CHEEKY LITTLE WHITIES
--"cheeky little whities."
~Posted by Horiwood by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 9.2.13~
FASHION PARTIES NEVER CHANGE
Too funny is Miranda Kerr at the David Jones Autumn Winter bash with the Stenmark twins. lol! Models humor is too much.
~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 8.2.13~
WHAT MAKES HOLLYWOOD AGENTS TICK? EZEKIEL EMANUEL DISHES ON RAHM, ARI EMANUEL’S UPBRINGING & HUMOR IN NEW MEMOIR 2013
“Ari really could not help but be annoying,” Ezekiel writes. To provoke their father, he would scan the menu at every restaurant to identify the most expensive things and order them all, a habit Ezekiel attributes to his dyslexia. “He had trouble reading menus, and he found it easier just to look for the higher prices, which he anticipated were associated with the better dishes… As Ari grew older [he] learned the fine art of persistent and intentional irritation.”
–what makes persistent agents tick?
words: Ezekiel Emanuel (more…)
LAKESIDE RECREATION FUNNIES
A [jet ski] isn’t good or bad,
it depends on the person who uses it.
–Jet Li.
~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 31.1.13~
JAY-Z ON SET FILMING
jay-z, more known in l.a for putting his thoughts and efforts of his own producing abilities into the leading ladies of r n’ b + younger stars, than his own music… was on set filming recently… new video being made: suit & tie in cali.
photo: splashnewsonline. more celebrity pics @people. [eva fun. crazy music young l.a]. the vibe of this pic is the 2008, old skool club track. mace.gr.
~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 27.1.13~
FISHY SIGNS HUMOR – LOS ANGELES
Funny signs: This just posted in Los Angeles. The city’s fish obsession with LA humor sign too.
website: Mario Lavandeira‘s Cubano-Hollywood website.
~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 25.1.13~
RACHEL GLUCINA DOES AIG & SPORTS SPONSORS GOSSIP IN NZ
I read Rachel Glucina‘s gossip section on occasion. Today she had a line up of AIG’s sponsored pets news in NZ and the USA. To read all about it, click on pic. In that Hollywood way, Glucina is smarmy funny, if there’s irony at all in smarmy folks being funny without getting majorities off-side in today’s world.
Rachel is clever. It’s actually quite difficult to throw together a gossip page of local celebrity news in New Zealand without offending people too much. Glucina sort of walks the plank well on that one. She even managed to get a Maori celebrity into the mix this week as well. On ya.
~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 25.1.13~
SHERYL CROW IS TOO FUNNY
Lol! Pic via startraks - US Weekly.
now that’s what you call a friend. :)
~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 25.1.13~
PRAT STROLLER
“prammy slick“… what every wise parent at home in the hood needs.
~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 14.1.13~
GARY THE GOAT’S LAWYER’S PRESS – AUSTRALIA 2012
Aussie legal humorists humor: Gary the goat has day in court and wins: A goat accused of eating flowers in Sydney CBD turns up to court and has fine overturned.
Water is such a commodity of value in Sydney, if stories like this are making the news across the ditch. :)
~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 23.1.13~
50 BUSINESSES SHOWING GAINS 2013 U.S
50 businesses & types of products that made gains in the USA 2013 can be viewed in a WSJ article of 2012. A few good words are:
venture capitalisms. internet plumbing infrastructure that’s biz focused. venture capital backed companies. less focused in online cosumers. business-product makers. voice-over-internet-protocol technology. wireless networking equipment. telcos. semiconductors for electronic products. data-storage that increases company efficiency. business-analytics software tools. cloud-computing storage warehouse hubs.
Wait there’s more: the energy sector is challenged. health too. companies valued at at least $1 billion. fundraising success. track record of founders and board members, competition and financial performance. technology start-ups. acquired is seen as success. technology that tracks out-of-pocket medical expenses. bioscience. eye-vision devices. anti-epileptic-seizure systems technology. domain name manager companies. twitter apps co’s. (more…)
REALITY TV CASTING – NZ’S SHIPPING ZONE NATION HUMOR
Kiwi TV Humor:
One question: In order to be relevant is Pippa Wetzell “brown” enough to even host a show like “Fair Go” in New Zealand?
She should be hosting Paratai Drive: The White Go (Unabashed) show. Okay it would be TV fantasy, yet more real than Fair Go at the moment. The new show could run straight after Fair Go. I guarantee Paratai Go would rate better, for its straight up honesty.
I’d hate to see the lovely Wetzell ‘under-valued’ as true TV talent in our shipping zone nation.
~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 21.1.13~
SAM STRATTON’S COMIC WATCH
Comic Watch: The lads from Be More Awesome.
Photo: Sam Stratton.
~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aoteaora New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 17.1.13~
REHYDRATE – PART II
Reese Witherspoon rehydrates.
That humor! :)
[Photo: Splash News Online. More pics@People]
~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 17.1.13~
MANGOES, OLD FAMILY LETTERS & BLUE SUEDE SHOES
Ask.com recommends today: Old letters & mangoes with mom. Cute.
True fact: My mom has two brothers. One is called Harold. Another is called Harry. Those names are on their New Zealand birth certificates. They were born and raised in Helensville. My grandma’s Maori sense of humor is on show in their names.
Harold can sing Elvis like pretty amazingly. His daughter is an Olympian athlete. His children are a journalist, teachers, a lawyer and a health specialist. So, here’s a song that reflects that family fun of entertainment in our whanau at family do’s.
~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 16.1.13~
MoSt DIRECTOR NOT PLANNING SAMURAI STYLED STAR WAR’S SPIN OFF – HOLLYWOOD DIRECTOR’S HUMOR
movie directing rumors: Zack Snyder director of the Man of Steel superman franchise reboot movie, is not prepping a Seven Samurai styled Star War’s spin off his rep humoursly tells THR. Read on.
With MoSt in post, Snyder is also finishing 300: Battle of Artemisia. He’s a busy man.
~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 15.1.13~
PIZZA FUNNIES
Pizza funnies – HuffPo.
~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 15.1.13~
SPORTS EVENTS WELINGTON SEVENS COSTUMES 2013
What a nephew is actively planning with his buds: “wellington sevens costumes.”
I know what he’s going as, yet can’t reveal that. Just happy he’s staying with the niece, his cousin, in Wellington during the crazy rugby event.
~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 14.1.13~
PROBLEM SOLVING TICKLISH – BILL RALSTON’S CREATIVE WRITING TUTORIALS
A toga party and a surfeit of savvy make for a ticklish problem.
–Bill Ralston writes up the selfishness of our indvidual consumer society in a land of plenty.
~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 14.1.13~
CAT STORIES SOCIALITES NZ GOSSIP
One day, a cat placed in a plastic bag, went west.
hmmmmmmmmm. (more…)
COOL TEES: KEEP CALM
Keep calm trick the heat tees: What everyone in hot climate nations knows… is… to stay calm, if you have hot spicy food on a hot day… then you don’t notice the temperature after that as much. funny that.
Here’s a tee that expresses that humor.
~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 12.1.13~
RESPECT
“You are disrespectful and unthankful,” said my mom giving me the second rev up of a new 2013 year.
Mom was quite right. Today, I was. (more…)
HARSH RIVER CREATIVE – CLIFF CURTIS ON THE SETS HE’S WORKED ON
For me, I love being out there on the river…I really enjoy the harshness of it.
–Cliff Curtis
Photo: actor/screenwriter Don Scribner and Cliff.
~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 10.1.13~
