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REHYDRATE

Brit Brit grabs tea n coffee

No matter what… always rehydrate. Britney grabs tea and coffee. Celebrity pics@People.

~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 16.1.13~


CELEB NEWS: A SPEARS TRAWICK SPLIT

Britney Spears Ugg Boots Funnies Photos

On tabloid duties 2013, Britney Spears kicks in with some sad news: TMZ, People and Radar are all reporting a Spears Trawick split happened. Like wise exes, both Spears and her agent will remain friends.

~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 12.1.13~


YOU GOTTA…

No.1 on the NZ music charts is Scream & Shout by Will.i.am + Britney Spears.

when you hear us in the club
you gotta...

~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 28.12.12~


WE GO…

No.2 on New Zealand’s music charts is Will.i.am & Britney‘s new song Scream & Shout.

We go… check it~

~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 17.12.12~


LA CHRISTMAS CARDS 2012

Santa Claus and Britney Spears Christmas Cards 2012

On the 25th December 2010 in Los Angeles, I wrote:

“I don’t know which is cuter, this image of Britney Spears and a fellow Santa fan paying a visit to this years grey power working actor in the red and white suit (that Brit Brit uploaded to her Facebook fans page) or these two puppies in the matching red and white machine wool knit dog sweaters, I found quite randomly on Tumblr? (more…)


HOLLYWOOD UGG BOOTS PHOTOS – HEATHER LOCKLEAR & BRITNEY SPEARS HUMOR

Heather Locklear Ugg Boots

“Hollywood ugg boots” photos is one of the requests of the day via search engines. As is: “maori sports stars” and “bad mood in Saudi,” “beyonce sightings november 2012″ and “funny signs pics” to name a few of 5,000.

When I think of ”Hollywood ugg boots” I think of Heather Locklear or Britney Spears running their errands in uggs. It’s sorta that art of white Americana trailer trash, yet not white trash, just Hollywood. It’s always better when a Hollywood mom rocks out in Uggs. Preferably eating Mexican for a laugh or having a cigarette while she’s snapped by paparazzi in Uggs too.

The MidWest love it when that’s the look. If she’s a millionaire, even funnier. The Ugg boots pics don’t get funnier than that for her American peoples. Here’s that view. Two of them. An American artform of awesomeness.

Britney Spears Ugg Boots Funnies Photos

[Photos: Flynet Pictures.Com & Beauty is within websites ]

~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 7.12.12~


WHEN I CRACK THAT WHIP – BRITNEY SPEARS TURNS 31! HAPPY BIRTHDAY

"When I crack that whip"--Happy B'Day... :)

As there are only two types of people in the world… the lovers and the haters…. here’s a fun news story from one of the USA’s brightest stars.

Momtrepreneur, multi-millionaire, mechandizing mogul, Britney Spears is having a birthday today.

The USA celebrates Britney’s birthday big time each year. This year, Pop Sugar shares a few of the pop stars song lyrics, through the years, that have fuelled the USA culturally for almost twenty years. There are few veterans in show biz with appeal of Spears in USA.

Some of the song lyrics being sung today in USA hoods right now from Brit Brit’s pop archives are:

“The reason I breathe is you.”–Hit Me Baby One More, when launching the USA into the internet age.

“But no way, I’m ever gonna fall for you. Never you baby.”–Womanizer, on reducing those fatal attractions, you just know are plain bad.

“We can get down. Like there’s no one around. We keep on rockin. We keep on rockin.”–Gimme More, on ensuring the USA stays sexy. (more…)


SC.RE.AM & SHOUT – WILL.I.AM & BRITNEY SPEARS


Hey yo
Turn it up and go turn it down
Here we go we go shake it
Cause everywhere we go we
Bring the action
I wanna scream and shout and let it all out
And scream and shout and let it out
Cause I was feeling down and now feel better
It goes on and on and on and on
When your hear us in the club
You gotta... 

–song lyrics. mr will.i.am + brit.


BRITNEY SPEARS STARTS JUDGES ROLE ON “X FACTOR” USA

“So excited to be going to Austin this week for @TheXFactorUSA auditions! Will I see any of y’all there on Thurs or Fri? (sic)”–Britney Spears tweeted earlier in the week.

Boston.Com seems to like the fact that Britney is speaking her mind. She is Britney! “I feel like your song was just in the wrong key,” Spears told a contestant Friday, adding that choosing a different song would have been “more interesting.” To another contestant Spears said: “Your voice is really sweet, but I feel like you need a little more training.”

Spears, 30, was brought in to help boost ratings for “The X Factor” after the American Idol and The Voice talent show rival did not do as well as show’s producer Simon Cowell had planned. Cowell turned to Spears, the former child performer to boost ratings. Brit Brit became an international star with her 1999 debut album. More here.

[Photo captions -1. Britney Spears arrives on the X-Factor set, Austin, Texas. 2. This May 24, 2012 photo released by Fox shows judges, from left, L.A. Reid, Demi Lovato, Britney Spears and Simon Cowell from the singing competition series, "The X Factor," in Austin, Texas. Photographer - Ray Mickshaw].

~Posted by Horiwoodblog.Com, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 25.5.12~


US BILLIONAIRES BILL & CAROL FOLEY WANT TO BE WINE NEW ZEALAND WITH A BIGGER LAND FOOTPRINT

You want a piece of meBritney Spears lyrics.

In news that’s stirring up the waters for wine growers’ circles of New Zealand, US billionaires Bill and Carol Foley (no relation to Eddie Murphy) have hopes of turning water into wine from New Zealand in a bigger way.

In today’s Kiwi newspaper, “An American billionaire has signalled his intention to buy an NZX-listed wine company as part of a huge expansion in New Zealand.

Bill Foley, who already owns a large Wairarapa estate (a rural province where Sir Peter Jackson and friends live), wants to buy The New Zealand Wine Company, spelt out in an announcement made this morning in an agreement with the Australian bank, ANZ National Bank that has advised NZWC to sell.

After trade investors were targeted, the merging of NZWC with the Foley Family Wines New Zealand wine business was the conclusion ANZ bankers advised. Foley has already talked to Wine Spectator about the deal.

The article said: “In New Zealand, Foley is putting the finishing touches on merging his firm there, which includes the brands Goldwater and Clifford Bay, with the New Zealand Wine Company.

If the New Zealand government says “yes” (and why wouldn’t it, as this NZ government is intent on selling almost everything), the deal will put 80% of the combined, $46.5 million company in Foley’s hands. New Zealand Wine Company owns 250 acres in Marlborough, mostly Sauvignon Blanc, and produces 300,000 cases a year. The merger will double Foley’s volume in New Zealand.

The report also notes: ‘New Zealand Wine Company has suffered extensive losses in the past year, evidence, some analysts say, that there is a glut of wine being made in the country.’

Obviously, a better distribution network is needed to distribute the wine abroad if there is a ‘percieved glut’ of wine in the market, causing ‘extensive losses.’ China’s middle classes are singing out for quality wines by the boatloads. If you live in the USA that’s all that you read in papers. (more…)


WEARING BLACK VELVET STACEY DANIELS IS ALWAYS SO HOT ON TV

Who’s hot in New Zealand? Working mother Stacey Daniels wearing a black velvet ensemble on New Zealand TV this morning. The Flava radio MC also doubles as a music reviewer commentator and game show host on Maori Television. Check her here.

Such a smart lady. For amusement Stacey was giving the high-five on Hollywood gossip news. Whose teen Demi Lovato? many wanted to know. And Britney Spears judging gig on Simon Cowell‘s X Factor talent show – what’s up with that? has everyone all atwitter here in NZ too.

Bring in more youth and people that still hold youthful audiences attention was the topic of Stacey’s expert entertainment-eye that has always grown media brands in NZ.

Stacey’s people are of the Kai Tahu tribe in the South of New Zealand. A wonderwoman of the culture of local superheroes, Daniels is raising her children in both English and the Maori language. As all good Kiwi citizens should… She’s a honey bee.

~Posted by Horiwoodblog.Com, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 21.5.12~


BRITNEY SPEARS TWEETS FIRST PHOTO AS “X FACTOR” JUDGE

I love the way Simon Cowell‘s X Factor talent show has gone for the “rehabbed Young Americans” star line up in Season 2.

Pop superstar, Britney Spears tweets her first photo in the line up of X Factor judges 2012. From L-R: Spears, legendary producer LA Reid, S.C and Ms.Demi Lovato.

Very Disney.

Photo via B.S Twitter.

~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 15.5.12~


BREAKING NEWS: BRITNEY SPEARS IN AS “X FACTOR” JUDGE

Breaking News: Britney Spears in as ‘X FACTOR’ judge…

~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 11.5.12~


“GET YOUR HANDS OFF OUR WOMBS” – METIRIA TUREI & TARIANA TURIA DEFEND “WOMEN’S PERSONAL SPACE” & TEKE SOVEREIGNTY

I lived in Hollywood through the years where a popular pop star like Britney Spears was successful enough to have laws passed against paparazzi who were invading her ‘personal physical space’ too much on the streets of L.A while she was going about her own life.

So, I tend to agree with politicians Metiria Turei and Tariana Turia of New Zealand, in response to the New Zealand governments’ advice to teenaged girls on welfare benefits (in an environment where there are so few jobs) to ‘take up the Government’s offer for free long-acting contraception (that can be removed at a later date).’

The suggestion by the government has been described as ‘coercion’ as Government social workers appear to now be the middle-people onselling medical products for pharmaceutical suppliers, a domain that doctors are more heavily involved in – not social workers.

Metiria Turei simply does a Britney by saying, “The Government has no right to intrude on a woman’s choice to have a child. It should get its hands off our wombs.” She takes the ‘personal space’ approach on the issue of a woman’s sovereignty to choose.

Maori politician Tariana Turia expressed her view this way, “I’ve always supported the growing of our population, the growing of our hapu and iwi and so I’m certainly not one who’s ever believed that we should be controlling people’s feritility.”

Political activist, Sue Bradford said in a news soundbite on New Zealand news shows last night, the move is “bordering going down the path of social engineering by the government.” Sue’s belief is that the New Zealand people don’t want this at the womb stage of New Zealand citizens.

A friend’s view on the topic was “it’s very controversial isn’t it?” Some critics say, “letting girls know there’s more to life than having children,’ is a view being presented here – a good thing. So let’s just perhaps leave it at that so that healthy debate can continue on this issue.

There are many people in the world who were born to teenaged parents. One was Oprah for example. A well-known face of entertainment and humanitarian well being, her birth was not planned.  There are countless other examples of world leaders born to teen parent mothers too and single parents. So, there needs to be a balance here in all of this “common sense” subliminal brain-washing stuff, being dolled out as ‘we strongly recommend’ near-law rhetoric.

Democracy is about presenting choice. Perhaps why this topic is a good one as an early Mother’s Day gift, heading into Mother’s Day weekend in New Zealand (we are such a culturally sensitive bunch in NZ aren’t we, valuing all of our mothers equally?!).

What do you think about this issue?

~Posted by Horiwoodblog, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 8.6.12~


DID BRITNEY SPEARS TURN DOWN ROLE AS USA’S X-FACTOR JUDGE

According to The Times of India, Britney Spears has turned down the $10 million offer to be a judge of the USA’s version of the X-Factor‘s reality TV show.

Having moved $1.3 billion worth of product in just her signature fragrances sales alone… that sounds fair enough.

Is Spears in the early stages of planning another tour? With her wide appeal, usually, Brit Brit tours in election year in the USA.

Clearly though, Spears is not experiencing downturn blues predictions in her own economy.

[Simon Cowell & Britney Spears photograph: Nation.Com]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 13.3.12~


A TOOTH EXTRACTED AFTER AMERICA

In America, the Kiwi selected an American dentist of Russian-Jewish lineage on Wilshire Blvd who had medical practices in Los Angeles and San Francisco. After America, he went to Dominion Road Dental to get a tooth extracted. The experience took all of twelve minutes.

Post the act, he was informed that the tooth’s root structure was unusual as “both roots had fused together to become one.”

“You would think that in the land of big white teeth your American bosses dental plans would have taken better care of that, especially after five years there. That’s a real shame,” was all that Roger The Dentist said pontificating and weighing the situation gravely with a tone of deep concern. No matter what ethnicity a person is, it’s a strange fact that peoples teeth are white angel messangers, that do not lie. Roger had been in the tooth extraction business surveying teeth as a science with his own practice for over thirty years.

“So… no tom yum soup for a day, then?” was his chipper and kurt questioning reply.

“That’s right Sam. No tom yum soup ’til tomorrow” is what  Maria, the sweet middle-aged, Kiwi-Chinese dental assistant said handing him the sealed tooth rectangular packet with a humble, warm and attentive smile. He could see the root structural form resembled a very sharp and all too white stake.

Numbed from a clinical needle, all that was going through his head were crazy Britney Spears songs from her Los Angeles penned era as the comeback kid of American pop music.

To even be alive to have a tooth extracted was a blessing in disguise behind his Maori Kiwi smile of gratitude.

–Incidentally, Roger is so good at what he does.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 23.2.12~


BUZZSUGAR FEATURES ZOOEY DESCHANEL AND JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT’S NEW YEARS EVE VIDEO

BuzzSugar feature Zooey Deschanel & Joseph Gordon-Levitt‘s New Years Eve YouTube video. The (500) Days of Summer co-stars strum guitars while singing “What Are You Doing New Year’s Eve?.”

Much internet buzz today features Gordon-Levitt’s work in 50/50.

Female First UK’s website writes: “GG Best Picture – MusicalComedy – 5050: Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Seth Rogen star as best friends whose lives are changed by a cancer diagnosis. Rogen also serves as producer, along with Evan Goldberg and Ben Karlin. Jonathan Levine directs from a script by Will Reiser.”

MTV wrote “Joseph Gordon-Levitt And Other Golden Globes Nominations We’re Psyched About: “JGL deserved it for his work in “50/50.” He has established himself in recent years as one of the best young actors in Hollywood.”

Let’s just call this good Batman box office buzz. Incidentally  posted this YouTube clip two days ago. Already it’s had 2,501,908 views. Wow!

Zooey who was born in 1980 into a showbiz family is the daughter of, ‘Caleb Deschanel the Academy Award-nominated cinematographer (perhaps most notably for The Passion of the Christ) and her mother, Mary Jo Deschanel (née Weir) is an actress who starred in Twin Peaks.” Lately she’s being doing the odd TV appearance as an actress.

Gordon-Levitt’s upcoming film appearances are listed on IMDB as being: Django Unchained (Jano),  2012 Lincoln (Robert Todd Lincoln), 2012 Looper (Joe), 2012 Premium Rush (Wilee), and the big one – 2012 The Dark Knight Rises (John Blake).

Meanwhile…

 
~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 31.12.11~ 

BRITNEY SPEARS HUMOR – I WANNA GO

Alright, here’s a really good example of “how not to do a press conference.”

Humor by Britney Spears with I Wanna Go.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 3.12.11~


MY POST-ELECTION DAY HANGOVER

For some weird reasons I woke up, with that kermit the frog Bret McKenzie music video on my brain.

You know, the one where Bret’s on a white piano like Elton John, but Bret’s wearing a blue suit and trying hard not to play the black keys just the white ones, and wearing a black tie. (just kidding!)

And kermit is green, of course. A green puppet. In the music video, I can’t understand why kermit is dry though. He should be baptized in a waananga of learning, in Whanganui river or something, so he can learn something about water. Oh well, I guess he can learn to paddle in a kayak or something, while parroting his new lines. Dry.

Weird hangover dream! It even had a Maori acrobat in the dream too, standing next to the frog to give the frog more credibility. Wow! Who would have thought?! Kermie and the acrobat, do go well with Bret McKenzie’s rising star though. So, I could see how they made it to be cast in the weird creative crazy dream.

Love it! Only in New Zealand do you have dreams like this. :)

[If you know anything about New Zealand's creative picadilly-circus style of politics--that was my MMP post of the day. MMP is a system, created to best reflect an array of democracy, when electing politicians--apparently].

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 1


BRITNEY SPEARS – 46th MOST VOTED STAR – 2011

Britney Spears, the child performer and pop star survivor, has clocked in as the 46th most voted star of 2011 on Horiwood.Com.

Nine Things About Britney Spears:

1. She’s a working mother.

2. Rehab is a mark of her star crown.

3. She’s Kentucky in California.

4. Her marketing model is highly advanced. Spears was one of the first stars ever to create an app for her own fan base. Consequently, when she tours, her concerts sell out time after time.

5. One of the few artists to sell out arenas in the USA, by valuing the art of dance and the gift of dance in America’s trajectory from a tradition of being unjust slavemasters towards freedom and equality.She brings the dance of the South, with Bollywood choreography infusion these days. Wow!

6. Her smile is iconic American apple pie. Something Kiwis have yet to cotton on to. (Cosmetic dentistry is an art form we’re still yet to discover in New Zealand).

7. Spears has moved over 1.3 billion in signature fragrance sales alone.

8. Her infamous Hollywood meltdown was a metaphor for the American people battling through economic recession.

9. She’s brilliant in concert. Her petite size is scary, perhaps noting the strength of her strong spirit.

[Featured Music - Spears with her current hit, Criminal]

~Posted by Horiwood.Com,


RETRO BRITNEY SPEARS – TOXIC LYRICS

Global markets can be toxic. You can put in. And you can get nada or little back, except a heart attack or heart ache.

However, how can we be less toxic (or toxins addicted) to learn from our mistakes, losses, shared experiences?

Here’s Britney Spears retro hit, with that vibe of a bad break up.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Aotearoa New Zealand, Polynesia Asia-Pacific. 30.10.11~


CRIMINAL LYRICS by BRITNEY SPEARS

When you blog in New Zealand and click on YouTube, recommended listening by the online video company is Criminal by American artist Britney Spears.

An icon of a modern world, Spears was America’s pop princess, turned rehabbed star, who then rebuilt her life and career by becoming a prisoner of sorts, under court order in the form of a “Conservatorship” experiment. Of course, she went on to make $300 million.

Her participation in the experiment program, foreshadowed our modern times.What I liked about Spears comeback, was that she just danced her comeback tour. Only one live song, sung for her fans. She valued dancing as a tour worthy artform of its own, in the pop music genre of touring artists.

In this song, Spears owns her fan base, with this song.

Lyrics to Criminal follow via Artists – Let’s Sing It:

He is a hustler, he’s no good at all
He is a loser, he’s a bum, bum, bum, bum
He lies, he bluffs, he’s unreliable
He is a sucker with a gun, gun, gun, gun (more…)

PROTECTIVE GOOGLES by BRITNEY SPEARS FOR JIMMY KIMMEL SKETCHES

Doing a sketch, pop star Britney Spears wears protective googles to get her google rankings up this year, while turning on a show for Jimmy Kimmel, late night TV host.

In Spears’ humorous way, it’s this Kentucky girls way of saying Hola to her many fans in Japan from California where she now lives.

Love it. I wonder if protective goggles are selling out in California right now. Probably.

All Britney needs is a snorkel so she can go scuba diving on a vacation in the paradise Isles of Fiji about now. That would be fun. :)

In other news Spears has announced that she’s going on a national tour with Enrique Iglesias son of Julio. Smart touring combo.

Photo via Just Jared.

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.29.11~


JUDGE MARYANN SUMI IS A WISCONSIN UNIONIST’S HERO RIGHT NOW, WHERE DOES THIS LEAVE SCOTT WALKER FOR HIS FRIENDS? -3.29.11

[Some guy covers USA Today's Front page. He has a mayor's badge. He's new at his job. He wants to throw the average worker of his State, under the bus, to balance the depleted books he inherited in budget short falls. He's caught in a cross-fire that's an economic fire. His name is Gov. Scott Walker. Is he doing the right thing, or, openly selling out his State's workers too cheaply - Associated Press]

The Associated Press report today, that a little judge, on tour, has put her foot down to temporarily halt of the bill that aims to dismantle unions negotiation power with average American workers. The bill (favored by Republicans and backed heavily by The Koch Brothers) openly aims to strip American workers of labor laws rights, lowering wages of average people in Wisconsin.

One judge says, hold that thought. For now. Her name is Maryann Sumi. Let’s see how she rolls. Read up.

MADISON, Wis. — A Wisconsin judge for the second time directed the state to put on hold an explosive law that strips most public workers of nearly all their union bargaining rights, ordering officials on Tuesday to follow her original instructions to stand down.

“Apparently that language was either misunderstood or ignored, but what I said was the further implementation of (the law) was enjoined,” said a visibly annoyed Dane County Circuit Judge Maryann Sumi. “That is what I now want to make crystal clear.”

Earlier this month, Sumi issued an emergency injunction prohibiting the Wisconsin secretary of state from formally publishing the law – the final step before it could take effect.”

I like Sumi’s stance on the issue. Communities are about people sharing resources to stay strong. When 10% of a nation keep pushing to erode more from the majority of Americans, this is unwise, it’s a recipe for civil war in the future and an uprising of injustice here in the USA, if the greedy, like The Koch’s don’t curb their greed.

Then on the other hand, China, who bypasses a Judge Sumi view, continue to underpay people thus holding (allegedly) a no.1 spot on a global stage of the world economy by doing exactly what the Koch brothers hope to achieve. Busting Wisconsins Unions. Where is the parity in the middle between China’s elite’s politics and American’s richest families – on this one issue of ‘scrapping over lowering labor’s worth’ in Wisconsin?

That’s what this news show is all about really. You can’t help but feel for all, in this raging debate in Wisconsin. I mean Wisconsin are good people. Wisconsin burgers are a hit in Auckland City. Wisconsin has a globally tested culture, people appreciate and support. Doesn’t Scott see this? Just recover the losses a bit slower over recouping strategies with a strategic interest, not a total stripping of man power. Woman power too.

Todd Richmond has the full story of how little Judge Mariann Sumi is putting the brakes on Scott’s strategy as Gov right now. Read it at Chron.Com.

I’m going to have a break for a bit. It’s time to get tacos for dinner in Hollywood. Love them. They remind me of the yummy food in Texas. A little spicy. And they’re affordable. Back in a bit. :)

~Posted by Horiwood.Com, Hollywood California USA. 3.29.11~


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