CRAZY OOC AMERICAN KIDS UPDATES, KE$HA, CHARLIE SHEEN AND LADY GAGA

Hmmmm, while many parts of the Middle East and Africa (Tunisia especially today) are in TURMOIL, I repeat TURMOIL, here’s the latest from the most sensitive of US celebrities on what The American Dream looks like today in light of Middle East revolution.

1. For the ‘Mancession Entertainment Channel,’ Charlie Sheen‘s latest tweet, where he is parodying Hugh Hefner‘s reality TV series with his knock out live-in girlfriends competition. Apparently he lost a girlfriend, and then wait, she moved back in. That’s the latest on Sheen news. But before we shoot Charlie in the foot for being well ‘different’, he does make some very good points about what people think are good entertainment ideas and who make millions off similar ideas for the TV, by parodying all of the pet topics running round and round on repeat on US Networks on reality TV shows, and also many nations in the world.

If one man, can take the steam out of all of them, by making us laugh in a single tweet, perhaps Sheen indicates stronger reality show ideas need to happen. I see that in his message, living in Hollywood. An entertainment churning production town. These ideas are stale now. However, mimicking anyone is always a form of a compliment in a sick way so who knows exactly what Charlie is doing! But his show continues. He definitely has his ‘silver spoon fed’ freak going on.

2. Pop star Ke$ha has combined forces with LifeStyles condom company to put her mug on 10,000 condoms. You know ‘sex, dr.ugg boots, and rock n’ roll’ is what she’s supposed to be selling in her role as a hard core rocker of the USA. Her take on sexy is BE SAFE. To prove it, her mug is biting on a beer bottle cap. Drink safe, perhaps being the second message of this image. “Bite me” is a little done, as a vampire theme (that belongs to The Twilight Saga & True Blood kids well and truly this decade) so let’s go with the first two definitions. Every pop star, is suppose to flog an American liquor too. Ke$ha (apparently) does Jack Daniels (for Southern folks shout outs in that Britney Spears way) and she’s a beer promoter too now. She’s doing A LOT!

3. Lady Gaga works the Cruella Devil fringe and ponytails in two-tone b&w for more and more and more, wigs and hair gimmicks to get her press this week. Gosh, are there any ponies with tails left on American prairies because I’m sure Lady Gaga needs all of their tails on her head. Jk. Let’s not talk Thai peoples hair then, being shorn and put on American girls suedes either, because that would just turn Thailand into … well a hair farm, for America’s sense of ‘pretty’… so let’s stick with the ponies on the Western planes, sans tails that are much more humane to support in regards to what drives Gaga’s shoz biz game and fandom.

Gaga has entered the double O hoop earrings game very late in the piece of her celebrity, but she’s in that ring now. She’s wearing the hoops too. Good on her!

Commentary aside, when you see three images like these in a row… you know in the USA… it’s the weekend. No one gets in the way of an American and their weekend! That’s for sure. One of the many joys of living in America. The weekends are pretty up there! Fun times.

To see what people in the Middle East are going through, that’s coming up on Horiwood.Com real soon. God bless America. Wild, zany, different, a little crazy, but good people. :)

All images via TMZ/ Wenn/ Twitter via Mickey K of NYC. Thanks for the snap shot of American life this Saturday. Wild as ever.

Perhaps these 3 crazy kids could listen to this Memo from Jessie J and B.o.B today, whose song Price Tag -offers a different outlook on life, perhaps as a balancing perspective. Here’s their lyrics:

Okay, Coconut man, Moon Heads and Pea
You ready

Seems like everybody’s got a price,
I wonder how they sleep at night.
When the sale comes first,
And the truth comes second,
Just stop, for a minute and
Smile

Why is everybody so serious
Acting so damn mysterious
Got your shades on your eyes
And your heels so high
That you can’t even have a good time

Everybody look to their left (yeah)
Everybody look to their right (ha)
Can you feel that (yeah)
We’re paying with love tonight
It’s not about the money, money, money
We don’t need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag
Ain’t about the (uh) Cha-Ching Cha-Ching.
Aint about the (yeah) Ba-Bling Ba-Bling
Wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag.

Okay!
We need to take it back in time,
When music made us all unite
And it wasn’t low blows and video hoes,
Am I the only one getting tired
Why is everybody so obsessed
Money can’t buy us happiness
Can we all slow down and enjoy right now
Guarantee we’ll be feeling Alright.

Everybody look to their left (yeah)
Everybody look to their right (ha)
Can you feel that (yeah)
We’re paying with love tonight
It’s not about the money, money, money
We don’t need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag
Ain’t about the (uh) Cha-Ching Cha-Ching.

Aint about the (yeah) Ba-Bling Ba-Bling
Wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag.

[B.o.B]
Yeah yeah
Well, keep the price tag
And take the cash back
Just give me six strings and a half stACK.
And you can keep the cars
Leave me the garage
And all I..
Yes all I need are keys and guitars
And its with in 30 seconds I’m leaving to Mars
Yeah we leaping across these undefeatable odds
Its like this man, you can’t put a price on the life
We do this for the love so we fight and sacrifice everynight
So we aint gon stumble and fall never
Waiting to see this in the sign of defeat uh uh
So we gon keep everyone moving their feet
So bring back the beat and then everyone sing

It’s not about the money, money, money
We don’t need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag
Ain’t about the (uh) Cha-Ching Cha-Ching.
Aint about the (yeah) Ba-Bling Ba-Bling
Wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag.

It’s not about the money, money, money
We don’t need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag
Ain’t about the (uh) Cha-Ching Cha-Ching.
Aint about the (yeah) Ba-Bling Ba-Bling
Wanna make the world dance,
Forget about the Price Tag.

[Jessie J -Outro]
Yeah, yeah
Oo-oooh
Forget about the price tag.

Lyrics end – Good sentiments shared there! I’m taking notes.

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March 6, 2011 | Categories: A Different View, Charlie Sheen, Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Middle East, Parodies, Song Lyrics, Song Writers | Leave A Comment »