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SUPERMODEL KATE MOSS COVERS VANITY FAIR DECEMBER 2012

Kate Moss covers Vanity Fair Magazine’s December 2012 issue. The supermodel talks to VF about crying tears over Johnny Depp. How ridiculous! Moss’ longetivity in fashion is unusual. In model’s years Kate’s career is like Regina’s. Amazing.

In typical Moss humor, the Brit star adds: “I don’t want to be myself, ever.  I’m terrible at a snapshot. Terrible. I blink  all the time. I’ve got facial Tourette’s. Unless I’m working and in that zone, I’m not very good at pictures, really.”

~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 1.11.12~


THE HORIWOOD TOP TEN – 23.9.12

The Horiwood Top Ten today are:

1. Surreal Endeavor – Hollywoood NASA Image – Aerial Art

2. Miley Cyrus

3. Tim Tebow‘s Vogue Magazine art 2012

4. Kate MiddletonBikini Beach tabloid scandals

4. Fast Cars Flix - Dwayne Johnson movie casting

5. Brooke Fraser

6. A hockey beach team – LA Kings

7. Carly Ray Jepsen

8. Cruel SummerKim Kardashian visits Sydney

9.  Rugby News - New Zealand All Blacks & South Africa Springboks last match news

10. Fast Car lyrics – Tracey Chapman

Photo pick: Leon Panetta visits Aotearoa New Zealand. Photo – Michael Craig. Raymond Miller offers sound commentary on Leon’s visit. Also click on Panetta’s pick to see his interview with political editor Corin Dann.

Best entrepreneur post: Chaori 3D Cinema

Most read section: Search Trends – From the Potai 2012

What the USA is doing? Looking out for the next tank of gasoline as in, Talk Like A Pirate Day national brush ups. Shockers! :)

~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 23.9.12~


CREATIVE RUGBY JERSEY REDESIGNS & SOME SEARCH TERMS TRENDING 4.9.12

When you have a website some really strange search terms trend (most are unpublishable. They do make me laugh-out-loud though!). I have 1000 trending at the moment to keep me amused.

Some of the search trends are: “Hercules filmed in New Zealand,”Rebecca Dubber medal photo,” ”Is director Peter Jackson part Maori?,” “islands”, “rolling thunder photos,” “Jaime Ridge,” Johnny Depp, “top sexiest women,” Tim Burton, blonde baby blog, Miley Cyrus news,”rugby haka new zealand,” Paula Patton, Max Thieriot, ”opossum crazy yes dumb no,” “Cliff Curtis,” “Troy Kingi Mt Zion,” “Anderson Cooper gossip,” “Paul Davis Ryan,” “Rita Wilson,” “Martin Luther King sunglasses,” “Billy Ray Cyrus,” “sad tom cruise in mission impossible part 3,” lol!,”Clint Eastwood‘s daughters,” “LA Kings photos,” “fashion hook ups USA,” “Christchurch photos before quake,” and Israel Dagg photos.

It’s New Zealand Fashion Week so, Let’s go with Israel (R) & Daniel‘s (L) creative rugby jerseys designs. Story here. Something about fashion, forwards not wearing that… Brownies look better in that. huh?! Too funny.

[Photo: Getty Images]

~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 4.9.12~


SHAMROCK SOCIAL CLUB – JOHNNY DEPP’S INK ARTISTS

Tattoos: Who is Johnny Depp’s tattooist?

A. Shamrock Social Club, Sunset Blvd, West Hollywood, CA.

I look at this image and think, if Johnny thought he could smoke those cigarellos in New Zealand, he would have to leave his lungs at border security at check in. If you believed everything politicians told you in the land of the rolling green pastureland hills.

~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 26.6.12~


VANESSA PARADIS & JOHNNY DEPP AMICABLY SEPARATE

Press Release: “Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have amicably separated. Please respect their privacy and, more importantly, the privacy of their children.”

Entertainment Tonight.

ENDS

[Photo: HR].

~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 20.6.12~


CLIFF CURTIS ON HOLLYWOD CASTING AND MOVIE ROLES OFFERED

“I put a thing out to my Hollywood agent saying, ‘Let’s try a year where I don’t play a terrorist or drug dealer, where I don’t kill anybody, and see what happens’.”–Cliff Curtis.

Um… did that ever happen? Oh yeah Trauma & The Last Airbender.

Photo caption – Actor Cliff Curtis is pictured here playing Pablo Escobar from the movie Blow with the Oscar winning Penelope Cruz, Johnny Depp playing George Jung and Melbourne’s Rachel Griffiths – a film that aired on TV in the US tonight. Photo via FW. At the time of writing “Blow” is the 8th most requested search term in the USA.

Oh right… it’s the weekend.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 7.1.12~


10 POPULAR POSTS – 18.11.11

Ricky Gervais, the rude and sometimes funny talk show host will be hosting The Golden Globes again for 2012. Here’s what Johnny Depp has to say about that. Prim and proper with a cool demeanor, butter wouldn’t melt in Ricky’s mouth during this interview with Johnny.

For a hoot, here’s 10 Top Rating Posts in this moment:

1. Homepage: Ezra Hōri’s Rugby World Cup Day Build Up

2. Retro Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher

3. Janet Jackson, Wissam Al Mana & Lenny Kravitz

4. Olivia Wilde

5. Poetry - Dinner with The Cannibal by Witi Ihimaera

6. Retro Jacob Black 

7. Beyonce ‘s pregnancy

8. Dark, weird & manipulative – US Publicity Humor by Ryan Gosling & Kirsten Dunst

9. Disrespectful Muslim actors in the UK – how to start a revolution

10. Serial Pirate – Johnny Depp

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 19.11.11~


SERIAL PIRATE JOHNNY DEPP SAYS HIS HUNTER S. THOMPSON FILM TOO INTELLIGENT FOR US

 

The man named John, whose most renowned for playing a serial pirate (surname Depp) has said that his filmic portrayal of Hunter S. Thompson Gonzo biopic is too ‘intelligent’ for US.

Depp is referring to the film’s less than stellar performance at the box office, where Tower Heist’s theme of Ponzi Scheme millionaires has romped home with the box office win.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com,Aotearoa New

SERIAL PIRATE JOHNNY DEPP ROLLS IN THE DEEP IN THE RUM DIARY


I notice on CNN today, that Disneyland’s favorite “serial pirate” for American film franchises off shore facilitation of sales, Johnny Depp is talking up the life of Francis S. Thompson. Strange. I associate Johnny to “life in Paris” or The Viper Room’s founder.

So, reading Francis S Thompson’s Anthology today, I couldn’t help but notice in Hunter’s Swine of The Week chapter (page 907), Gerneration Swine this quote from Sam Coleridge. It reminded me of beaches-trauma on the East Coast, local time.

The quote is: “A thousand thousand slimy things lived on, and so did I.”–from The Rime of the Ancient Mariner.

Johnny will stop at nothing, to achieve his serial art. Currently though, Johnny stars in a new film The Rum Diary.

[Photo via Film District]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 29.10.11~


JOHNNY DEPP AND PENELOPE CRUZ WORK IT FOR DISNEY MOVIES PIRATE THEMED ENTERTAINMENT

Reports People Magazine, America’s no.1 tabloid today: “Penélope Cruz sticks close to her Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides costar Johnny Depp at their film’s premiere Saturday at Disneyland in Anaheim, Calif.”

[Photograph - Eric Charbonneau for WireImage]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 11.5.11~


THE CHRIS FOOSE NEWS WRAP UP – CELEBRITY NEWS FROM HOLLYWOOD VIA HORIWOOD.COM, 2.4.11

Meet Chris Foose who hopes to start a career in movie sound mixing and sound engineering. At the moment Chris is reading up on thought processes (psychology) because he says the world is too crazy right now, and maybe text book wisdom will help Chris understand why people do what they do. Fair enough.

Chris is about to start working at Los Angeles Film School. Woot! Go Chris!

Chris is of German, Japanese decent and heritage of the Philippines too as an All American guy of today.

Some Hollywood entertainment news from the hood and around the globe, right now is:

Super Bowl moments

Miley Cyrus jets back to L.A. I dig her American Legends tee. Hot.

NFL: Falling ice injures six at Cowboys Stadium

Will Eva Green star with Johnny Depp in Tim Burton‘s Dark Shadows vamp flick?

Rugby sevens: NZ face Australia in quarters

Facebook

Sadly, Enron CEO Jeffery Skilling‘s son John Skilling has been found dead in his dorm room. Sad.

Egyptian journalist dies of gunshot wounds

Retro Internet expozay’s sharing can get you fired. Internet-addiction and its origins is a religion. Don’t mess!

Verizon iPhone

Mila Kunis provides the non-pregnant ballet-esque cultured shots for Hollywood movie marketing.

Bonus Post – Khloe Kardashian and Lamar‘s new fragrance ad is cute.

Bonus Post II – Some Waitangi Day News

Bonus Post III – Will The Situation leave Jersey Shore?

Some bloggers and journalists who don’t live in Hollywood, so they can’t take photos of real Hollywood residents like Chris as I can, yet who still love covering Hollywood news stories too (who doesn’t?) are: Funny or DieGeorge’s Bottom Line (George Stephanopoulos) (more…)


HOLLYWOOD’S TOP 40 BOX OFFICE EARNING STARS – CINEMA TODAY 2011

[Photo caption - Photographs: from left, by Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage, Jag Gundu/Getty Images, David Livingston/Getty Images, Ernesto Ruscio/Getty Images, Jun Sato/WireImage, Steve Granitz/WireImage, Marcel Thomas/FilmMagic].

Vanity Fair’s list of 40 Top Hollywood Earning Stars sheds light on who people genuinely like, appearing in studio system as our guest commentary spotlight. Faces of the studio system we all appear to dig the most are:

40. Eddie Murphy
ACTOR (WME)
ESTIMATED 2010 EARNINGS: $13 MILLION (2009 rank: —)
$7.5 million: Tower Heist (fee for co-starring in action comedy with Ben Stiller)
$4 million: Shrek Forever After (back-end bonus)
$1.5 million: Older film revenue

39. Guy Ritchie
DIRECTOR (CAA)
ESTIMATED 2010 EARNINGS: $13.5 MILLION (2009 rank: —)
$7.5 million: Fee for directing untitled Sherlock Holmes sequel
$6 million: Sherlock Holmes (back-end for directing, based on worldwide gross of $523 million, and share of DVD and pay-TV revenue)

38. Shawn Levy
DIRECTOR, PRODUCER (WME)
ESTIMATED 2010 EARNINGS: $14 MILLION (2009 rank: 26)
$10 million: Real Steel (fee for directing and producing upcoming robotic action film starring Hugh Jackman)
$4 million: Older film revenue, mostly from the Night at the Museum franchise

37. Hugh Jackman
ACTOR (WME)
ESTIMATED 2010 EARNINGS: $14 MILLION (2009 rank: —)
$9 million: Real Steel (fee for starring in upcoming Shawn Levy movie)
$2 million: Butter (fee for starring in upcoming Weinstein Co. film)
$1.5 million: Snow Flower and the Secret Fan (fee for starring in small art-house film)
$1.5 million: Older film revenue

36. Reese Witherspoon
ACTRESS (CAA)
ESTIMATED 2010 EARNINGS: $14.5 MILLION (2009 rank: 31)
$12 million: This Means War (fee for starring in upcoming romantic comedy directed by McG)
$2 million: Water for Elephants (fee for co-starring in upcoming drama with Robert Pattinson)
$500,000: Older film revenue

35. Tom Cruise
ACTOR, PRODUCER, WRITER (CAA)
ESTIMATED 2010 EARNINGS: $14.5 MILLION (2009 rank: —)
$12.5 million: Mission: Impossible—Ghost Protocol (fee for writing, producing, and starring in upcoming fourth M.I. movie)
$2 million: Older film revenue

[Oscar winning filmmaker Sir Peter Jackson courtesy of Horiwood.Com's Archives]

34. Shia LaBeouf
ACTOR (CAA)
ESTIMATED 2010 EARNINGS: $16 MILLION (2009 rank: 39)
$15 million: Transformers: Dark of the Moon (fee for starring in Michael Bay’s upcoming, third Transformers movie)
$1 million: Older film revenue

33. Katherine Heigl
ACTRESS, PRODUCER (Paradigm)
ESTIMATED 2010 EARNINGS: $16 MILLION (2009 rank: 25)
$15 million: One for the Money (fee for producing and starring in upcoming romantic cop comedy)
$1 million: Older film revenue

32. Martin Scorsese
DIRECTOR, PRODUCER (WME)
ESTIMATED 2010 EARNINGS: $17 MILLION (2009 rank: —)
$10 million: Hugo Cabret (fee for directing and producing upcoming 3-D adventure film starring Sacha Baron Cohen)
$3.5 million: Shutter Island (back-end for directing and producing, based on worldwide gross of $295 million, and share of DVD and pay-TV revenue)
$3.5 million: Older film revenue [Photographs: from left, by Gilbert Carrasquillo/FilmMagic, Jeffrey Ufberg/WireImage, Dave Hogan/Getty Images, Jean Baptiste Lacroix/WireImage, Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic, Mark Sullivan/WireImage, Alex J. Berliner/BEImages, Jon Furniss/WireImage, Fergus McDonald/Getty Images]. (more…)


HATS AND TRENDING TOPICS WE LOOK FOR – 1.2.10

This year, Johnny Depp clocks in as Hollywood’s leading lad voted in Hollywood by industry people. He’s also big news in Washington DC circles today on the Washington Post as 2010′s top male box office earner as well. 2011 really must be Johnny’s year to shine.

What I like about Johnny is that most days, he can always be spotted wearing a hat. On that note, in trending news and how trends are created via Hollywood, let’s take a peek in Horiwood.Com’s search engine hat today, in this age of digital transparency and look at what kinds of topics the search engine’s of the world feed into Horiwood.Com’s entertainment, brand and mix. This is how our inquistiveness looks today–as shared as open and transparent information to you all. Enjoy!

This image: toi toi grass tassels at Waimana Beach by sunshine, water and nature. So majestically austere naturally. Kind of like unicorn’s tails really, but clothed! Cute pic.  

Search Views
kim kardashian 245
valerie bertinelli people magazine bikini 101
megan fox 55
lady gaga boyfriend 27
alex meraz 22
natalie portman 19
katy perry 17
amber portwood 15 (more…)

EZRA POUND, A POET AND JOHNNY DEPP FOR EMPIRE MAGAZINE

I had this creative-cazy thought today about how much Johnny Depp (pictured here in character as Jack Sparrow) looks so much like Ezra Pound, the American poet (in Ezra’s poet days not his weird politics days). If I had met Pound in his latter days, I probably would have shot him. He was a Jew hater. I am not. Just kidding. Anyway, the fact that Ezra looks so much like Johnny today is like, a trip.  Politically, Ezra Pound was also like China’s current President, Hu Jintao – you know, a communist. Yet his likeness in this photograph to current box office Hollywood star’s look, does deserve a mention today. In fact–

That’s amazing!!! Well worth a share from the land of great Uncle Sam. :)

I still can’t believe how much money Johnny Depp has hauled in for Disney in the Pirates of the Caribbean film franchise, that’s still rocking. Can you? All the while Johnny is essentially playing The Rolling Stones Keith Richards of The U.K, and raising his family in the South of France. He’s a true blue global superstar is our Johnny!

With an artistic sense of humor like this, Depp continues to just rock on as Hollywood’s leading lad in that knowing entertaining way! Props for Johnny’s schematic pattern of method acting in extraordinaire proportions. Like a Hollywood trend in furthering the proven arts of the greats, let’s jump to that!

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 1.2.11~


FROM THE HAT – 12.30.10 – SEARCH QUERIES IN HOLLYWOOD TODAY

Most searched for people and topics in Hollywood at this minute: Bloggers are aware of trends 3 to 6 months before they’re released to the public by traditional means. Because bloggers have this information, it often makes us a target. Silly really. In sharing the info, we all can have it. So let’s see what’s inside the Hollywood hat then today. There are so many choices to go with. Siblings of famous people are hot hot hot today. My sense of humor would perhaps peak towards these topics today: ngapuhi tattoos, brian applegate, joe manganiello, polynesian babes, mrs obama hawaii schedule, crystal harris, fiona bruce, natalie portman hot, teen mom’s earnings, kim kardashian without hair extension, johnny depp accessories, solange knowles and my favorite by a country mile - top ten hockey mullets! or women body builders with outie belly buttons. lol! Whatever it takes to get sports news (rugby football especially) rating from Hollywood!

Because we live in an age where being transparent beats sketchy liars every time, here in the beautiful and unbeatable fun State of California America, we like to demonstrate transparency. In your words then with photographs from Pandora’s box here’s what’s in our hat:

Search Terms:

janet jackson beyonce knowles 92
james haven 90
jamie lynn spears 55
megan fox 43
amber portwood 40
kim kardashian 32
jason davis 24
buddy bear maurice 19
christine o’donnell 14
monica cruz 13
alex meraz 13
janet jackson 13
egypt daoud 12
katy perry hot 11
solange knowles 10
casey aldridge 10
natalie portman 10
(more…)

BORN THIS WAY TO DRINK CLEAN WATER – WATER ROYALTY RIGHTS FOR ALL CHILDREN OF THE WORLD

Born this way – I believe that all children of the world were born to have access to clean drinking water whenever they need it.

BTW: At the moment 1 billion people don’t. 2 million children die through not having access to clean drinking water each year.

Born this way to drink clean water – is these kids and their parents’ dream day. We can make it a dream day everyday for them. Let’s make it happen fun people, by clicking on UNICEF’S TAP PROJECT link. Let’s FLOW! Thanks groovy people.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.29.10~


HOLLYWOOD’S TOP 25 STARS, ACCORDING TO IMDB

Although James Cameron surely must be in this list, Johnny Depp, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are who Hollywood thinks are the hottest stars this year. Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt fared well too.

Only one person of color made the list, thanks to Cameron’s casting and her dual turn in both Avatar & Star Trek. Our diversity radar totally went out the window this year. Oh well. My question is: how do we get a Maori-Kiwi on this list, aye?!

IMDB’s Top 25 Stars ranked on their StarOmeter across 2010 here in Hollywood were:

25. Scarlett Johansson.

24. Emma Stone

23. Sandra Bullock

22. Mila Kunis

21. Rachel McAdams

20. Natalie Portman

19. Bruce Willis

18. Dakota Fanning

17. Nicolas Cage

16. Matt Damon

15. Zooey Deschanel

14. Taylor Lautner

13. Ryan Reynolds

12. Tom Cruise

11. Angelina Jolie

10. Zoe Saldana

9. Megan Fox

8. Gerard Butler

7. Christian Bale

6. Robert Downey Jr.

5. Brad Pitt

4. Leonardo DiCaprio

3. Robert Pattinson

2. Kristen Stewart

1. Johnny Depp

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.26.10~


ENTERTAINMENT WRAP UP AND SOME NEWS – SUN 12.19.10

Kate Middleton has a lunch date with The Queen. Will & Kate charm a charity event. Royal souvenirs get the big tick. In other news, 1 billion people exist in the world today that need clean drinking water. The Water Project, seeks to make a difference in India and Africa, click on pic below to let charity flow these holidays and be a Prince or Princess too of a more civilized and modern thinking world today.

Tron: Legacy earns $43.6 million at the box office to be #1.

You too can watch a total lunar eclipse, early Tuesday.

Shakira teams up with Dora The Explorer to debut a childrens book.

And the rich get richer–Los Angeles Times story.

Taylor Momsen shares Sarah Palin‘s knowledge of geography.

Chinese women can play good chess

Johnny Depp is sighted backstage at a Justin Bieber concert.

Immigrants in the US and The Dream Act

Angelina Jolie gifts Brad Pitt a “family-rock” ring for his 47th birthday.

Mitch O’donell news–Omnibus spending tale.

Saturday Night Live spoofs the Kardashian sisters.

Cancer-causing metal found in Chicago-area tap water

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron remain besties.

Lady Gaga can’t perform in Paris, France due to crew arrests. Or, a pop star’s day off. Lol!

U.S. Senate OKs Illinois’ first Asian-American federal judge

Burlesque has a Golden Globes controversy on their hands.

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds may have done lunch in NYC.

Best TV actor at Golden Globes is dubbed the mostly contested category this year.

Arizona and Nevada sue Bank of America over loan modifications–Why only two States?

Of course, President Obama has almost ‘job approval’ from Republicans–4% margin. :)

Christmas stocking stuffers for the pop cultural addict–Washington Post

iPads Arrive at Delta Gates at Kennedy

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA.12.19.10~


JOHNNY DEPP AND ANGELINA JOLIE LEAD GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATIONS

World News: Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie and Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck say they’re touched and honored to be nominated for several Golden Globe awards for their film The Tourist in the best picture, best musical comedy actor and actress.

Depp, also earned a nod for Alice in Wonderland said he was”very touched” by the double nomination.

Jolie said to be nominated was an honor, then with humor added “we were laughing because it’s the first time that I’ve been in the comedic category so it’s new for me.”

German director von Donnersmarck said he was happy with the nomination for “The Tourist,” his second film, which opened in the U.S. last week to generally poor reviews.

Not to worry, in tough times, people like to take down the big guns. It makes them feel better. Outside of the US, it will be a different story for this film, no doubt.

[Images and News via HuffPo and Wenn]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.14.10~


THE HORIWOOD TOP TEN – 12.13.10

Angelina Jolie has been turning on quite a show for paparazzi. Here’s images of the actress rocking it out in Berlin with Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt. Behind a great woman there are great men is her story.

Celebrities you picked as being the hottest names in the world today interesting you, right here on Horiwood.Com are:

1. Elin Nordegren

2. Olivia Wilde

3. Katherine Jenkins and Tiger Woods

4. Kim Kardashian

5. Life is a Malibu beach

6. Natalie Portman

7. Suzanne Hinn

8. Johnny Depp

9. Melbourne’s Daniel Assange

10. Rihanna

Bonus Post: Nesian Mystik & Sonny Bill Williams for rugby

Bonus Post:  Glenn Beck likes Julian Assange‘s arrival

[Images courtesy of Wenn].

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.13.10~


THE HORIWOOD TOP TEN – MON 12.6.10

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp‘s New York film premiere of The Tourist happened. Celebrity entertainment news posts voted in Hollywood for Monday, 6th December are:

1. Chalmers Ashby Johnson on Keynesianism war economy theory

2. Melbourne’s Daniel Assange talks dad’s “audacious awesomeness”

3. Olivia Wilde does all the stuff Megan Fox won’t do

4. If Smokey the Bear was to have a chat to Chelsea Handler

5. Elizabeth Edwards

6. Steph Koutsimanis-Smith enjoys the New Zealand Beach Life

7. Christopher Chandler is A-Okay!

8. Julian Assange is on Time Magazine‘s cover

9. Zahara Jolie-Pitt

10. Levi Johnston is the  50th hottest star, ranked on a Hollywood blog

Bonus Post: Nesian Mystik are a boy band with a Hawaii-friendly sound

[Images courtesy of Splash]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.7.10~


MARLON BRANDO’S FAVORITE ACTOR, JOHNNY DEPP ON UPPER-ECHELON DISNEYITES AS HE COVERS VANITY FAIR WITH AN INTERVIEW

America’s no.1 celebrity ranking actor last year Johnny Depp has a few things to say about Disney, Angelina Jolie, Marlon Brando and Liz Taylor in his Vanity Fair interview. Read this:

Johnny Depp on his “Jack Sparrow” and Disney thinking Pirates of The Caribbean was a little gay: “They couldn’t stand him. They just couldn’t stand him. I think it was Michael Eisner, the head of Disney at the time, who was quoted as saying, ‘He’s ruining the movie.’ Upper-echelon Disney-ites, going, What’s wrong with him? Is he, you know, like some kind of weird simpleton? Is he drunk? By the way, is he gay?… And so I actually told this woman who was the Disney-ite… ‘But didn’t you know that all my characters are gay?’ Which really made her nervous.”

Depp on Shakespeare, Marlon Brando’s Influence & Hamlet: “[Marlon Brando said,] Why don’t you just take a year and go and study Shakespeare, or go and study Hamlet. Go and work on Hamlet and play that part. Play that part before you’re too old…. So what he was trying to tell me was: play that part, man. Play that part before you’re too long in the tooth. Play it. And I would like to. I’d really, really like to.”

Johnny as Angelina Jolie’s Gallant Publicist: “Poor thing, dogged by paparazzi, her and her husband, Brad…all their kids. There are times when you see how ridiculous is this life, how ludicrous it is, you know, leaving your house every morning and being followed by paparazzi. [We'd have] to hide, sometimes not even being able to talk to each other in public because someone will take a photograph and it will be misconstrued and turned into some other shit.”

Depp on Jolie is another Elizabeth Taylor: “I’ve had the honor and the pleasure and gift of having known Elizabeth Taylor for a number of years. You know, you sit down with her, she slings hash, she sits there and cusses like a sailor, and she’s hilarious. Angie’s got the same kind of thing, you know, the same approach.”

But who is Johnny Depp? No one really knows. Perhaps one of the reasons why we love him in movies worldwide.

Patti Smith did the interview with Johnny for Vanity Fair.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.1.10~


RIHANNA, JULIAN ASSANGE, BARONESS SCOTLAND, “INFORMATION SHARING, OVERSHARING” AND “ESPIONAGE” VS “FREE SPEECH”–AS HOT BUZZ WORDS FROM AMERICA AND THE UK

celebrity buzzwords: Julian Assange Vs Angelina Jolie, now Vs Rihanna.

As humans, as people–we look over the fence at our neighbors, in a game of keeping up with the Joneses. The fear of being left behind, or missing out–is the basis of spying–be that polite, or secretive in the form of Espionage.

In fact, there is no trend-setting ability of leaders (fashions mimic others by spying), without observing what peers are doing, than advancing new or similar forms and better ways of doing things.

But when does research–verge into Espionage? Where is that line? Or does it not exist anymore in an age of new technology? The WikiLeaks case gives us all time to discuss that–on Facebook, a community far bigger than WikiLeaks, holding more information about individuals, than WikiLeaks ever could claim to hold.

Julian Assange of Wikileaks is the pin up boy of “Common Similarities between the US and the UK” that still exist today. Will this one man’s fate be decided by a US/ UK jury? His crime? He is a spy of spies because he owned IT that could track others spying tendencies in an obsessively voyeuristic political digital age–where most people don’t even watch politicians in the world, at all. Only other politicians do? Julian shared these politicians favorite (digital) media to read with other media. Anyway, 

According to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary Espionage is defined as being: ”the practice of spying or using spies to obtain information about the plans and activities especially of a foreign government or a competing company.” The origins of espionage is French, as in:

“French espionnage, from Middle French, from espionner to spy, from espion spy, from Old Italian spione, from spia, of Germanic origin; akin to Old High German spehōn to spy. First Known Use: 1793.”

We are also encouraged to look at the word “spy” as in: “to watch secretly, usually for hostile purposes; and, to catch sight of or, SEE. Spying is the active activity of espionage. Who really, has time to do that? No one whose creative that’s for sure, only people copy, others creativity. (I’m a blogger, so at times I can be accused of that. Just saying).

The Espionage Act: According to the UK Guardian: “The US Espionage Act is a little-used law dating from 1911 – the same year as the UK’s Official Secrets Act, with which it has much in common.”

The current law can be used to prosecute those who leak and publish classified information that creates a national security risk. The law’s purpose is to tackle espionage. It has never been used on foreign press or any media organization before.

[Image of Rihanna via Trend Hairstyle. Angelia Jolie stars as a Spy in The Tourist above, after starring as an assassin who spied on her husband in Mr & Mrs Smith, and an accused spy in Salt. In fact playing spies is kind of a hot celebrity topic when you consider Jolie's film career.]

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JOHNNY DEPP AND ANGELINA JOLIE – TWO HOLLYWOOD KIDS ON A BILLBOARD

While getting coffee this morning, I noticed Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie‘s new billboard for The Tourist. It’s in a pretty spot, where traffic banks up at lights and where the sky is always blue.

Their new movie incites travel–creates a strong image of the American abroad learning new things. A minority in a new culture – whose also not afraid to explore new terrain. Think Casablanca with Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman to get a sense of this Hollywood internationale vibe. In their new film The Tourist: “The story revolves around Frank, an American tourist visiting Italy to mend a broken heart. Elise is an extraordinary woman who deliberately crosses his path.”

That’s the latest from these two leading box office heavyweight kids of Hollywood town. I call them ‘billboard kids’ because, if you’re an actor on a billboard, you’re forever cast as a child in Hollywood.

Perhaps only living overseas, gives you the chance to grow up and live an adult life. Even if for a while, you are perpetually cast as a Tourist with an accent. As long as you’re on a billboard anywhere in the World but especially Hollywood, the town wants you to play the role of a child for it. Your job? To say: notice me, love me, play with me, go and see my movie for my high school (studio) I represent. Follow me.

A billboard is actually a physical manifestation of “twitter culture,” “facebook culture” even of a blog too with a following. A sign of our times in which we live, where people want their life to count, mean something, not get lost in an age of social media where –”visibility equates to credibility.” Period.

However, a Hollywood billboard is serious star status material. Money has been spent on the real estate. Billboard real estate is big biz in Hollywood, especially on The Sunset Strip of West Hollywood.

A-List actors promoting a movie, are like politicians campaigning for the popular vote of elections. When on a billboard, they just never appear to grow up. If you realize this, that there’s no escaping this rhetoric of any campaign that involves a media format (like a Hollywood billboard) — than the featured actors or political actors who never take themselves too seriously in this game of promotion, and who just produce images of fun (or beauty and strength as Angelina is here)–are the best at the game. Fun sells.

People need it. Always do fun bold pictures, I reckon. Can’t beat a smile in these times. Unless you’re Jolie, a pout provides variety to all of the smilers. She does it the best.

Johnny and Angelina are Hollywood’s two leading stars who provide star presence in the hood anywhere they appear. They know how to exist both within Hollywood and then go offshore and live their lives while dipping back in to Tinsel Town to make their money. They give Hollywood its current meaning as ‘A City of Stars’ even if they’re not here most of the year.

They’re ghosts, magicians in this regard, using billboard culture or the press to appear to be present. They’re the top of the pops at the promotions and publicity game. Big bucks.

I included trees with this billboard, because green is really the star of us all too. You know it. Enjoy the view in case this billboard never makes it to your town or your neighborhood in the world. You’ll always have trees beside you, as a reminder to think green to be a star too. :)

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 11.


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