“FOXXY DADDY WARS” – BILLY RAY CYRUS IS “PISSED” ABOUT JAMIE FOXX’S COMMENTS ON MILEY
Don’t mess with the “achy-breaka-your-face-if-you-break-my-daughter’s-heart” daddy, Billy Ray Cyrus. Everyone is reporting that Billy Ray is “pissed” that Jamie Foxx joked that his daughter should do drugs, become a lesbian and get a gum transplant this week. Billy Ray’s reply is a question: “He’s a father. How would he like it, if I said those things about his daughter?” Word. Foxx would love it as any attention from Hollywood’s leading “pop princess star maker” like Billy Ray currently is, onto Foxx’s own celebuspawn, would get his own daughter noticed into a future of show biz by The King of pop princess spinning, Billy Ray Cyrus.
Let’s look at this latest Hollywood “Daddy Wars” feud and rewind the track a bit. Jamie Foxx was last seen appearing at the Country Music Awards where both Billy Ray and Miley Cyrus appeared too. In order, to reign in his sometimes brat princess and be perceived as ever cool dad in Miley’s eyes… Billy Ray and Jamie Foxx probably thought up this crazy shiz backstage between them, to give Miley a wee paddle.
But Jamie’s comedic scripting and interpretation of the idea was way OTT wrong!!! Billy Ray now looks like the good cop, while Jamie Foxx is bad cop daddy right now. Love it!
I kid Miley, we all know Jamie was a total douche concerning you on Sirius radio and your dad is genuinely peeved about it. Rock on girl!
In any event, dad sure could have done with the help from Foxx to plug his new album, so Foxx daddy has helped Cyrus daddy out a lot, by transferring the attention of his music audience to Billy Ray’s musical ambitions.
It’s show biz, maybe Jamie Foxx is a little bit more country than we all think! He does present or sing at the awards a lot! Why would he intentionally piss off Country Music’s star family?
About now, the Foxx family are all sitting around the Cyrus family table in The Valley, sharing a big greasy bucket of Southern Fried Chicken and laughing their heads off together. (Where was my invite beyotches?!!!)
Billy Ray and Jamie Foxx are high fiving each other and sayin: “Can you, believe people are all that dumb?!” Case in point, boys!
The stock market is not paying all that well these days, but “Daddy Wars” sure is! These two Hollywood Dad Lads are just too funny!
And what does Jamie Foxx get out of the “Daddy Wars” deal? The real question now is this one: “Is Jamie Foxx’s daughter, capable of being the next black Hannah Montana of America as a triple threat?” Jamie is the big winner here, cause it’s Pimp Daddy time, in the Foxx camp.
Jamie Foxx seems to think his daughter is that good and now he’s even got the nod, from Hannah Montana’s daddy acknowledging her in the press today. That Foxx man is so clever. Nice PR from Jamie’s camp and a nice trade off back to Billy Ray.
Billy Ray gets to differentate himself from his tween superstar daughter’s larger than life persona and child audiences (which at times over shadow’s Billy Ray’s original star power – kids are naturally a wee bit selfish!) But Daddy Cyrus is clawing it back.
All Country loving parents of Hannah Montana’s younger fans, now are buying into Billy Ray as a protective parent and Protector, making his music and new album hot in their eyes. “America, we must protect our children from… X, after all” is the funny ‘racial’ subtext being toyed with but not uttered here. It stirs up the fears of the hill billy moonshine drinking country folk, to go out and buy Billy Ray’s album.
A-ha! We know how you country folk think! I kid. But Billy Ray is Country’s main media man right now whose firmly holding Country Music’s hot spotlight’s attention… which will help kick start his slow selling new album. Thanks to Jamie’s ring-in help… now watch it sell.
Daddy Cyrus also gets to cyphon some money back from Disney’s powerful marketing machine that the lucrative Hannah Montana movie has in effect to make uber bucks at the box office. Now with the media spotlight of family drama off the Disney film, and in the hands of Daddy Billy Ray, he can direct it where he wants. Onto his album. While Jamie Foxx also is his mouthpiece to do his parenting.
In a smart display of Show Biz Hollywood fathering, Daddy Cyrus is reigning the might of Disney’s power, back into the Cyrus coffers direct… all with a little help from the Foxx man. You can’t outwrangle a wrangler from Tennesse, and Cyrus is a master at keeping things fair. But in that ever so polite quiet Southern way, where no one knows what you’re really doing. He’s a study.
Oh, of course… the ‘black vs white’ subtext of a Foxx & Cyrus Daddy War celebrity feud, is the perfect foil for these two lads to pull this shiz and get away with it.
I love it. Very clever, and Billy Ray Cyrus knows who to collaborate with to both, keep his daughter inline and humbled for more success (and ‘The Climb’ ahead of her) while ensuring that both Miley and Billy Ray don’t give Disney too much for nada, without an adequate return for what they bring to the package. Smart. smart. smart PR all round. Nice acting, Jamie Foxx.
Outside of the studio system, Foxx and the Cyrus clan have worked out how their true acting talents really makes them the money! Disney must be pissed!
