advertisers dollars through ratings. It’s not all that much about singing. if interested, Ameican Idol fans, pop the hood, to see the issues this raises, if the case is true… 

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KIM KARDASHIAN & REGGIE BUSH GET THEIR SEXY ON FOR GQ MAGAZINE

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Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush - GQ It ForMullah & Sports Endorsements

 

 

Reggie goes after the higher sports endorsements $ and Kim Kardashian… well, she’s pretending to help a brother out while she goes after ratings worldwide.She was America’s most googled celebrity in recent times because of her J-Lo factor.

But more importantly, in light of today’s top news story, if Reggie Bush knows how to find the booty… then maybe he can help out Attorney General, Andrew Cuomo, in finding the big AIG booty bonuses money that’s missing! Lol! Come on Reggie, help an Italian American brother out for the hardworking  tax payer.


AIG EXECS SUCK- BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS TRUST A C[U]OMO!!!

that’s darn right! :) Good luck to New York’s Attorney General, Andrew Cuomo in retrieving the $165 million payouts of AIG.

Here’s the other American C[u]omo, singing live in Tokyo Japan his hit And I Love You So. Bring back the people who are not like AIG execs, who actually love their country. I <3 a return to American values of Perry Como’s generation. Bring it on! Onwards & upwards! 


STEVE McQUEEN ON AIG: WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE

aig-vs-steve-mcqueen1. Don’t you wish America was still a big Western movie still, then you could just post 105 WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE posters up, for 105 AIG bank robbers and let the American tax payer, help Sheriff Cuomo  out and just go get ‘em and get that mullah back!

2. In 1958, when we weren’t in a global recession, Steve McQueen was paid $3,000 to appear in Dead or Alive. This was the fee for the entire movie. In 2008/09, when we are in a global recession, the Head Gang-Banger of AIG got paid, over $19,000 a day, to put his suit and tie on, gotto the AIG office each day and systemically screw the American tax payer and AIG shareholders over. (This average is based on the $4.6million this man recieved and based on 242 working days, which is the average number of days that the hardworking American tax payer works a year).

3. Don’t you wish this was still the Wild Wild American West sometimes? I know I do! Then the word Bounty Hunter would be such a great career, cleaning up the new American frontier today.

4. Bring back Clint Eastwood to fix  this AIG shiz up! And do a movie about it!

Btw: Steve McQueen’s Dead or Alive is still a great watch! It has been available on DVD since 2005. Have a great day. Here’s Bon Jovi’s classic American Anthem on the matter of 105 AIG people who are WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE. 


CUOMO VS AIG – 105 MUG SHOTS OF AIG GANG-BANGERS (FOR $165 MIL) ARE STILL REQUIRED!!!

New YorkAttorney General, Andrew Cuomo VS the 105 AIG GangBangers! ouch!

New York Attorney General, Andrew Cuomo VS the 105 AIG GangBangers! ouch! this shiz aint nice!

I’m trying to stay positive on this one. So bear with me! Here are Horiwood.Com’s thoughts:

1. Don’t mess with a New York Italian, Attorney General Andrew Cuomo is all over this one, AIG! Be afraid, be very afraid! :)

2. Clearly, AIG execs thought that they were working for a lotteries board. They managed to give out 105 winning lotto tickets, creating 105 AIG millionaires overnight. The message, don’t buy a lottery ticket, come and work at AIG!

3. They’ve been caught with their pants down, screwing the American taxpayer and the AIG shareholders.

4. The round up of how these gang bangers who raped and bullied American’s better interests + their mug shots, are still to hit the press.

Stay tuned.

For Horiwood.Com’s full report of: AIG - WHO GOT WHAT OF $165 MILLION, WHEN & HOW THEY DID IT plus a full copy of Andrew Cuomo’s letter of findings…. see below:

 

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MOMMA POLITICAL COUGAR PELOSI IS NOT HAPPY WITH AIG!

This cartoon sums up Momma Political Cougar's hot stance in DC

This cartoon sums up Momma Political Cougar's hot stance in DC

 

 

The woman in Washington, we love, known on Horiwood.Com as the Political Cougar aka Nancy Pelossi was not happy with AIG today.

Political Pelossi Cougar got all fierce and vowed to recover AIG’s bonuses. AIG, don’t upset Momma Cougar! She  in hunting mode now and she gonna chew you up.

To read her full statement regarding AIG  greedy smurfs today, and to see in pics why Pelosi is our favorite Political Cougar… see below… 

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PROACTIVE PRESIDENTIAL DIALOGUE IS A HUGE PLUS, BARACK OBAMA’S STYLE OF LEADERSHIP

As a kid Baby Barack was trained to hit home runs! He's a winner!

As a kid Baby Barack was trained to hit home runs! He's a winner!

Barack Obama is set to act on the cry from the American populus. The people wantAIG execs lust for$165 million in tax payers monies to be curbed. Barack Obama is about to hit AIG’s desired bonuses out of the ball park.

Todays moves by Barack Obama, shows a president who listens to the people who voted him in office to serve. It shows a proactive dialogue exists between the American people and their president. It’s both great leadership and also great PR. Barack Obama won today! So did the American people in voicing their opinion. Nice! America is on the mend from all of the people who are not for the best interests of this country. I love it, it’s high drama sorting out the sheep from the goats. Rock on Barack Obama, rock on America! That’s $165million less in debt. Smart.


PUBLICS BACKLASH TO AIG’S BONUSES – FORCES THE PRESIDENTS HAND

obamafernsBarack Obama felt compelled to act on AIG’s outrageous bonuses scam to AIG execs with tax payers bail out money today. AIG, who cried poor for $175Billion US tax payers dollars wanted to pay themselves $165million in bonuses to leading AIG executives.

The issues at hand, is that contract law, the basis of corporate business in America, allows these AIG execs to get away with their intended bonus payout, from a legal basis. Although, clearly they do not have a conscious, technically they are not being criminals.

With Obama set to intervene to ensure that these extravagant corporate greedy types don’t profit from the taxpayer…. how is this going to be outworked, without altering the natural course of legal law? Therein lies the axis that this political drama hinges upon. It’s nice to see President Obama listening to the people of America. That’s effective leadership in action. “Intelligent Empathy,” an Obama trademark in full force operation again. Nice! Nicholas Graham has this full report.

 
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BAIL OUT BACKLASH: THE PEEPS VS AIG

bailoutbacklashthepeepshateaigOh shiz! Gear up for a bail out backlash! I so saw this coming with those AIGreedy guys. This stuff is all over the news, as the American people, say enough to corporate greed and corruption which is endemic in America as the American economy tries to recover.

The New York Post has reported that: a) Obama’s administration could be under threat if they don’t curb corporate greed immediately b) that 4 years of suppressed anger from the people towards a culture of financial irresponsibility in government and corporate leadership resides in the American people. c) ‘Anger Populism’ could cause people not to believe anyone in power anymore. d) that corporate America’s greed like AIG is ‘outrageous.’

Let’s hope we don’t see public riots or mob scenes, like what happened at an America’s Next Top Model casting call in NYC recently.

Here’s a piece of NY Posts article: “The administration’s sharp rebuke of the American International Group on Sunday for handing out $165 million in executive bonuses — Lawrence H. Summers, director of the president’s National Economic Council, described it as “outrageous” on “This Week” on ABC — marks the latest effort by the White House to distance itself from abuses that could feed potentially disruptive public anger.”

Word! That AIG shiz, in this economy, truly is outrageous! You just can’t do that in today’s economy and expect to not be on people’s angry-radar. Doh! AIG!!! See also, AIG’s ‘United Slaves of America’ attitude with their bail out arrogance.


AIG – A BAIL OUT OR A BAIL BOND NEEDED?

CORPORATE BAIL OUT VS BAIL BOND FOR CORPORATE CRIMINALS?

Whenever I hear the words “we need a government bail out” from America’s Corporate CEOs, I immediately think that what they should really be asking is, how much will it cost to post their bail bond.” –Sam Cruickshank, Horiwood.com

A commentary on Corporate CEOs extraction at criminal levels, from the US tax payer. Example – AIG’s CEOs $170 million payout in the middle of a global economic crises.


AIG: AMERICAN INTERNATIONAL GREED (GROUP) – HIGH RISE CEO PAYOUTS CAUSE A FURORE

AIGreed's CEO's want delusionally high payouts of $170mil

AIGreed's CEO's want delusionally high payouts of $170mil

 

 

It ‘s been a strange week. First we saw Bernie Madoff, a man with a personal fortune of  US$823 million, who still wasn’t happy and his wanna-be-a-billionaire complex, led him to defraud $US64.4 billion from investors. This earned Madoff a 150 year prison sentence. Comedian Jon Stuart, described the duration of Madoff’s sentence as a “tortoise pete” moment this week.

Now, there are the reports  that AIG (American International Group), who will receive a handout by the US tax-payer to the tune of $175 billion to stay afloat, are giving their CEO’s golden handshake pay-outs to total $170 million. It’s shocked and angered Americans. The $175 billion is the largest ever pay out to a single company by the US government in history.

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