MORE BRAD PITT WIRED: “TWEET OTHER PEOPLE’S WIVE’S BUTTS, AHSTON KUTCHER!”

Brad Pitt hasn’t lost his sense of humor, since the days where the struggling actor used to dress up as a chicken for El Polo Loco here in LA.

This interview from Wired magazine from Brad Pitt is lol, funny! Dude’s got a hori sense of humor, for sure!

On his thoughts of tweeting a picture of his wife’s butt like Ashton Kutcher did of Demi Moore: “Don’t take a picture of your wife’s butt. That’s silly. Take pictures of other people’s wives’ butts.”

On lying about how much money you make on your online dating profile: “Everyone lies online. In fact, readers expect you to lie. If you don’t, they’ll think you make less than you actually do. So the only way to tell the truth is to lie.”

On talking on the phone while taking a whiz: “No, you can’t talk on the phone! Do you want the guy next to you to hear your entire conversation? That’s why you should only text in the bathroom. Just be sure you don’t hit the wrong button and end up putting a photo of your junk on Twitter. Trust me, you don’t want those followers.”

On sometimes awkward cyber dilemmas: “Who cares if your Warcraft wife is really a dude. If it’s good, don’t check under the hood.”