One of the requests today is for: “jessica simpson’s big milk jugs.” So… here we go.
Splash News Online features this photo of Eric Johnson and Jess Simpson. “This year is all about new beginnings for me… Being healthy has become a part of who I am, which is great timing, because I’m having another baby.”
With a merchandising empire at around $700 million, it’s definitely time to create more heirs perhaps… Simpson’s message for her peoples in 2013 is expand.
Eric and Jess are vacationing in Hawaii.
~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 28.12.12~
Pre-holiday season, here’s some early incentive to pig out as usual…
and also exercise… too.
Here’s the latest from Jess Simpson for Weight Watchers. She’s gotcha back… at the new year’s cliff.
~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 20.12.12~
Always doing well is: Jessica Simpson…
Photo: Max and Emme doing some retail shopping in Melbourne, Australia with J-Lo and Casper Smart on Wednesday on a world tour. Photo: Splash News Online.
More celebrity pics at People Magazine.
~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 13.12.12~
Jessica Simpson was spotted on the move with kid in tow–Popsugar.
~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 1.12.12~
JESSICA SIMPSON 47th MOST VOTED STAR 2012 – WORKING MOTHER, FASHION MERCHANT DISTRIBUTOR, CELEBRITY MC, WALKING REALITY TV SHOW, OCCASIONAL TEXAN-CALIFORNIA SINGER
Jessica Simpson is the 47th most voted star of 2012. Once a reverend’s daughter, her father became manager moving her family from Texas to California. The Simpson’s cartoon show was a big hit, so the family had everything to gain from the move.
A career as a singer got Jess’ vivacious talent noticed, before reality TV shows (and coasting off Britney Spears‘ star template too) allowed Jess to gain a profile in the US that few other people in music can claim as their own. Her art of being marketed as a product, taught her how to market merchandise well across the 50 States of the USA. (more…)
Texan Hollywood humor: Jessica Simpson‘s big milk jugs!
~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 2.10.12~
Along with Diane Sawyer, one of my favorite TV journalists when living in the US was Katie Couric. When the world was sailing along before the GFC was announced, Katie was doing Children of The Recession stories as her news night closers. I thought, wow here’s a top journalist as good as they get, whose actually real on U.S TV.
It was a real “rock on” moment. A realization of good American folk!
At that time, Couric as a parent was looking at the math, asking if there are no jobs, why should kids even go to college these days? At that time, only 1 in 5 college graduates were expected to find jobs, she said. It turned out, she wasn’t far wrong. She showcased a lot of children of immigrants to the US in her stories.
Katie has lightened up a lot since. Her latest show is off to a good start on the producing phase. New news: Katie Couric’s Guest List of the “Katie Show” Includes Jessica Simpson, Sheryl Crow, E L James.
Too much fun. Her new ideas are sounding, very ‘white Oprah‘ and very cool too.
I wonder if Couric will interview Prince Harry again?
~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 29.8.12~
LIKE WATER FOR SCOTCH – JESSICA SIMPSON PRIORITIZES WATER IN HER HECTIC MOGUL ENTREPRENEURIAL LIFESTYLE
Funny today is Texan-California, Jessica Simpson. People magazine, the USA’s “celeb gossip bible,” report how the young parent has had to slightly modify her drinking habits.
“Responsibility has drastically changed my life!” Jess wrote on Twitter. “Saturday night drink of choice…. WATER!”
The sometimes singer, who was able to parlay her media profile as an American sweetheart into a merchandising fashion empire (worth closer to 3/4 billion US dollars and rising) recently shared in an interview:
The truth is Jess is originally from Texas. She’s still doing the tequila.
It’s like milk in a toddler’s bottle if you’re from Texas. Texans were just brought up drinking Tequila at B-B-Qs in that sweltering Texan heat in summer. As you do, if you’re from Texas.
Seriously though, 36 U.S states are experiencing severe drought, why Jess gets press today on Horiwoodblog on this issue of water.
She’s working the water supply chain situation out, for the midlands peoples of the Wild West who are parched… of a developed nation such as America is known as.
[News source: Oh No They Didn't as my Long Branch tribute post today. Peace!].
~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 7.7.12~
Is Jessica Simpson preggers? This question continues to heat up the web today. New York’s Page Six phrased this rather delicate topic like this:
“Sources told Page Six that Simpson, with the help of her father/manager, Joe Simpson, refused to say she is expecting until she had a deal in place. The the singer/fashion designer and mentor on NBC’s “Fashion Star” had been shopping a deal to the celebrity weeklies to announce the news and sell the eventual baby photos. We’re told the Simpsons were asking up to $500,000 to close the deal.
And Jessica has been hiding an obvious bump in recent photos to keep showbiz’s worst kept secret. Last night OK! posted the cover story, “Yes, I’m Having A Baby.”
Is it time for Jess to think “bootiez” for her offspring? Or is the media jumping to toey conclusions, again. Maybe Jess has just been enjoying too much Southern Fried Chicken. She’s a Southern girl after all.
As it’s rugby season down under, in the tradition of rugby-Kiwi girl, Alison Imms, here’s Boots (the repeat edit) just for avid rugby fans of the world.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Aotearoa New Zealand. Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 21.10.11~
She might elope. This is Jessica Simpson‘s news that bumped her name back into the top ten today. Gosh, so easy for some to make press. Simpson is a bonafide star, for sure. More on what Jess has to say, below.
In Hollywood entertainment news today. Here’s how you voted. One and two had big hits. Peace!
Simpson tells WWD via CA- “No date has been set yet. We’ve both been married before. We’re enjoying our commitment to each other. We want to take our time,” said Simpson. Nor has she determined who will design The Dress. “I will be part of designing my own wedding gown. We might elope if it gets to that point. We’re very relaxed,” she says. “It takes a lot to get us stressed out. We talk through everything. You’ll see him off in the corner, and what’s Eric doing? He’s just meditating.”
Cover Awards adds, ‘Simpson also tells the publication she plans to one day add a cosmetics, skin care, menswear, home furnishings and jewelry to her already $1 billion fashion empire.’
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.28.11~
Jessica Simpson is a funny girl on twitter:
“Yes, I am working out, but why is that worth any sorta press? I always take care of myself. Eric and I could get married right now in sweats!”
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.5.11~
Jessica Simpson talks life.
On Love – I don’t know if I believe in [love at first sight]. But it was definitely ‘I could love this man. And maybe I already do.’”
On Fashion - “I never thought I’d be some fashion mogul!” Allegedly Jess will make a billion bucks in sales this year.
Good on her!
[ New York Magazine has more pics]
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 2.14.11~
SEEING DOUBLE BUNNIES, ANNA FARRIS, TOPHER GRACE AND RACIAL SLURRING, GABRIEL AUBREY AND HALLE BERRY ETC NEWS – 2.4.11
It must be Valentine’s Day real soon when you see year of the Rabbit double bunny pics appearing in Hollywood as movie marketing posters. And that other movie with Topher Grace and her Young Hollywood posse that includes the funny Anna Farris. What’s it called? Poster below.
Hollywood entertainment and celebrity news happening from the hood today – looks like this.
Canada rules that internet costs will be charged by usage amounts.
Locke & Key casts Jesse McCartney in the Fox TV pilot. Score.
American Idol’s TV rating are up. J to the L.O Aerosmith.
Memo to NY Times. The divine is not an iPhone’s Almost Heaven phone ICandy
Green & Yellow – Lil Wayne enters the Super Bowl prime time music market.
ABC‘s Egypt reporters say ‘thank our lucky heads for Lebanese camera crews.’
Waitangi Day gossip, no 1 - Marae critic told to stay away
Clearisil sticks with teen porn show Skins on MTV. Y?
Reality TV star Camille Grammer will cameo in the $#*! My Dad says movie.
Buffy star James Masters weds Patricia Rahman Masters
Teen mom Amber Portwood files police complaint against Gary Shirley
Waitangi Day Gossip no. 2 - Hapu leader calls for investigation of Waitangi media charge
Men’s dating tips - choreplay as foreplay. Emotional investing with actions not stuff.
Jaime Pressly pleads nada guilty to DUI charges.
Gwyneth Paltrow consoles Chris Martin after his folks split after 30 years marriage.
A Charlie Sheen sex tape? Say it isn’t so.
Tara Reid will star in American Pie 4 and The Big Lebowski 2.
Gossip Girl‘s creator wants to get a little bit psycho.
Jennifer Aniston & Jessica Simpson fans still hate on John Mayer.
Super Bass news – Taylor Swift is a big fan of Nicky Minaj‘s rap style.
Anderson Cooper‘s Egypt reporting trials see his ratings sky rocket. Pay day.
Zac Efron is a fan of West Hollywood’s Club Voyeur too.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 2.4.11~
Did Jessica Simpson weigh in to the fried sushi at Katsuya, Hollywood? Yes, she did.
The Texan beauty whose worth 3/4 of a billion dollars is always a riot.
It’s good to see Jess doesn’t take the Hollywood ‘beauty’ thing too seriously and can still go Southern fried if she feels like it.
[Photo caption - Jess in her days as a military pin up girl, courtesy of Philadelphia Blog]
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 1.27.11~
We interrupt New Year’s Eve hang-over recovery programs today (double ouch!) to bring you an important question?
What would 2011 be like without a Southern Texas blonde, now from Hollywood, kick-starting the year off with some ugg boots romance action? Nada muchos! That’s what.
Here’s Jessica Simpson (self-made net worth, half a billion bucks) on vacation in Aspen with fiance Eric Johnson.
I dig the hat for comical effect. Very old school Hollywood Ruta Lee OTT-ness. She’s a riot!
[Image courtesy of Fame Pictures]
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 1.1.11~
Christine O’Donnell is quoted saying: “At a speech Tuesday night in Virginia, Christine called Obama’s tax cut deal that included the extension of unemployment benefits a “tragedy” comparable to the attack on Pearl Harbor and the death of Elizabeth Edwards, The Hill reported.
“Tragedy comes in threes,” O’Donnell told the audience. “Pearl Harbor, Elizabeth Edwards’s passing and Barack Obama‘s announcement of extending the tax cuts but also extending the unemployment benefits,” she added. On Monday, the President and GOP leaders agreed to keep Bush-era tax cuts in place for all Americans for the next two years and extended jobless benefits for 13 months.
I don’t blame Obama’s government for the 9.8% unemployment rate currently, because I never created a job for anyone else, the last two years. How can I blame Obama for what I didn’t do? One year in the US, I was able to create a job for someone. The last two years, no.
This year, someone unexpectedly created a part time job that they offered me. The timing of the job could not have been better. For this person’s kindness, I will always be thankful. Their actions are what I know of real America, and not what’s in magazines, but the stuff real people are made of here, who build community with sustained effort.
Peeps were saying country hottie Jessica Simpson was preggers, but Page Six reports that Jess was hitting the tequila with fiance Eric Johnson, Tuesday pm at Stanton Social, NYC.
She’s most probably not preggers then. Hitting the bar with an entourage of 20 and her dad, a ‘source’ reports: “They were very well-mannered and drank basil lime gimlets, pineapple 75′s, Maker’s on the rocks, margaritas and wine. They ordered a lot of food. Jessica let her guard down enough to steal a few kisses from her fiance. Jessica, Eric and the crew settled on shots of Don Julio to finish out the evening.”
Don Julio is the best. Hangover free.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 12.2.10. Lime with a Splash~
After crying when her beau Eric Johnson proposed to her, Jessica Simpson is quick to reorder the rumors about her engagement. She says: ”There are no babies yet,” Simpson told Access Hollywood Live on Tuesday. “But I definitely see myself having a family with him, so that’s exciting to think about.”
[Image via The UK Daily Mail]
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 11.23.10~
This via InTouch Weekly: “Less than a week after In Touch exclusively confirmed her engagement, Jessica Simpson celebrated her upcoming nuptials with friends, family and, of course, her fiance, Eric Johnson, at her parents’ Encino, Calif., estate on November 18. The bride-to-be’s mother, Tina, threw a casual party with pizza and finger foods from La Loggia Italian Bistro and roses from Mark’s Garden for 50 guests, including Jessica’s sister, Ashlee, her brother-in-law, Pete Wentz, and her best friend, CaCee Cobb. (Pictured with Jess above).
“Jessica and Eric looked so happy,” an insider tells In Touch. Not all was smooth sailing, however — the singer, who along with her former football player beau arrived two hours late for the soiree, seemed anxious for guests’ approval of her unique ruby engagement ring. “At one point, she asked one of the servers what she thought of the ring. When the server said it was beautiful, Jessica snapped, ‘You don’t mean that!’” the insider says. But all in all, the blond beauty enjoyed her celebration. “Jessica is in love,” the insider adds, “and kept talking about her wedding plans and new life with Eric.”
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 11.21.10~
Photo of the Day: Jessica Simpson meets Todd Sines: Information Systems Technician Seaman Todd Sines speaks with singer/actress Jessica Simpson on the mess decks during a USO and Navy Entertainment sponsored visit aboard USS Harry S. Truman on Oct. 1, 2010. (U.S. Navy). Image via Fox TV.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 11.16.10~
Jessica Simpson News: With news today in the USA, consuming everyone that Jessica Simpson is engaged to ex NFL Footballer Eric Johnson and does NOT want to sign a prenup of her $100 million fortune, this seems to be upsetting everyone. Always a humorist, if you’ve followed Jessica’s career? at all, these are my thoughts on the matter.
1. It’s her money. Who cares? She can do what she wants with it.
2. As an ‘artist’ whose always stood for romance, she asks key questions in the form of this ‘gossip tid bit’ of: what is Love? Is it not always a risk? Isn’t love more important than money? Hilarious and yet so true.
She has a point for her generation, because due to the economy being low, no one’s getting married or having babies here in the US (stats prove these rates are low). The psychological thought ruling America is monetary gain, instead of love or courage in a strong American future to raise kids– predominating, so I like the way Simpson is rolling on this one, to challenge the grinch that has America’s wedding fingers barren and wombs locked up right now, over a stupid “-$” symbol. She’s a bit of a grinch slayer, like a female-David shepherd girl, slaying an invisible giant of debt and fear, strangling America’s emerging generation. She’s armed with a wedding ring rock, and a no-prenup sling. She’s hilarious!
3. Simpson adds value to her star brand, by alluding she’s not about bucks.
4. She shows ‘independence’ from her manager dad, whose not
forcing strongly persuading her to sign a prenup.
5. She gives her man, Eric Johnson the max opportunity, to either a) know she loves him more than money and b) lift his game pronto and earn as much as she does.
Good Texan cowgirl wisdom. Let’s see if this spicy taco-loving, singing comedian, skips down the aisle after this couple’s most talked about American engagement of the year.
On a sidenote – Who thought that Jessica is worth as much as Elin Nordegrand post the Tiger Woods divorce, when Jess has never been near a golf iron. She’s surprising. Her new album about ‘love’ is out soon. No matter which way you look at Jessica Simpson, she’s doing modern ‘cowgirl feminism’ for wont of a better term. When girls of today, think being tough or cool, is having ‘total control’ of everything, Jess is doing the opposite. She says, I know a better way than that.
Love gives. Lust controls. She’s Radical.
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 11.15.10~