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ANDY SAMBERG TO PRODUCE NEW TV PILOT

Andy SambergNew TV Pilot News: One of TV’s funniest guys has a new gig.

Fox has given a pilot order to an untitled comedy project toplined by former SNL regular Andy Samberg. The pilot, about a diverse group of detectives at a New York precinct, will be executive produced by Dan Goor and co-creator/showrunner Mike Schur. David Miner also will executive produce, with Samberg producing. Universal TV, where Schur has an overall deal, is behind the comedy. More@THR.

~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 12.1.13~


ROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND WE GO … RIHANNA, ALL OF THE LIGHTS

Round and around and around and around we go
Ohhh now tell me now tell me now tell me now you know. (more…)

A SCALE, A MIRROR – BRUNO MARS SNL JUKEBOX JAUNT

Music: Right now, I am listening to: Bruno Mars on the SNL show of last night.

Lyrics hear session: Here is a scale, weigh it out and you will  find. Easily, more than sufficient doubt that. These colors you see were picked in advance. By some careful hand with an absolute concept of beauty. They are smeared and these blurs come in random  order.  (more…)


SNL ASKS … HOW GOOD IS YOUR MEMORY RECALL?

Comedy-Politcs, USA: SNL comedians ask – how’s your memory recall? Happier now or not?

~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 29.9.12~


MUMFORD & SONS ON SNL – LIVE PERFORMANCE

Getting good buzz online is: Mumford & Sons On SNL: I Will Wait & Below My Feet (Watch Video)

~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 24.9.12~


ELI MANNING SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE HIGHLIGHTS

Check out Eli Manning‘s SNL appearance highlights by clicking on the pic above. Lol!

~Posted by Horiwood Blog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 7.5.12~


LINDSAY LOHAN GUESTS ON SNL

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Set to play Elizabeth Taylor in a new biopic, Lindsay Lohan‘s return as host of Saturday Night Live was supported by Jimmy Fallon and Jon Hamm of Mad Men also making guest appearances on the Lohan hosted ep.

Lohan opted to poke fun at herself.

The Huffington Post writes more of the girl who has starred in Air New Zealand TV commercials, is one of US tabloids favorite sobriety bracelet-wearing underdogs and who has been one of the fifteen most googled American women over the past four years.

That’s Linsanity!

[Pre-show promo clip with comedic actor Kenan Thompson features above].

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 5.3.12~~


SNL – MAYA RUDOLPH, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE PARODY IVY BLUE CARTER’S BIRTH WITH BON IVER SHOUT OUTS

Did you?

See Justin Timberlake semi-cover Bon Iver? JT performed a parody of Holocene on SNL tonight where wrestling “the no.1 Justin of the Music World title back,” he mimicked Justin Vernon as part of his tribute sketch about Beyoncé and Jay-Z‘s new baby, Blue Ivy Carter.

Also on “parody roast” was Brad & Angelina, Nicki Minaj and Taylor Swift. At the show’s close, JT returned holding a sign that said, “I Heart Bon Iver.”

One of China’s most loved American celebrities, Maya Rudolph who vowed not to revive her popular Whitney Houston impersonation ever again, hosted the Saturday Night Live episode where Sleigh Bells were special guests. The group sung Comeback Kid and End of the Line from their Reign of Terror album. The Audio Perv has footage.

So… if you missed all of that on an American Saturday, then you’re a slack and pitiful excuse of an American, if on Sunday Kiwis aross the world in New Zealand can keep up with all that. ;)

Although he can be brutally mean, I think JT has the SNL parody market cornered and Maya Rudolph, the hosting gig in the “Study. Nearly Flat” 未来的金色城堡.

Seriously though… freakin crazy Americans! I haven’t laughed so hard in two weeks!

I think JT certainly has his “no.1 Justin of music” title safely back, after this bold sketch. A nice tribute to the Knowles-Carter tribe, who I’m sure would have this clip on repeat on TiVo and be laughing the hardest. Well done!

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 19.2.12~


LANA DEL REY’S “VIDEO GAMES” GIG ON SNL

Did Lana Del Rey Bomb on SNL? US Weekly Magazine writes, ”Buzzed-about, edgy singer Lana Del Rey made her national TV debut on Saturday Night Live Jan. 14. The “Video Games” chanteuse is one of the only singers to get tapped for the gig before the release of an album.

Decide for yourself. Watch Elizabeth Grant‘s performance above.

(Talk about a teachers pet! :)

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 15.1.12~


JIMMY FALLON RETURNS TO SNL, DRESSES LIKE A BEE, TALKS TO HIMSELF

Top Jimmy Fallon headlines today, see the popular late night talk show host, returning to his roots with a guest appearance on where he began, on the Saturday Night Live show.

Arianna Huffington‘s blog notes: Jimmy Fallon, ‘SNL’ Stars Ice Skate At Rockefeller Center (PHOTOS). Jimmy Fallon returned to his old stomping ground as the host of “Saturday Night Live” this weekend, and closed out the show with various cast members and guests on the ice at Rockefeller Center. Fallon, dressed as a bee, was joined by

Mediaite amplifies the comedy, running with: Jimmy Fallon Talks To ‘Jimmy Fallon‘ On SNL- Jimmy Fallon and Andy Samberg were in an odd little sketch a third of the way through the show, which opened with Fallon giving himself a pep talk backstage while taking a break from hosting the Saturday Night Live Christmas episode.

Fallon’s SNL opening Monologue appears above. Too funny.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 19.12.11~


SNL SPOOFS RICK PERRY’S BRAIN FREEZE MELTDOWN

New York on Texas Humor - WATCH: ‘SNL’ Spoofs Rick Perry’s Debate Meltdown

Snl Rick Perry Debate
More Comedy

Liam Neeson Tries Comedy.. Fallon Thanks GOP.. Best Of Late Night.. ‘Jooey’ Deschanel

Zac Efron couldn’t have done this better!

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 14.11.11~


MTV ON SNL AND MILEY CYRUS PARODYING JUSTIN BIEBER

[Photo: NBC/Broadway Video]

MTV’s commentary on Smilers star turn on SNL – Miley Cyrus,18, made her first ever appearance as host on the long running sketch comedy show, alongside musical guest The Strokes.

Cyrus said “Hannah Montana” was The Disney Channel’s version of “Black Swan,” before transitioning into “I’m Sorry I’m Not Perfect,” a song referenced a few of her scandals to date.

“There’s a photo of me dressed like a dude, and Annie Leibovitz tried to get me nude. For those of you who think that’s pretty crude, I’m sorry I’m not perfect,” Cyrus belted.

“[I] didn’t make a dirty tape, and pass it along. Didn’t text a dirty picture of [my] dong,” she continued, flanked by cast members Bobby Moynihan and Kristen Wiig. “Don’t’ both of these things seem worse than a bong? I’m sorry I’m not perfect.”

‘The show’s midnight centerpiece was, predictably, “The Miley Cyrus Show,” which continued SNL’s recent tradition of having the target of their hijinks appear alongside the actor lampooning them. In this case, Vanessa Bayer, whose spot-on impersonation of the giggly, hyper-loquacious Cyrus has become a show highlight, made room on her mock talk show for Cyrus herself, who in her best impression of the night played Justin Bieber.

“Did you know I smoked salvia,” Bayer as Cyrus said to her guest.

“Well there’s no reason that you wouldn’t,” Cyrus as Bieber replied, looking straight into the camera. “Because it’s totally legal, yo!”

Cyrus also danced beside Jason Sudeikis who was playing her dad, Billy Ray while also laughing when a 3D film called “Always Say Always” was introduced to compete with Bieber’s “Never Say Never.”

In addition to playing Bieber, Lindsay Lohan and Fergie a favorite was her “Disney Channel Acting School” skit.

She quipped to budding hopefuls hoping to break in to the biz, “On the Disney Channel, every person has to be the loudest person in the room,” and, “In the Disney Channel world, any child is smarter than every adult.”

Lol. Nice one. [And... thanks MTV for writing this]. I just can’t believe that Smilers, since we met 3 years ago, is still so sweet. In 3 years, America has been through so many radical changes. Miley’s star trajectory was one of the few constants her audiences saw get larger and brighter during that period. She repeatedly entertained during some of the most difficult years America has ever known, even before her grandma was born. Do they give out medals of Bravery and stuff for that? This kid is awesome. She should get one of those awards as a real deal superstar stabilizing?/ distracting? an audience during this time frame. ;)

Love the quips on SNL.

Here’s Smilers doing the Bieber on SNL. As usual, you’re doing way too much! ;)

 

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.6.11~


MILEY CYRUS GETS READY FOR HER SNL HOSTING CLOSE UP

Go kid!

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.2.11~


CELEBRITY NEWS WRAP UP – 2.11.11

Read - Friedman’s “Postcard from a free Egypt.”

Woot!

Now beneath the above layer and context of Egypt’s very important World News – here’s what happened via the Hollywood hood as well today. As follows:

It’s official. I’m old enough to know. I didn’t like Born This Way by Lady Gaga at first listen. As 20% of Horiwood.Com’s fan base are avid Gaga fans and always have been, I’m sorry. It’s just how I feel about hearing Madonna‘s Express Yourself song sound worse than it originally did, but with a new name. Too honest? Oh well!

Anyway, to the 21 nations who voted the song no.1 and who are getting joy from the track. ‘On ya! Here’s our celebrity news wrap up from the Hollywood Hood today.

3Net launches this Sunday – screening only 3D programming. Hot!

Miley Cyrus is set to host SNL on March 5th.

Madonna will give a special screening of her directorial feture debut W.E in Berlin.

Ridiculous! What does it look like to smoke 130 tons of pot? Take a look.

Discovery Communications decides to invest $50 million more in Oprah‘s OWN TV channel. Go Oprah!

Maturity for Christian Bale looks like this.

7th highest box office earner of 2011, Adam Sandler has signed Johnny Depp for his Jack & Jill film.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz‘ divorce news has Young Hollywood sad as… well… poor Pete

Heidi Montag‘s jelly will not roll onto the set (oops, homes) of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Ivanka Trump hits a beach.

Natalie Portman‘s Oscars year has no more TVC slots left for grabs between the live show.

Anna Paquin fancies getting pay checks in toonsville. Nice one.

Scott Rudin may direct the Angelina Jolie headlining, Cleopatra film in 3D

Search for Low Airfares Gets More Competitive – How, when oil prices are all up?

Guy Pearce fans -it’s been 10 years since Memento. A film that launched 2 Nolan bros.

Bob Dylan will perform at the Grammys. Classic.

Has American Idol peaked, or just too many other reality shows as competition now?

A $1.7 million LA teen-apartment for Justin BieberYep. Well earned.

It is never the Lohan‘s own fault. Lol!

Borders bookstores will likely file for bankruptcy. Digital media killing the bookstore! Sad.

Fame’s lure through verbage - Web Words That Lure the Readers

Tom Cruise as Stacee Jaxx in Rock of Ages musical film adaption? Y not!

New Zealand votes Lady Gaga‘s Born This Way no.1 on iTunes. 20 other nations do too. Amazing!

Aaron Carter is rehabbed already. More music next. Expect a Like A Virgin similar sounding track. Y not!

MTV is sticking with Jersey Shore cast commissioned realty shows.

Katy Perry tweets foreplay texts. Lol!

Republicans Assail E.P.A. Chief on Greenhouse Gas Limits

Jennifer Aniston will celebrate her B’Day with… herself… and more friends. Sounds fun.

Usher‘s party at Avalon I hear was “too ghetto” a Seattle-LA concert goer told me. Jamie Foxx thought so too.

NeYo is finishing his UK tour early, to get back into the studio.

Justin Bieber: Never Say Never

Jaime Pressly‘s divorce news. Sad.

Ramon Rodriguez is cast as Bosley in Drew Barrymore‘s Charlie’s Angels tv reboot show. Cool.

The Eagle

Lindsay Lohan gets a reprieve. An absurd sure-way to make US kids happy for the weekend. She’s like Egyptl!

[Miley Cyrus pic - courtesy of Website I. Tee shirt pic via Ebay]

Special thanks to The New York Times and Ms Lavandeira for the help.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 2.11.11~


MARK ZUCKERBERG MEETS JESSIE EISENBERG ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE – 1.29.11

Funny! Watch it.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 1.30.11~


CLEAN DRINKING WATER FOR ALL

1 Fact: 1 billion people do not have clean drinking water. Where: Africa and India are most affected.

The threat: More people are lost in the world through this situation than war.

The solution: We can make a difference through UNICEF Tap Project. If you want to, please do.

True fact 2: For as little as $10, one person can have clean drinking water for a lifetime.

That’s like a beer at a Hollywood club with the tip. Amazing aye! Act. Bump this post on too. Let’s flow. :)

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.25.10~


EMINEM AND LIL’ WAYNE’S SNL PERFORMANCE

These bros just tore it up. Watch.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.20.10~


SNL, SALVIA, MILEY CYRUS PARODIES – ADULTS AS WANNABE TEENS ARE KINDA SAD

You know when you’ve arrived, when your teen slip ups, are imitated by grown adults–seeking to make a buck for corporate advertisers on television as ‘comedic actors.’

Is the zenith of America’s comedic actors to really go to drama school–to then grow up to play a teen? Okay then, read this story and watch this clip if you believe it is.

This is the case, with Miley Cyrus (18)’s life and SNL actors who don’t know what else to do except parody her.

Only in America. What ever happened to “teen bullying is not okay.” Lol! Or the topic of “predatorial jealousy of teens and young people’s success?” A parody is always a compliment in Hollywood, so let’s go with that lens on these idiots imitating Smilers.

Miley Cyrus is huge–look at these crazy kids trying to wrap themselves in her tinsel, to be entertaining! (Above). It’s even more surreal than Miley’s real-ness as a person, in person.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.19.10~


20 CELEBRITY BITES 4.30.2010

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey‘s split news is the big story today. Here’s twenty celebrity news bites–for your entertainment. Enjoy!

1. Bret Michaels hyponatremia treatments are getting a Press Conference–Extra TV

2. Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey decide to split. Sad–Radar

3. Chelsea Handler reveals that she did a sex tape for a joke. Literally–US Magazine

4. Betty White says no nudity or dope jokes on her SNL gig. Lol!–ET Online

5. Cancer survivor Lance Armstrong will be a father for the 5th time–Yahoo News

6. March against Racial Discrimination in LA–Latinos for Ever! –Just Do It

7. Hot! Kid Rock will host CMT Awards, June 9th 8pm–People Magazine

8. Box Office: Iron Man 2 is doing great offshore. Excellent!–Hollywood Reporter

9. Julia Roberts needs some love from US tabloids–Pop Eater

10. Clash of The Titans 3D has 390 million reasons for its sequel. 3D is hot–Coming Soon

11. Robert Downey Jr. says Iron Man 3 is on the cards–MTV

12. Morman girl Stephenie Meyer signs gay director Bill Condon for TwilightHit Fix

13. Michael Patrick King will make Warner Bros TV his home–Pop Watch

14.  Steve Carell is done doing TV–Office Telly

15. Scarlett Johansson wants to be like her hubby, with a spin off–Jam Canoe 

16. Music $. Punk lover David Letterman launches own record label–Music Mix

17. Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz withdraw their domestic violence claims–TMZ

18. Rosie O’Donnell is the next celebrity to try and cash Lindsay Lohan in–IMDB

19. Time Magazine list Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag as nobodies–Time

20. Sandra Bullock says it was important to adopt from the US. She needs to travel!–HuffPo

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.30.2010~


BETTY WHITE’S FLAWLESS SNL PROMO TEASER

How does octogenarian Betty White do it? She’s flawless in her SNL promo teaser. Flawless! Betty is eternally 21. I look 185 today, so I’m hating this hot b*tch!  She’s amazing! :)

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 4.24.2010~


TAYLOR LAUTNER: OPENING MONOLOGUE SNL

Taylor Lautner‘s opening monologue on Saturday Night Live showed off his awesome skills as a world champion martial arts athlete and movie action star of the future. Not bad at all, for seventeen. Watch video footage here.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.13.09~


HILARIOUS! MADONNA & LADY GAGA CAMEO ON SNL

Madonna: “What kind of name is Lady Gaga anyway? It sounds like baby food.”

America’s two Italian American pop divas of this generation, Madonna and Lady Gaga brought on a case of the lols, Saturday, with their surprise cameo together on Saturday Night Live. Of course, at 51, Madonna has the hottest figure of the two. This was brills!


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